Asia McLain
19 Really Weird — And Really Hilarious — Punishments People Actually Gave Their Kids
"My mom made me express dog anal glands three times a day...without gloves."
19 Parents Share The Things Their Kids Are Hiding From Them, And They Are Hilarious, Random, And Heartbreaking
"My 6-year-old son poops in the backyard every morning and blames it on the dog."
17 Parents Who Could Make A Living Embarrassing Their Kids
"Maybe if you didn't vape you wouldn't be sucking for air right now!" — Dad at your hockey game.
14 Weird And Creepy Kids I Just Want To Thank For Making Me Laugh
Gotta love a weird kiddo.
17 Best Friends Who Sent The Funniest, Most Random, And Seriously WTF Texts
"Hey, I'm probably gonna be a little late because of who I am as a person."
18 People Share The Things That Made Them Cool In School That Would Make Them Uncool As Adults, And They're Not Wrong
"Bragging about sex. Did it as an adult, and my dad threw the family cat at me."
19 People Shared Their Disney Parks Dining Hacks And These Are So Useful It's Cray
Dining smart at the Happiest Place on Earth.
19 Hilariously Real Costco Tweets Someone Needs To Frame Immediately
"Just changed my relationship status from 'Single' to 'Costco Member.'"
Just 17 Really Pure Parents Who Will Make Your Day 200% Better
Dear parents, never, ever change.
21 Moms Who Hilariously Nailed Motherhood In A Single, Honest Tweet
"My kids' favorite place to go shopping for toys is the pile I just set aside for Goodwill."
15 Moms Who Are So Creative They Deserve Your Applause
Innovation is their middle name.
23 Things Guys Want You To Know That Are Totally Wrong About Them
We have them all wrong, ladies.
23 Hilarious Husbands Who Tweeted The Truth About Marriage
"I don't always pick out the wrong item when my wife sends me to the store, but when I do, I buy it in the mega-pack."
17 Kids Who Are So Smart You'll Kinda Hate Them
It's all fun and games until someone becomes a CEO.
15 "I Caught My Parents Having Sex" Stories That Will Honestly Make You Cringe
"I heard my dad whisper, 'Oh, it's really hard, alright."
17 TV Relationships Whose Breakups Made People Stupid-Cry
"Love is dead." —your favorite TV show
16 Brothers Who Sent Their Siblings The Hilarious Texts They Never Wanted
Dear brothers, put the phone down.
17 Husbands Who Passed Their Wives' Pregnancies With Flying Colors
"And then a hero comes along..."
29 Things Married People Want Engaged Couples To Know Before They Tie The Knot
"You will wonder why you ever thought this was a good idea. This is normal."
19 TV Couples That People Really, Really Wish Didn't Break Up
"That ship has sailed."