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    Updated on Oct 2, 2019. Posted on Oct 1, 2019

    21 Jokes About "Hocus Pocus" That Are Honestly So True

    "When his Tinder profile reads 'still eligible to light the black flame candle.'"

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    winifred sanderson when max lit the black flame candle https://t.co/HnlWoi5zYf

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    Me, hiding under the bed: Armed robber: Twist the bones and bend the back. Me: Armed robber: Trim thee of thine baby fat me: *sweats profusely* armed robber: Give him fur as black as black, just.. Me: ..LIKE...THISSSSS

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    Hocus Pocus is the story of a boy getting roasted by a ghost cat, supernatural beings, an entire community and a candle for being a virgin.

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    People I side with more as I age: 1. Sharpay Evans 2. The Sanderson Sisters

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    When it’s october 30th and a virgin lights the black flame candle

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    Watching Hocus Pocus and still wondering how tf Max got the coolest, biggest room in their awesome house 🤔

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    When Billy says “Go to hell” and this is Winifred’s reply i feel that like yes girl

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    Thackery not Zachary RT to save a life #HocusPocus #Binx

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    I swear it's like I see one leaf change and I turn into Winnie Sanderson

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    It’s officially fall I will now be referring to boobs as “yabbos” for the next several months

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    it's halloween and i'm a virgin so if i light a candle will i summon the sanderson sisters???? #thoughts

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    are u kidding me? this is clearly billy butcherson awakening after winifred sanderson cast her spell... cmon🙄 https://t.co/vEFkVK20oS

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    The Sanderson Sisters first sip of children’s youth in 300 years after being set free from a black flamed candle lit by a virgin

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    Thanks to Hocus Pocus, it’s impossible to say “amuck” once without chanting “amuck amuck amuck amuck” endlessly.

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    When his tinder profile reads "still eligible to light the black flame candle" 😂😂🔥#hesakeeper #hocuspocus

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    Every time Winnie Sanderson calls Max a virgin https://t.co/PCQnAqDoBO

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    Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches

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    Sarah, Winifred and Mary when Max lit the Black Flame Candle https://t.co/H8qNaWbS3y

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