27 Seriously Funny Tweets About Dogs That Give Me Life And Have Me Dead At The Same Time

    "Until you have a dog, you have no idea what could be eaten."

    There's no doubt about it — dogs can be seriously, seriously hilarious. Well, the good folks on Twitter went all the way in on the hilarity that is dogs, and we rounded up some of their funniest tweets:

    1.

    them: u let ur dog on the furniture???? 😮 my dog:

    Twitter: @97Vercetti

    2.

    the fun part of pet ownership is that every now and then they'll start acting funny and the cure will either be that they need to take a dump or have a $3000 surgery and you just get to guess which one you're dealing with

    Twitter: @VeryBadLlama

    3.

    Twitter: @jdahall

    4.

    *wife from the next room* "I hope you haven't spent all your months wages on something expensive and unnecessary again" Me:

    Twitter: @SlenderSherbet

    5.

    40% of my wife and I's conversations go like this: me: what? wife: i was talking to the dog

    Twitter: @dadmann_walking

    6.

    “I know you think you’re being funny, but honestly Dave, it’s just hurtful.”

    Twitter: @UncleDuke1969

    7.

    my dog to the puddle of brown oily water on the side of the road

    Twitter: @cottoncandaddy

    8.

    90% of dog ownership is telling your dog you’re not letting them out because you just let them out and then letting them out

    Twitter: @mom_tho

    9.

    My mom decided to buy a pope costume for the dog 😂😂😂

    Twitter: @PandaKushh

    10.

    The way he rolls his eyes and shakes his head...😂🙄🐶

    Twitter: @Laughs_4_All

    11.

    reading books is not enough, I need a Jack Russell terrier in full costume to act them out

    Twitter: @SketchesbyBoze

    12.

    Twitter: @KffDogs

    13.

    Not my dog packing my suitcase! He sick of me fr 😔

    Twitter: @blackisms

    14.

    When someone tells me they aren't a dog person, all I hear is blah, blah, blah, I'm a psychopath.

    Twitter: @skittle624

    15.

    Just watched an ep of Clifford where Clifford has rash and has to go to the vet for FIRST TIME. This means not only did the family have a dog grow to an unexplainable massive size and never investigate it medically, Clifford is a 20ft dog running around without a rabies shot.

    Twitter: @clhubes

    16.

    Took the dog bed outside, so my dog could enjoy the weather in comfort. My dog.

    Twitter: @LizerReal

    17.

    Until you have a dog you don't understand what could be eaten.

    Twitter: @bunsenbernerbmd

    18.

    LEFT MY DOG OUTSIDE FOR 30 MINUTES AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED

    Twitter: @candycemegan

    19.

    I was giving my dog a treat and I said say thank you and she looked up at me and said thank you which is really amazing 'cause she's only six months old

    Twitter: @smerobin

    20.

    When your child and your dog disappear upstairs for an hour, you should totally be suspicious.

    Twitter: @KateOfHysteria

    21.

    My dog proudly presented me with my own half eaten sock like a trophy of what a mighty hunter he is.

    Twitter: @StoneAgeRadio13

    22.

    This is Carl. He's very powerful. 12/10 don't mess with Carl

    Twitter: @dog_rates

    23.

    MY PARENTS ARE AT DISNEYLAND AND JUST SENT ME THIS

    Twitter: @tinyplants_

    24.

    I love the difference between dog and cat rescue stories. dog owners will be like oh I prepped for months and applied and had a home check then did a foster to adopt trial period and then the rescue chose me! and cat owners are like .. I found him in the trash

    Twitter: @danielleweisber

    25.

    my dog tried to get up on the bed and i guess he got tired halfway through and just sat there like this for 5 mins

    Twitter: @rachelizabethl

    26.

    my mom got me a cardboard cutout of my dog to take with me to college 😂

    Twitter: @oski_fps

    27.

    5 things I want in life: 1. A dog 2. Another dog 3. A big house for my dogs 4. Parks to walk my dogs 5. A partner who loves dogs

    Twitter: @coffee_n_mtns

    If you think these pet owners are as hilariously real as I do, be sure to follow them on Twitter!