May 29, 2013
Eight sexy photos that will start you up. WARNING: bad puns ahead.
Social media, TV criticism, creator Mitchell Hurwitz, "fans" who are actually psychotic — just horrible.
Intern has one sensible drink at the holiday party. Real employee gets blackout drunk.
Want a Foucault action figure? Sure.
Plus 33 things that Fast & Furious 6 is actually about, the easiest way to smell like a firefighter, and the Amanda Bynes bong question.
Straight outta Indiana Jones.
Weiner's wife, Hillary Clinton's closest aide, is doing call-time for the campaign. "It's not a secret that Huma is 100 percent committed."
The commercial is ridiculous, weird, and totally Beastie Boys.
Happy hump day y'alll!
The out WNBA star opened up to ESPN about being a gay female athlete, and the misconceptions others may have about her.
The Loudoun County Sheriff's Department in Virginia was called to the Costco because the worker was acting strange.
In other news: Some of us never left 5th grade.
One letter was reportedly sent to Bloomberg's gun control advocacy group headquarters.
Cat boarding could save our country.
A disappointed party seeks a way to fight its favorite enemy after she leaves the political stage. "I think that some of that thrill is gone" said Adam Graves, the son and senior adviser to Bachmann's would-be Democratic opponent.
The new leader of the Catholic Church is the first pope in recent years to reach out to non-believers instead of demonizing them.
Girls just wanna have... a day without their bra stabbing them.
The host of Nathan For You told his followers to text their significant others, "I haven't been fully honest with you" and then not reply when they freak out. Boy, did they freak out.
Ugh, I can't. I simply cannot with you, Winston!
For one thing, it had the highest debut for a comedy this year.
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
Sports entertainment in its truest form.
It's an explosion of spiky hair and skateboards in here.
And reporters almost fell over trying to chase them.
The President Of The United States Just Tweeted A Picture With The Guy Who Used To Date Britney Spears
His name is Justin Timberlake and he used to be in 'N Sync.
A blog post quotes a line from McAuliffe's book but doesn't doesn't provide the context.
It's happening. You're entering momville.
Disney never believed this now classic movie would be a success.
Where else is a gay cat gonna meet his mate?
Beware: steamy content ahead.
IAC Chairman Barry Diller is plotting to sell the digital remnants of once-proud Newsweek magazine. Of his 2010 deal to merge the title with The Daily Beast, Diller said at the D11 conference Wednesday, "I got seduced into Newsweek."
A new animated children's show, SheZow, features a superhero in a purple skirt, pink gloves, and white go-go boots. His name is Guy.
While H&M has made efforts to cast non-waifs with the likes of Jennie Runk and Beyoncé, they acknowledge they haven't always done their best. Karl-Johan Persson, the company's CEO admits, "I have to be honest and say that some of our models have been too skinny. That’s not OK."
It's amazing how much you can pick up through cultural osmosis. Or not.
Pigs are masters of disguise: can you call their bluffs?
You're bored. Google's Roll It! is here to help.
Because calling people ugly is kind of mean, the following tweets are being presented by huskies. Huskies are also adorable and the world needs more of them even if they are being judgmental.
Every reporter works for Twitter now.
Meet your future favorite designers.
Two male supervisors are accused of giving professional rewards to female workers who stripped for them. Ron Swanson does not approve.
It's not that today is completely un-cute, it's just that it could stand to be a smidgen cuter. Don't you think? OK, let's get started.
BRUNCH PARTY! Get some whiskey and invite everyone over.
The synergistic modularity of this post is mission-critical. Guaranteed all real overheard snippets.
Forget the "birthers," his Muslim background and training as a secret socialist spy. A set of more serious inquiries have hit the White House in force.
Ah, summer! The air is rife with hope and promise. And sweat. Lots of sweat.
Whatever this is I love it.
Please take your booty elsewhere, this is a designated twerk-free zone.
Dude... anything you want to talk about? Can I buy you a Sno-Cone?
Julie Maroh, author of the graphic novel turned Cannes Festival winner Blue Is the Warmest Colour, blasted the film's sex scenes on her blog. Critics are singing a different tune.
Spoiler: There's a lot of confetti involved.
Win the messaging game and you win the internet. But success is often short-lived.
Status updates, interests, memes. And most importantly: fewer parents.
Who knew it was possible for a person's emotions to shift so dramatically so quickly?
Marling's latest and most provocative film, The East, takes on nothing less than American consumerism run rampant. It's coming soon to a multiplex near you.
Ain't no celebration like a spelling bee celebration, cuz a spelling bee celebration has an indeterminate denouement.
Yes, The Last of Us is yet another zombie game. No, you should not ignore it.
You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both, and there you have A LOVE FOR THE AGES.
This video is hilarious — a guy tells people his R-Zone (remember those?) headpiece is Google Glass. Fools!
Seth Green alone in a bathroom with the man in the tie dyed shirt.
Because swimming, day-drinking, and doing absolutely nothing are all so much better when you're closer to the sky.
A looping 6-seconds of pure happiness.
Mother Nature is one busy lady.
After J.C. Penney alienated customers and lost $4.3 billion in sales last year, its social media team has been faced with trying to appease a virtual mob day after day.
Tilda Swinton, Helen Mirren, and Cate Blanchett? Looks like Annis did all the casting, now Peter Jackson just needs to wrap The Hobbit and sign on.
Sixteen essential reads (as of 1934).
Goldman Sachs Group Inc's fingerprints are all over the deal by Chinese pork processor Shuanghui to buy Virginia-based Smithfield Foods.
