These gifts are almost as good as a private jet. Almost.
"Omg – how did you find this?" —them to you this holiday season.
It's the first time the major retailer has collabed with a Latin designer and, parce, you're gonna want every piece.
Mark my words, you're going to be very popular among the recipients of these gifts.
We're almost over 11 months into 2019 and somehow these things have yet to make their way into my shopping cart. It makes no sense.
More money more problems — so let's spend it.
Oh, they fancy huh?
Come for the deals, stay for all the pics of adorable pet models.
The way to their heart is with presents covered in their furriest friend's face.
They're so exclusive, you might need a membership card to get them — in fact, lemme go ahead and laminate one for ya.
"Hey, MTV, welcome to my cube."
"Excuse me, are you an angel 'cause your outfit is heavenly." —strangers on the street, to you.
These products are the equivalent of that plant that would make Mario, Super Mario.
Barneys may be shuttering but based on your outfit, you'd never know.
Comfortableness is a sign of godliness.
The second that direct deposit hits...
The votes are in, the tallies counted, and the winner for best dressed is ::drum roll please:: *you*
A dress for every social gathering you grace with your presence this holiday season.
These things are like an electric heater for your heart.
It'll be love at first sight for your bank account.