*inhales* Now look at this video of a chicken going apple picking. *exhales*
"IDK what college freshman needs to hear this, but you don't wanna be a psych major, you just need therapy."
Lots of Athletic Jesus™ paraphernalia. Curious...
"I'm sorry I roasted you. I was trying to flirt."
"Guess who woke up to 17 missed calls from their ex? ...My ex."
Tag yourself — I'm Kacey Musgraves filming Lizzo twerking!!!
Are these celebs Fire, Air, Earth, or Water?!
"A pregnant virgin I can believe, but three wise MEN? ALL IN ONE PLACE?"
Disclaimer: May cause vivid flashbacks to yesteryear.
*immediately plans cross-country road trip based off this list*
Complete with my own visual interpretations.
"If IG gets rid of the Following tab, how will I see just how horny my married-father-of-three-ex-coworker is?"
"Ask where your seafood comes from. If they don’t know, you don’t want it."
You're either "Women" or "THE VOID." Period!
"Working out to Hamilton is peak former theatre kid bullsh*t."
In today's news, all these animals are still big stimky chonkers.
"What if we go to a pumpkin patch then kiss in the corn maze haha JK...unless? 🤔"