October 1, 2019
"This changes everything."
The only correct answer is: "all of them."
How many have you seen?
There's no shame in your grandma game.
"Your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it."
Press freedoms are under assault around the world. These are the most urgent cases in October.
"Are you ready for it?"
The law also declared a fetus a “natural person,” but it “failed to address” what that would mean legally, the judge wrote.
My heart is bursting.
It's a cruel world out there people.
This calls for an emergency landing.
You can't stop watching even if you wanted to.
Seth Rogen's Mom Tweeted About Having Sex With Seth Rogen's Sick Dad And Hopefully Seth Rogen Won't See It
Sandy Rogen strikes again.
Jesse Pinkman + puppies = dreams coming true.
A federal lawsuit accused the Ivy League school of discriminating against Asian American students by considering race in its admissions standards.
Stressed is just desserts spelled backwards, so... do with that what you will.
No matter how small your space is, remember...it's all about the art of ~illusion.~ *jazz hands*
Did you catch the Pizza Planet truck?
~'Cause every taste is ooh-la-la, it's true la-la-la~
I have a cold and it's snot funny!
A Dad Has Been Accused Of Killing His Son By Pouring Hot Water Down His Throat To "Cast A Demon Out"
The man allegedly told police that he "saw something evil" in his son and "knew he had to cast the demon out."
These used to be absolutely devastating.
On your marks, get set, BAKE!
A bunch of cute additions to your fall wardrobe — and nothing is over $20.
"My wife has become one of the latest victims of a British tabloid press that wages campaigns against individuals with no thought to the consequences."
"Undocumented immigration is an issue I think about every day."
We want to know.
I love Halloween month.
As leaked audio shows Mark Zuckerberg worrying about Sen. Elizabeth Warren, the site’s “I Voted” button could help tip the election for the president or another candidate.
The USA's national costume is interesting. Very interesting.
A Judge Wants Assurances The Administration Won't Destroy Records About Trump's Calls With Foreign Leaders. The Justice Department Is Hesitating.
A lawsuit filed in May accusing the White House of failing to create and preserve records of the Trump administration’s calls with foreign leaders suddenly got a lot more urgent.
The director of Old School, Road Trip, and The Hangover trilogy said stars don't want to offend people nowadays.
These items are positively purrfect.
"I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road..."
In 1949, Mao Zedong declared the founding of the People's Republic of China, ushering in 70 years of massive social and political upheaval under communist rule.
You know what's great? Not hating the people you live with.
Descubre si eres una diva-estrella intocable o una persona normal.
We're trying to make "themself" happen. Plus: scary clowns, questions from readers, and Sam Smith.
Little life-improving finds.
Writer Mira Ptacin never expected to communicate with her late brother when she visited Camp Etna, a Maine haven for mediums and Spiritualists, in this excerpt from her forthcoming book The In-Betweens.
Why are there ~17~ different types of breakfast syrup?!
Warning: the following list is filled with flannel, coziness, and pumpkin.
It's officially cosy season.
This is not a Mad Lib. This is the news.
Goodbye, "Hot Girl Summer." Hello, "Clown Princess Spring."
Could I, a brisk walker at best, find some use for a GoPro?
Because there's no better best friend than a dog!
Diehard fans, it's time to prove yourselves!
Don't mess with Gigi.
Only a baby can look cute dressed up as Frankenstein.
Traveling abroad on budget ain't so bad after all.
Are you more of a Boots or a Swiper?
“Our top priority is to build an army of young people to elect a candidate in the caucuses who will be a champion of the Green New Deal,” said one organizer.
In the iconic words of Jessie J, "Forget about the price tag!"
The real monsters live inside our minds.
"If only I could convince myself I deserve as much as men at airports think they deserve."
Will you be a Superhost?
Your wallet will thank you.
It's never too early to get spooky.
Ah yes, the four seasons — Winter, Spring, Summer, and Hocus Pocus.
An Ex–Dallas Cop Was Found Guilty Of Murder For Fatally Shooting Her Unarmed Neighbor In His Own Apartment
A Dallas jury returned a guilty verdict for Guyger who killed 26-year-old Botham Jean last year after saying she mistook his apartment for her own.
Deals on KitchenAid stand mixers, sofas, diffusers, and more!
There's no resisting a puppy's love.
Now I'm trying to remember the biggest secret I kept from my mommy.
What better match than pizza and dessert?
Skepta is who Adele was referring to in "Someone Like You."
No puedes ser "persona sin disfraz" por quinto año seguido.
Give 'em ~pumpkin~ to talk about.
Un día llegaré con un disfraz, distinto el color, la misma faz...
Descubre cuál de los dos payasos diabólicos te representa.
¿Andas muy "Lo pasado, pasado" o más bien lloras a moco tendido como "El triste"?
Ok, pero con qué signo eres realmente compatible.
Students will have to manually enter some information into the FAFSA, raising concerns that errors will make people ineligible for aid.
Una (o tres) para los elegantes, otra para pamboleros, una para minimalistas...
High school never ends.
Planning a trip just got easier.
"My dad's car broke down and he had to hitchhike. My mom picked him up."
Let the best food season begin.
Seriously America, what is candy corn?
"It's getting a bit colder." "I need to get ready for fall." "I've decided to dedicate myself to the cozy life." Just some of the excuses to use when clicking "add to cart." (You're welcome.)
Hey... all this sounds familiar.
Fear is the one thing you can count on.
Time to quit your day job and go on a tour de caffeine.
It is time to separate the Super Eagles from the passing pigeons.
"When his Tinder profile reads 'still eligible to light the black flame candle.'"
We'll get it right.
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" —you to your neighbors, who can't hear you anyway because they're too damn loud.
This is more The Thick of It than the actual The Thick of It.
Give your skin the love it deserves.
The money is supposed to help Bristol port get “ready for Brexit”. But the port's owners — who donated £25,000 to Johnson's leadership campaign — previously already declared themselves “Brexit ready”.
Add another little smile to your life. :) :) :)
Beefaroni, Beefaroni, I like the ravioli!
We're paw-sitive your furry friend will love these.
A video circulating online by pro-democracy supporters appears to show a protester being shot at point-blank range, as huge rallies take place on China’s 70th anniversary.
Mike Johnson Opened Up About His Relationship With Demi Lovato By Revealing She "Kisses Really Well"
As well as revealing that Demi "kisses really well", Mike opened up about who made the first move and what he doesn't like about their current situation.
John Krasinski or Emily Blunt?
Let's shake 'em heat waves off.
It's time to ~dress~ to impress.
From personalised crystallised champagne bottles to the first photos of the bride and groom.
"Begone." — you to all your small but annoying problems.
Nobody appreciates free stuff more than a broke college kid.
Here's some sound advice.
That's how we *roll*!
The struggle is real, but we're here to help.
The most important week of your elementary school life.
From mixers to microwaves and everything in between, big discounts are cooking for every budget!
It's spooky puppy season, y'all.
There's more to life than binging Netflix, you know.
Congress Wants Answers From Two Men Who Led Smear Campaign Against Biden — Under Giuliani's Direction
Congress is demanding information from two men who carried out a campaign to discredit Joe Biden under Giuliani's direction.
"Dude, I service society by rocking."
"My nipples are so angry."
Biebs, is that you?
Time to find out your fate.
My brain already hurts.
Turning away asylum-seekers at official border crossings and sending them back to the country they're fleeing is against US and international law, immigrant advocates said.
COMMUNICATION 👏 IS 👏 KEY 👏
Find someone who can commit the way Maisie and Reuben do to style.
You probably forgot that you forgot about all of these!
"The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues..."
The Trump Administration Will Have To Pay $6.6 Million So Far To Groups That Sued Over The Census Citizenship Question
The Justice Department reached $3.9 million in settlements with challengers in Maryland, new documents show. That's on top of the $2.7 million the administration already agreed to pay the ACLU.
Of course the extremely cursed time we are living through — Ukraine, Barr, the impeachment inquiry, all of it — goes back to Trump’s obsession with Russia.
Sure, they play high schoolers onsceen — but how old are the actors really??
"No uterus, no opinion."
Chances are you probably are.
For when you said you'd do it tomorrow, and now it's tomorrow.