BE 👏 HONEST 👏 WITH 👏 YOURSELF 👏
"You don't wanna be a psych major, you just need therapy."
Get ready from some vicious 2019 slander.
I have faith that the picture of the teeny-tiny bulldog will get me through the week.
*through tears* DUCKS *sniff* ON *sob* ROOOOOF!!!
"Leaving space for the people you protect to learn to be their own first line of protection."
"If someone you know is getting deeply into making bread from scratch, they are deeply depressed. I promise you."
For the *~star~* in your life.
But are you *really* smarter than a fifth-grader?
NO 👏 MORE 👏 DISNEY 👏 REMAKES 👏
*clicks immediately* *scrolls vigorously* *smiles contagiously*
"Thank you for donating your balls."
Bask in the Glow-Up™.
*takes research notes in my Science binder, which is obviously GREEN*
END 👏 THE 👏 YEAR 👏 WITH 👏 A 👏 BANG 👏
"Women just get it. And men don’t. Won’t elaborate."
Is your pasta knowledge REALLY *chef's kiss*?
"Trying to figure out how Hannah can be on Dancing with the Stars and Peter’s season at the same time..."
Consider my snoot booped.