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Build A Six-Course Meal To Find Out When You'll Have Sex Next

and because no long-ass meal is complete without BEVERAGES, CHOOSE A DRINK

Helllllll to the yeah. Someone is gettin' downnnn today! Now go clean your room and don't forget to use protection.

TONIGHT!

You're going through a dry spell, and that's okay. But it's almost over. You're gonna hit it off with someone and then BOOM, you're goin to funky town. Might I suggest some Kenny G. to set the mood?

Next week

You've taken some time for you, and now that you know what you want and how to get it, you're gonna get it...sometime early next year. Patience is a virtue. It will be worth the wait!

Early next year

New life plan: to focus on yourself. There are other ways to find pleasure, and you will learn the secrets. Sex isn't everything anyway. Take a pottery class!

Never again. You're celibate now.

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Build A Six-Course Meal To Find Out When You'll Have Sex Next

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