Husbands: 1. Wives: 0.
Wives: 1. Husbands: 0.
No one said being a wife was easy.
Their decision-making skills could use a little work.
Don't get mad, get savage.
"Due to personal reasons, I'll be flushing the toilet every time my husband showers this week."
"Parenthood has made me so tired that even in my sex dreams, I'm asleep."
17 Cringeworthy — But Still Funny — Husband Fails That Made Their Wives Go, "Somebody Come Get This Man"
Somebody come get these husbands.
"After we said goodbye at the airport and I sat in my car bawling like a baby."
Keep these teachers in your thoughts and prayers.
Step your relationship game up, guys.
"She wanted a divorce because her husband's dick was too big and sex became 'too much work.'"
These parents have it all figured out.
It's been a loooooooong day for these parents.
18 People Shared The Things Their Parents Think They're Hiding From Them, And They Are Funny, Heartbreaking, And Real
"I found out the only reason they got married was because my mom was expecting me."
"It's the best day of your life," they said.
18 Married People Shared The Things They Caught Their Spouses Secretly Doing, And It's So Wholesome I Can't
"I came home to find my husband pooping with the door open while singing 'Five Little Ducks.'"
"I've been married for over 16 years. I barely can remember what 'that thing I like' is."
"If you can bake cookies at a lower temperature than your curling iron, it's too hot."
"My husband brushes his teeth with scalding hot water. He thinks it gets his teeth cleaner."