Try to read this article without cracking a smile, bet you can't!
These products deserve a Nobel Prize.
The holidays are a great time for wine.
*Fifth Harmony's "Worth It" plays softly in the background*
Why feel like a zero when you could feel like a hero?
I wanna be the very best like no one ever was!
"A queen is never late. Everyone else is simply early." —The Princess Diaries.
I don't need it, but I want it.
Who says you have to shell out a million bucks to feel like a million bucks?
Every boy and every girl, SPICE UP YOUR (sex) LIFE!
*blasts Lizzo's "Good As Hell"*
These items are so useful!
Who knew you could get so much for just $10?!
You deserve these things after the week you've had.
I'm nerdy and I know it!
True engineers designed these products.
These things will make you want to be stuffed into your locker.
Sleep all day, awake all night.
The early bird catches the worm while making breakfast, doing yoga, and responding to emails.
How was I living life without a veggie noodle maker?