Syd Robinson
17 Animal Tweets To Give You An Extra Dose Of Serotonin
*inhales* Now look at this video of a chicken going apple picking. *exhales*
21 Tweets About College That You'll Get If You Are Currently In Or Have Ever Been In College
"IDK what college freshman needs to hear this, but you don't wanna be a psych major, you just need therapy."
19 Of The Most Bizarre Things People Have Found At Garage Sales
Lots of Athletic Jesus™ paraphernalia. Curious...
19 Sex And Dating Tweets That Are Hilarious And Painfully Accurate
"I'm sorry I roasted you. I was trying to flirt."
17 Funny Breakup Tweets That'll Make You Want A Significant Other Just So You Can Dump Them
"Guess who woke up to 17 missed calls from their ex? ...My ex."
18 Really Good Things That Happened This Week
Tag yourself — I'm Kacey Musgraves filming Lizzo twerking!!!
Can You Guess The Zodiac Signs Of Each Of These Celebs?
Are these celebs Fire, Air, Earth, or Water?!
32 Tweets That Ruined Men So Brilliantly, They All Got Over 100,000 Likes
"A pregnant virgin I can believe, but three wise MEN? ALL IN ONE PLACE?"
19 Things Twentysomethings Definitely Forgot Existed
Disclaimer: May cause vivid flashbacks to yesteryear.
Here's The Best Burrito In Every State, According To Yelp
*immediately plans cross-country road trip based off this list*
Here's Everything We Know About Peter From "The Bachelor's" Freak Accident
Complete with my own visual interpretations.
19 Hilarious Reactions To Instagram Removing Its Following Tab
"If IG gets rid of the Following tab, how will I see just how horny my married-father-of-three-ex-coworker is?"
Chefs Shared "Red Flags" People Should Look For When Dining Out, And They're Scarring
"Ask where your seafood comes from. If they don’t know, you don’t want it."
19 Tweets About The Two Genders That Perfectly Illustrate The Gender Binary
You're either "Women" or "THE VOID." Period!
18 Tweets For Former Theatre Kids And Former Theatre Kids Only
"Working out to Hamilton is peak former theatre kid bullsh*t."
33 Animal Tweets To Scroll Through If You Need A Break From The News
In today's news, all these animals are still big stimky chonkers.
20 Tweets For Anyone Who Likes Fall And Laughing At Tweets
"What if we go to a pumpkin patch then kiss in the corn maze haha JK...unless? 🤔"