1. A pair of super opaque high-waisted leggings to replace your favorite pair that have a giant split in the crotch.
2. A hardback copy of Am I Dying?!, a complete guide to identifying and dealing with whatever symptoms flu season brought your way because last time WebMD was selling you some fake news and, well, never again.
3. A cuddle-worthy sweatshirt, because forget apple picking — we're going beet picking!
4. Speaking of apples (and therefore apple pies) a set of nonstick oven liners to prevent your smoke alarm from always going off when you're baking up a storm because of the caked-on mess living at the bottom of your oven.
5. A set of 14K gold-filled wire cuffs perfect to accessorize your chunky sweaters and designed so you don't ever have to actually get your cartilage pierced — 'cause it's just too painful and honestly, you don't want to be stuck with the weird indent that a real piercing leaves you with once you take it out...not that I'm speaking from personal experience or anything.
6. A ruched long-sleeve T-shirt dress that'll look amazing dressed up with heels or down with your favorite sneakers.
7. A double-ended extension cord, because sometimes you need two extension cords for all your Halloween decorations!
8. An oversized thermal top for when those fall temps hit and you need the perfect shirt to wear.
9. A pair of cashmere-blend lined leather gloves designed specifically so you can text your little heart out without ever having to take them off.
10. A super cozy oversized sweater that'll be just the piece you want on a chilly laid back day.
11. A clear bubble umbrella for all those fall thunderstorms.
12. A pack of adhesive cable clips that'll finally detangle all your cords and have them easily accessible while you hibernate through these upcoming chillier months.
13. A pack of adjustable strap stretchy undershirts so you always have a comfy, fresh layering piece available.
14. And while you're at it an organizer hanger, because it's about time you gave all your tank tops a home that isn't in the giant pile of clothes you have on that chair in the corner.
15. A pair of ultra-comfortable cuffed sweatpants designed with an elastic waist, pockets, and a stretchy material — you will literally live in these.
16. An elevated (literally) padded headband that'll have you looking like royalty while you watch the leaves change.
17. An impactful Two-Minute Mornings journal with gratitude focusing prompts to help you start these chillier mornings on a positive note.
18. A flowy and ruffled babydoll dress you can perfectly pair with your favorite knee-high boots.
19. A color-blocked turtleneck knit sweater 'cause it's pumpkin spice season folks and you need the right outfit to celebrate.
20. A twistable memory-foam travel pillow you can mold and shape into whatever form you need to stay comfy during all those fall road trips.
21. A tie-waist batwing sweater dress, because once those temps drop you're gonna be so happy you have this in your fashion arsenal.
22. A custom-made Starbucks cup with your name right on it! You can finally imagine a life where a barista isn't spelling your name wrong!
23. A pack of beautifully patterned fishnets that are still conservative enough for a workplace but lively enough to give your look some personality.
24. A pair of ultra-plush and fluffy slippers to keep you looking glam and feeling cozy while you run around your house.
25. A pack of reusable produce bags that'll help you reduce the waste after every trip to the farmer's market — you can also use them to clean and rinse your fruits and veggies all in one go!
26. A velvet cami for when you need something ultra soft but also totally badass.
27. An adorable little lightweight raincoat to help you battle all those sudden showers.
28. A pair of ultra-cozy fleece pajamas so you can be as snug as a bug while you watch the leaves change.
29. A set of gorgeously lush velvet pillow covers that'll lend a little color and texture to any room in your house.
30. A pair of stain-resistant, super-comfy microfiber sheets perfect for not getting out of bed from — 'cause there are a lot of fall mornings when you just shouldn't have to.
31. A pack of bedsheet suspenders so you can keep those pesky bed corners covered.
32. A pair of star-studded sterling silver earrings just dainty enough to go with everything you own — the days are getting shorter so you might as well enjoy the night sky.
33. An investment-worthy pair of Hunter rainboots that might very well be the shoe of the season.
34. A pair of paper bag waist slacks you know would look so cute with a crop top, maybe even too cute?
35. A badass faux-leather moto jacket to channel your inner rock star while you layer up responsibly.
36. A gorgeous bamboo matcha set complete with a whisk (chasen), traditional scoop (chashaku), and teaspoon to help stir things up — there is no better season than the fall to make a giant cup of matcha, wrap your hands around it, and promptly do nothing all day.
