You might not be the only one who doesn’t live within their means.
Sun, sex, and shitting in mugs.
A heart attack and a stroke changed my father irrevocably, but does that mean I owe him a clean slate?
Are your pants always on fire?
Doing a wee outside and getting scared ants will go up your vag.
Do you suck your fingers clean after a meal?
Mums, we don’t deserve them, and they deserve everything.
Stretching your feet out under your desk and then accidentally playing footsie with your coworker.
*Doesn’t wear makeup to work* “Karen are you sick?”
Why aren’t training wheels cool anymore?
You have a love-hate relationship with Tinder.
Can you forgive and forget?
Hell hath no fury like a Brit whose tea has not been made to their EXACT specifications.