Twin Mommy and lover of all things Disney, all things pink, all things espresso, and all things margarita. ;-)
"My science teacher was arrested for murdering someone in a church parking lot!"
These weddings had some unbelievably funny moments.
They have no business making the workplace this funny.
They caught their parents WAY off guard with their hilarity.
"Until you have a dog, you have no idea what could be eaten."
Dog owners: "Their name is Buddy." Cat Owners: "Their name is Cool Ranch Dorito."
"I love when my husband says, 'Correct me if I'm wrong,' like I would ever pass up that opportunity."
They're giving their kids all the material to troll the hell out of them.
The workplace is not the place for this kind of hilarity.
"I was surprised by the places I got stretch marks, like my vulva!"
Boy, would I love to live near these people!
Some houses go for spooky. They went for the comedy.
"I faked a letter from the IRS promising him a tax break in nine months."
"When my first kid set-up a tea party outside my bathroom door because I was her only playmate."
"I had forgotten to mute myself on the first day of school, and I started noisily baby-talking my cat, who was in my lap."
"My student got so angry he grabbed a Chromebook and bent it with his bare hands!"
"That spending time unwinding is a sign of laziness."