You're the original salt bae.
Might be time to move.
Are you Gen X, Gen Z, or a Millennial?
You'll even get to pick your punters.
When you start leaving the bathroom unlocked so the other can pee while you shower.
Sure lasagna is great, but there's a reason why breakfast lasagna is better.
Have you been milking it?
Avocado toast says a lot about you apparently.
There's a suspicious vehicle on the loose, can you help?
When trying to get into the 69 position, one of you accidentally kicks the other in the head.
Onion rings are overrated.
Two words: vag sweat.
Get ready to cheat, I mean study, fast.
Yes we know the smell of boiled eggs is like a rancid fart, but they're so worth it.
All you gotta do is fill your suitcase!
Will you be my dream lover?
"The fondue...? you mean, my drinking cheese?"
Do you sometimes suffer from 2-day hangovers?
Jack and Bobby are not easy to look after...
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