Drunk Taylor Swift, shady Miley Cyrus comments, a beautiful mango pit, and more.
Oh, to be a 22-year-old billionaire.
"I've got an entire customer service personality that's fake."
Just don't hug him too close, or he might melt.
What the heck is AUBERGINE?
"Only the powerful or the fast get to take hot showers."
"Y’all can have my nipple, but not my time or money anymore."
"Spend your money elsewhere."
"Just found out Americans call fish fingers 'fish sticks.'"
Where were our parents?!?!
It's time to find out who you really are inside.
Taylor Swift, number neighbors, a rejected "Old Town Road" lyric, and more.
"Don't look now, but the vet techs are all eating Chick-Fil-A."
“If he was thinking that, I can’t imagine what my fans in the LGBTQ community might be thinking."
"I started to find my confidence when I was on Friends, for sure."
Taylor Swift Fans Got Real Mad At Charli XCX For A Hot Second So She Released A Statement On Twitter
"It kind of felt like I was getting up onstage and waving to 5-year-olds.”
"For some reason I thought it would be funny..."
Jordyn Woods, White Claw memes, and a very angry mother at Disney World.
"Still bragging about high school basketball games from ten years ago."