"She ripped the head off one of her dolls and put it in a box. I asked her why she did that, and she said, 'Practicing.'"
"Don't protect us from everything or we won't be able to deal with anything."
Their genes are strong, y'all.
"You're great at your job, but you're not pretty enough to think that should get you anywhere."
"I thought that Google had people typing in the answers as I searched them."
"Fighting to win instead of fighting to resolve."
Their hearts were in the right wrong place.
"Mayday, mayday, the baby is pooping — SOS!"
People Are Sharing The Stupidest Things They Believed As Kids, And IDK Why But They're Seriously Hilarious
"I thought poop was stored in your butt cheeks, and that the bigger the butt, the more the person had to poop."
"Some of the girls climbed into the penguin enclosure to get close-ups for Snapchat."
People Are Sharing The Weird Things Their Families Do That They Thought Were Normal, And You Will Have Literal Tears
"If you took a bite of food that was too hot, the rest of the family would blow in your mouth until it cooled off."
17 Cringeworthy Things Men Said To Their Pregnant Partners That'll Make You Facepalm On Their Behalf
"He looked at my stretch marks and said, 'It looks like you got into a fight with a bear and lost.'"
My husband said, 'Wow, this isn't so bad. It's just like a sow giving birth."
One little thing can change your whole life.
17 Teachers Share The Craziest Things That Happened On School Trips, And You Will Go, "OMG, Seriously?!"
"One of the kids tried to buy weed from a guy in an alley. He was an undercover cop."