"I stole some mail which had someone's credit card number on it...and used it to buy a coffin."
But every Disney Parks fan is a kid at heart, no matter their age.
They make no apologies for their sneakiness.
This is some expert-level momming right here.
Husbands have allll the life hacks.
"I was awakened by a bald man crouching in the corner, mumbling about 'killing them all.'"
"Halloween is the best because it's the one day my kids go around demanding snacks from everyone else."
These guys are so adorable it hurts.
"My toddler won't wear a shoe with a tiny grain of sand in it, but he can walk around all day with a turd in his pants."
"The officer dragged him away crying and screaming Weezer lyrics."
Dear men, stop doing this stuff. K, thanks.
"Then she pulled out a cat hand puppet and finished me with it."
I have some serious questions for these husbands.
"The time I asked one guy if he knew who Paul McCartney was, and he asked me if that's Jesse McCartney's dad."
"When my 10-year-old asks for something and I just give a huge sigh, she says, 'Yay!' because she knows she's already won."
Babysitters Are Sharing The Secrets They Found Out About The Parents They Work For, And Y'all Are Not Ready
"The 7-year-old said, 'Don't open that drawer! Mommy said it has bags of sugar in it!"