Twin Mommy and lover of all things Disney, all things pink, all things espresso, and all things margarita. ;-)
"I learned that my husband holds his balls tightly when he sleeps, like they're gonna run away or something."
"The maid of honor told a heartwarming story about a threesome she had with the bride and groom!"
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They'll remember this day for a long, long time.
Which tradition makes you go, "Not this again?!"
"Instead of having prepared food in a venue, we set up a tent in our garden and had everyone order their favorite takeout on us!"
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"I once had a boss who said to me, 'If only your brain was as big as your boobs!'"
"The groom's cake featured a manicured hand holding a penis, and it said, 'To have and to hold.'"
"You have to parent the kid you have, not the one you want."
"I had forgotten to mute myself on the first day of school, and I started noisily baby-talking my cat, who was in my lap."
"Hats off to the waiter who kept a straight face as my 5-year-old ordered the vagina for lunch instead of the lasagna."
"The groom's cake featured a manicured hand holding a penis, and it said, 'To have and to hold.'"
"Get married if you want to accidentally scare someone in the hallway, then argue about who was at fault."
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"I don't regret not having a cake at our reception. It's too time-consuming and expensive, and almost no one eats it!"
"I learned that my husband holds his balls tightly when he sleeps, like they're gonna run away or something."
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"Show me one or two photos of the kids. Not the whole album."