
Australians Are Sharing Stories About Venomous Bites And I'm Actually Horrified
"I woke up to my mum screaming and pointing at a half-squashed spider the size of a dinner plate."
"I woke up to my mum screaming and pointing at a half-squashed spider the size of a dinner plate."
Using monterey jack is a dead giveaway.
[Extreme Tom Haverford voice]: "Treat yourself!"
"What's your 'avo on toast' spending habit?"
I'm definitely picking the cheapest option for some of these.
The season of hibernation is almost upon us.
Only '90s kids will understand the deep excitement I feel in my bones about this.
I want to adopt them all and have them aimlessly floating around my home.
As if anyone actually orders Macca's without throwing in a cheeseburger for good measure.
If you've been thinking about treating yourself — this is your sign.
Using monterey jack is a dead giveaway.
I'm definitely picking the cheapest option for some of these.
"I woke up to my mum screaming and pointing at a half-squashed spider the size of a dinner plate."
Reading these makes me want to give every single teacher in Australia a great big hug.
"What's your 'avo on toast' spending habit?"
[Extreme Tom Haverford voice]: "Treat yourself!"
The season of hibernation is almost upon us.
Vegemite Toast over a PB&J any day.
Still can't believe we named a pool after a Prime Minister who was lost in the ocean.
If you've been thinking about treating yourself — this is your sign.