“The fact you thought this was a real show says a lot about the state of TV.”
With the news that he and Miley Cyrus have reportedly broken up, for real this time, singletons of the world have been blessed with this fine gentlemen again.
The host playfully donned a backward’s baseball cap, a flannel shirt, and a pair of Birkenstocks.
"I don't have any issues with the term 'plus-size,'" says the sensational new star of H&M's famous plus-size swimwear campaign.
"LIVE. LAUGH. LOVE." - AUDREY HEPBURN MONROE
Vincent Autin and Bruno Boileau exchanged vows in the southern city of Montpellier three days after 150,000 opponents of the country's new same-sex marriage law rioted in the streets of Paris.
Facebook's first day as a public company was marred with technical issues. And the blame lies in part with Nasdaq.
It's on Lisa Frank stationery. I love you.
Gmail will soon split your inbox into four pieces: one mailbox and three feeds.
POTUS joked around about having received an unusually warm reception.
Being a dog isn't all fun and games.
Hey everyone, here's a baby Frenchie you need in your life.
In the Miami Heat's Game 4 loss to the Indiana Pacers, LeBron James sinned, and was judged accordingly — by the BASKETBALL GODS.
Because handbags make the world go round. Just like fur boxing gloves!
It looks like the set of a Kanye concert or something.
After missing for 14 hours, a reporter and camera crew found the man they were reporting on.
An ode to everyone who always knew Brooklyn had the coolest neighborhoods in America — way before they became the coolest neighborhoods in America.
The best sporting event on TV last night may, inconceivably, have been a May baseball game.
'Tis, still, a strange place. 10 photos.
Instagram user @Peejet is the biggest thing in hip-hop right now.
The cure to all of your problems.
The image of Kate on the new catalog's back cover was actually taken back in 2009, long before a booker for the lingerie retailer's famed Fashion Show labeled her "too obvious." A source tells Page Six, “Kate’s not currently contracted to work with Victoria’s Secret, and they didn’t contact her before using the images.”
Lovers who dress together, stay together.
Save money on your wedding with a little DIY magic.
BREAKING: Your teachers were funnier than you all along.
The world of teenager-made music videos is a very weird and embarrassing one.
He's a busy fellow. Oh, and he has an identical twin.
Go to the full library of your iTunes or Spotify or what-have-you, hit shuffle, play, and post the first song that plays in the comments. Bonus points for posting the video!
The video that announced Larry King's new show on cable news network RT was just begging to be gif'd.
If you think 6 ounces per burger isn't enough, then you can eat two burgers.
With no cell phone service ...this would be her inner monologue. (We assume.)
Ever. Texts From Zelda is doing the fierce deity's work.
Some places take more flights than others.
To be fair, making a "let them eat cake" joke about French models is tough to recover from. (That didn't actually happen, but, you know, it could have.)
If you've ever seriously considered using a meatball grilling basket, go ahead and smack yourself upside the head right now.
Cook opened the door to the possibility of third-party developers getting their hands on the iPhone's features. This is a pretty big shift in the company's typical tenor.
Oh do you guys hear that? It's the DILF siren blaring.
Seriously, it's basically the plot of everything ever.
Granted she's not in jail right now, but it would seem like a sound investment all the same.
Hedge funds are not likely to embrace their impending freedom to advertise and market to the masses. They view exclusivity, discretion, and mystique as superior qualities to attract clients.
Fashionable, sure, but painful? Almost definitely. #FreeKimsFeet
Including the best commercial ever featuring a cat and buttered toast.
Hawaii is such a lovely, romantic island.
It's a breeze!
Run you clever boy, and remember.
Chinese media have released photos of the infant boy, who is reportedly ready to be released from the hospital after being stuck for hours below a toilet.
A fisherman bled to death in March after being bitten by one of the large rodents. More injuries are being reported as the beaver population grows in regions around the world. WARNING: Graphic image of beaver bite within.
Along with three business associates, designers Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana are accused of tax evasion to the tune of nearly a billion Euros — the money allegedly funneled through a "shell company" in Luxemboug. As a trial begins in Milan, prosecutors seek a two-and-a-half year jail term.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you, or, you know, do.
This should give solace, and hope, to creative people everywhere.
Crushing would-be popstars' hopes and dreams on national TV is a dirty job, but someone photogenic has got to do it.
The Daily Mail website uses some confusing terms to describe celebrity ladies. Here's a quick guide for the uninitiated.
"Urban transformation," or the art of making strangers smile.
Chief Executive Steve Burke has methodically dispatched with nearly every high level executive from the Jeff Zucker regime. Now it's "all business" — for better or for worse.
If these guys are anything to go by, the royal baby is going to be C-U-T-E.
A science blogger has been getting zoom-happy with the latest images from NASA's Curiosity Rover. And he thinks he's spotted a reptile.
Redditor Alex Emmart posted extracts from his grandfather's wartime sketchbook. Then told BuzzFeed the moving story behind them.
We don't need the Wester-bros.
Nail-on-head quotes about marriage equality.
In a video posted to YouTube late Tuesday evening, Rep. Michele Bachmann said she would not be seeking re-election in 2014.
The tea party star didn't stay away from D.C. for long after losing re-election last year. "People believe that I'm a trusted agent," he says.
In Colorado Springs.
Jeff Bauman, who survived the Boston Marathon bombings, threw out the first pitch at tonight's Boston Red Sox game.
Do you like having sex with another person? Well, here you go.