"I will never be that person who can nurse a glass of wine throughout an entire evening."
"If you ever catch me and Stedman, you know, boinking around..."
"Everyone has to go through it, sweetheart."
You've been training your whole life for this.
Your secrets are safe here.
Kathy Griffin? Vince Vaughn?? Jane Lynch???
"I can fart whenever. No guilt."
"I know what the truth is."
They're the REASON for the SEASON.
Should we ban cargo shorts once and for all?
"Stepping in water in fresh socks."
"Nothing good starts in a getaway car."