"I told a girl her dog was ugly..."
"One of Meghan Markle’s low-key superpowers is looking good in boat necks..."
My life is changed!
I apologize in advance.
"Very thankful you're still on Earth...life is short."
"lol sick tweets"
"Hope for you yet, Dylan Sprouse..."
"Gibby from iCarly has Big Dick Energy..."
I guess Avril Lavigne is a golden oldie?
Thirty and flirty and thriving!
Show us those receipts!
"I feel like starting basketball rumors..."
THAT IS THE TEA!
Shirtless dudes? Check. 20-somethings playing teens? Check.
"Paul Rudd has been handsome for 40 years and is somehow still like 32..."
Luna and Miles are single-handedly saving 2018.
"YOU'RE IT, YOU'RE THE ULTIMATE!"
"I got the new script and I'm super excited to read it..."
"I want to open a successful lemonade stand so I can get lemonpaid..."
THE LETTERS ARE OUT!