1. Buying enough food for a whole freakin' party...for just you:
Grocery store cashier: "Having a party tonight?" Me: "Nope, just pregnant."
2. Using your pool floatie as a pregnancy pillow:
3. Keeping alllll the snacks right in your nightstand:
4. Making up phrases about food that only pregnant people would understand:
Actual words I uttered today while finishing a Subway sandwich: "I wish this footlong was a foreverlong." #notexaggerating #sopregnant
5. Using office supplies to keep your pants from busting open:
6. And satisfying all of your cravings, no matter how crazy they might sound:
7. Realizing that pregnancy nipples take on minds of their own:
My nipples are so angry. #pregnancyproblems
8. Using your pregnancy to get out of going to work:
9. Using pretty much all of the pillows in the house to make yourself comfortable:
10. Eating the portions of food that you want and leaving the rest:
11. Waking up with really late night cravings:
Question 1: Why am I wide awake at 2:25am? Question 2: Why am I starving at 2:25am #pregnancyproblems
12. Not worrying about how you look with your jeans unbuttoned, because...pregnant belly, y'all:
In other news.... My jeans have been unbuttoned since noon and fully unzipped since 6pm. #pregnancyperks
13. Doing whatever you have to for your favorite snack:
14. Taking full advantage of that maternity parking spot while your partner loads the groceries:
15. Throwing some potato chips in your s'mores for an extra crunch:
16. Sleeping whenever and wherever you want:
Falling asleep at a party and nobody drawing dicks on your face #pregnancyperks
17. And eating allllll the foods and being totally unapologetic about it:
