Why did no one tell me about Emma Stone?

Stephen LaConte • One day ago

Let the crunchy vs. smooth debate COMMENCE.

Stephen LaConte • 2 days ago

"Your parents are literally the worst part of my job."

Stephen LaConte • 2 days ago

Your daily reminder that everything is a lie.

Stephen LaConte • 3 days ago

Junk food freaks ONLY.

Stephen LaConte • 4 days ago

We've all been living LIES.

Stephen LaConte • 5 days ago

They're called Allbirds, and they're pretty AF.

Stephen LaConte • 5 days ago

My new nightmare!

Stephen LaConte • 8 days ago

No shame in the old people game.

Stephen LaConte • 16 days ago

"People invented sleep because they were bored."

Stephen LaConte • 16 days ago

Because we could all use a reminder.

Stephen LaConte • 20 days ago

I tell thee, "Thank u, next."

Stephen LaConte • 21 days ago

Can you spot the George Foreman grill?

Stephen LaConte • 22 days ago

It was a weird year for celebrity drama.

Stephen LaConte • 23 days ago

We can put a man on the moon, but we still can't figure out how to park.

Stephen LaConte • 23 days ago

It's the little things in life.

Stephen LaConte • 23 days ago

It's a *hard* choice.

Stephen LaConte • 23 days ago

2019 is gonna be your year.

Stephen LaConte • 23 days ago

How did I never notice this?

Stephen LaConte • 27 days ago

'Tis the season things get shitty.

Stephen LaConte • 27 days ago