37. A super thick and colorful ribbed knit beanie so you can top off your outfit with all the warmth you need.
38. An effective shoe cleaning kit complete with a cleaner that works on any color and on almost every type of shoe out there to get rid of dirt and stains in every nook and cranny after you jump into too many piles of leaves.
39. A pack of fluorescent highlighters perfect for finals because it's designed with a clear tip so you can see what you're highlighting and don't overshoot.
40. A pair of super comfy black ankle booties to throw on all the time — and if black is not your thing, they come in 52 colors and styles!!! FIFTY-TWO!
41. A lightweight blanket scarf, because the best part of fall is the scarves — well, the scarves and everything else.
42. A gorgeous silky wrap skirt people will think you paid way, WAY more for.
43. A pair of colorful and uniquely printed socks — they'll peep out of our favorite loafers or booties without being too ostentatious.
44. A pair of platform Dr. Marten boots you'll wear for a freakin' lifetime.
45. A very cozy and oversized faux-shearling jacket to keep you warm and in style through the season.
46. A delightful pumpkin patch candle to fill your home with the scents that make you love the season.
47. A beautifully deep HAUS LABORATORIES by Lady Gaga Le Riot lip gloss that's just a gorgeous berry shade, plus it has a non-sticky formula so your hair won't get all stuck up in it.
48. An oversized denim jacket for layering over a comfy pair of leggings when you just don't wanna put any effort into your look but want to make it seem like you did.
49. An anti-dandruff shampoo so you're flake-free especially now that you might be throwing in a few darker colors into your wardrobe.
50. A set of flame-retardant socket sealers designed to stop the cold air from leaking into your house and messing with your warm and cozy home.
51. A pair of fitted high-waisted flared jeans — who knew jeans could be so va-va-voom?
52. A set of perfectly coordinated books that'll help your shelves look like they belong in the pages of an interior design magazine — plus they'll give something to read while you stay home all season long.
53. A plush Turkish cotton bathrobe so comfortable you'll feel like you're actually in a luxurious spa and not just cooped up in your room because it's too cold to leave the house.
54. A gorgeous braided velvet headband that's available in some gorgeous jewel tones perfect for fall — it's also especially perfect to give your hair some life between washes.
55. A pair of faux-leather flats designed with a rubber sole so you can be comfy (and slip-free) all day — because we all know how much of a hazard a wet leaf can be.
56. A pair of no-tie shoelaces, because this fall might just be the season you take up running...well, at a minimum they'll help you stop all those random gravity checks.
57. A splurge-worthy and luxurious throw blanket you'll wear as a cape as you dance around the house all season long.
58. A pack of Miracle-Gro plant food spikes designed to help give your leafy green friends the yummy nutrients they need (for up to two months) all through the season.
59. A set of bold, colorful, smudge-proof liquid eyeliners, because maybe I've been watching too much Euphoria.
60. A collagen coating hair protein treatment made with Ceramide 3 to help your heat-damaged hair come back to life — just because the leaves are dying doesn't mean your hair has to.
61. A glam set of room-darkening velvet curtains that'll help in your quest to sleep in a little later.
62. A comfy crew neck T-shirt you can totally afford since you didn't pay for furniture delivery.
63. A bar of Whiskey Soap that'll have you smelling rich, peppery, and oaky — plus, it kinda gives hair of the dog a whole new meaning.
64. A pack of thick and cozy wool blend socks that kinda look like what fall would look like if fall were socks and not a season.
65. A soft and comfy loose-fitting knit cardigan you're going to live in — like, seriously. Start paying it rent 'cause it's your new landlord.
66. A pack of multi-color divider sticky notes, because new school year — new you! And that means staying on top of all your readings, notes, classes...the whole gamut.
67. A super-soft fleece blanket you might as well buy two of 'cause you're gonna be fighting your pupper for it.
68. A fluffy fleece pullover to throw on in lieu of walking out in public wrapped in a blanket.
69. And a bottle of sweet and slightly spicy Mike's Hot Honey that you should really have on hand year-round, but if you don't let's use fall as your excuse to buy it.
It's the most wonderful time of the year!!
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