Buzz·Posted on Oct 1, 201917 Tweets From This Month That Absolutely Obliterated Men"If only I could convince myself I deserve as much as men at airports think they deserve."by Syd RobinsonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Mat 🏳️🌈 @matchu_chutrain He’s not ignoring you he just recently bought separate shampoo and conditioner and is trying to figure out which one goes in his hair first 03:41 AM - 11 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. 𝓐𝓶𝓶𝓪 ❥ @AMMARlSE dudes be in the dm’s like: hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey wow fuck you sIut hey 07:00 PM - 29 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. jessica @okayslutty Crazy how dudes can hold back tears for a lifetime but cum in like 30 seconds 12:16 AM - 18 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Auset @tesuailak Do men grab other men's waists when they are trying to get by or...? 04:05 AM - 01 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Eva Victor @evaandheriud if only i could convince myself i deserve as much as men at airports think they deserve 02:25 PM - 27 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. dre @gothshakira every day men leave their homes with no bag, no water bottle, no lip balm, no hand sanitizer, no extra layer in case they get cold, just keys and a wallet shoved into their pocket. chaotic and reckless 07:02 PM - 04 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Natalie @jbfan911 boys: do u like girls with big boob or big butt better the same boys: i wash my face with dish soap 12:30 AM - 04 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Audrey Kaufman @KaufmanAudrey girls be like “I’m a sapiosexual” and it’s like ehhhhhhhh I’ve met your boyfriend 09:53 PM - 17 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Darius @fuckDariuss Guys be 5’6 talking bout “what would you do if I was there rn” idk pet you? 05:45 PM - 23 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Gråçë @graciecovz “Nashville isn’t ready for the boys” really?? What are you gonna do? Get drunk and buy vodka sodas for a bunch of girls who want nothing to do with you and pass out on the floor of the 2 person hotel room you split between 9 guys?? Nashville is ready baby. 08:51 PM - 27 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. 1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS cultural impact: █ █ █ █ _ Vibrators Men 05:18 PM - 22 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Dana Donnelly @danadonly sometimes therapy is helpful, sometimes therapy is a middle aged woman watching a viral tiktok the guy you’re dating made and looking up at you in disbelief saying “this? this is the boy you like?” 02:47 AM - 30 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Catherine Cohen @catccohen men love to date powerful women for 3-8 weeks 08:50 PM - 01 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. pony @tigersgoroooar i refuse to ever teach my daughters the archaic concept of “losing one’s virginity” as if some baby-dicked boy who drives a Honda Civic is really taking something special from you lmaaaoo grow up and overthrow the government 08:35 PM - 16 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. 𝙎𝙠𝙮𝙡𝙖𝙧 ☁️ @hxrtbitch nobody: white boys: i just miss her so much BRO 03:52 AM - 26 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Dana Donnelly @danadonly no don’t make your tinder age range 18-22 you’re literally 36 years old aha 06:24 PM - 27 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. boop @boopyape found out my mom drove HERSELF to the hospital when she was going into labor bc she was mad at my dad for not giving her enough attention and wanted to birth me by herself bc “men are incapable”... so yes I am the son of a petty queen and, yes, I will carry on her legacy. 05:01 PM - 06 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite