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April 1, 2013

24 Reminders That Matt Lanter Is Hot

This is gratuitous. But it's the 90210 star's 30th birthday, so ... you're welcome. WARNING: Mildly NSFW (for bulge).

Horse Around: Where LA's Horse Editor Gets Buck Wild

Whether you're a stud working on the set of the new live-action My Little Pony movie, or just your average workhorse taking little bratty humans around Griffith Park, you likely need a place to go after work where you can let down your mane, buck…

Cute Girls Will Keep Your Heart Beating (60 Photos)

See the full gallery on thechive.com

Jenn Ackerman: “Trapped” Documents The Line Between Mental Illness And Security In A Kentucky Prison (PHOTOS).

When photographer Jenn Ackerman spent her first day at the Kentucky State Reformatory for what would become the series “Trapped,” she knew she had no choice but to photograph the images in black-and-white.

Shain Gandee Carbon Monoxide Poisoning

Following his tragic death on April 1, Shain is believed to have been killed by carbon monoxide poisoning when his car crashed in a ravine, and we have EXCLUSIVE details. So sad. Shain Gandee tragi...

Is This Baseball's Greatest April Fools' Day Prank?

Wow. Prank or accident, this is tremendous.

Mongolian Backboards Are No Match For This American Expat Baller

Devon Clarke will never have to buy another boortsog in Ulan Bator again!

CBS Broken Leg Replay Limited To Spare Audience Gruesome Sight

After Louisville sophomore Kevin Ware's horrifying on-air injury during NCAA tournament play Sunday, CBS Sports limited replays out of concern for the audience.

If These Guys Are Any Indication, Kevin Ware Could Definitely Return To Full Strength

As bad as Ware's injury was — and it was bad — there are several players who've recently gone on to fruitful athletic careers after such horrific setbacks.

The 15 Funniest Horror Films

Sometimes the best scary movies elicit shrieks and laughter. Here are some of the grossest, sharpest horror comedies. WARNING: Gore ahead.

10 Celebrity Tweets You Missed Today

April Fools Day edition!

21 Insane And Terrifying Pitcher Faces

Forget diving faces. Pitcher faces are crazy.

Ryan Gosling "Flipped Out" At Photographer Who Called Eva Mendes "Baby"

That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!

27 Pieces Of Advice For Writers From Famous Authors

Celebrated authors, editors and illustrators write advice to young writers on their hands for "Shared Worlds," a two-week creative writing summer camp at Wofford College.

LetsTalkMusic Google Hang With Sam Miller LIVE TODAY On Sara Scoggs' Blog

Today we're going to chat with Sam Miller (formally of Paradise Fears) LIVE, about his new solo project. Thankfully Sam has agreed to give us some insight as to what lead to this deicsion. Check it all out here at 2 PST!

What If Video Games Were Little Golden Books?

Why are these only art prints? Joebot gave life to a concept that must become reality.

What's So Funny: The "Family Matters" Movie & Other April Fools Pranks @ TeamCoco.com

Bacon mouthwash, Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie, & Google Nose.

Applebee's Employee Allegedly Gay-Bashed By Coworker's Husband And Then Told Not To Come To Work

Applebee's is under fire for asking an employee who was allegedly attacked for being gay to not come back to work.

Top Dem Governor: Ken Cuccinelli Makes Romney's 47 Percent Tape Look Moderate

Gov. Peter Shumlin, the chair of the Democratic Governors Association, had choice words for his Republican colleagues.

A Student Tells Me “I Would Do Anything, And I Do Mean Anything, For A C”

Would you: mow my lawn, do my laundry, paint my living room, act as my chauffeur, chef, all-around handyman? If I needed a green card, would you marry me? Would you be the one — next semester — to tell students when they are failing? Would you be the one I call when my dog finally dies and I cannot lift her into my car alone? Would you lend me money? Would you give me money? Even if I didn’t need it? Do you even have money? Would you write me a song? Would you look up my ex-boyfriends and…

The "Family Matters" Movie Kickstarter Leads The Daily Links

Plus Nick Offerman's new cartoon, a subway sax battle for the ages, and little kids trying to tell jokes.

Will The Twitter Tax Breaks Really Translate Into Jobs?

Tech companies promised to hire graduates of a new San Francisco job training program in exchange for tax breaks. The question is, how do you break into the same tech world that cast you out — or wouldn't normally welcome you in the first place.

Texas Tech, Tubby, Tommy Tuberville, Tim Tadlock, And Tammy T. Tammertone

Texas Tech seems to have a pattern when it comes to hiring head coaches.

This Is What Happens When You Type "Arab" Into A Stock Photo Service

That's...something. A new blog called Libya Liberty has been collecting hilarious, bizarre and baffling examples of "Arab" stock photos.

The 28 Most Ironic Things That Have Ever Happened

Black flies in your Chardonnay, rain on your wedding day, a traffic jam when you're already late, and 28 other things that define irony.

What If Eloise Lived In 2013?

The famed children's book character would no longer be living at the Plaza — she's now at Brooklyn's Wythe Hotel and she leaves Adderall as tips.

Joan Rivers Makes Fat Jokes About Adele -- Again

The notoriously snarky 79-year-old continues to trash the British Grammy winner for her weight

“Nashville” Star Hayden Panettiere Rocked A Fuchsia Two-piece On The Beach In Florida On Sunday.

It’s no secret that Hayden Panettiere is one of the fittest stars in Hollywood. On Sunday, the Nashville star proudly showed off her toned figure while soaking up the sun in Miami, Fla. Panett …

35 YouTube Videos You Won't Believe Actually Exist

These are videos people actually uploaded to YouTube.

Elizabeth Colbert Busch Deletes 800 Tweets

A spokesman for Congressional candidate said it was because they had "an over amount of retweets" and were "overwhelmed with retweets" and that people looking for information for events would "get lost in the retweets." The spokesman added "we wanted to make it more organic."

BREAKING: Rihanna Seen Shopping At Walmart

Tell everyone you know. QUICKLY!

21 Awesome Cards To Make Any Mom Happy

She gave birth to you, she fed you, she picked you up from awful middle school dances; the least you can do is buy her a Mother's Day card.

MTV's Beach Party With The Cast Of "Clueless"

This is every bit amazing as this sounds. Also, awwww Brittany Murphy.

21 TV Characters That Could Have Been Completely Different

Some of your favorite TV characters could have been played by completely different actors. Prepare to have your mind blown.

What It's Like Being A Twin

"Hey, why aren't you guys dressed the same?"

Do You Have What It Takes To Be A Professional Scarecrow?

Not that this 1937 job trend is in high demand nowadays.

Can You Name These 20 My Little Ponies?

The gauntlet is thrown. Before friendship was magic, before Bronies, there was only Ponyville, population: ALL YOUR ALLOWANCE.

How Gender Outlaw Kate Bornstein Raised $100K In Less Than A Week To Beat Cancer

When transsexual activist Kate Bornstein was diagnosed with cancer, an online campaign to help her raised $100,000 in less than a week. Here’s why so many people want to keep Kate alive.

9 Things The Squirrels Are Up To These Days

Photographer Nancy Rose builds tiny sets in her back yard for squirrels to interact with. Then she lies in wait and takes hundreds of frames as they run around the sets. Anyway, this is what Nancy's squirrels are up to these days.

This Is What The Beast From "The Sandlot" Looked Like

These pictures are currently blowing my mind.

How Many Waffles Can Leslie Knope Eat In A Year?

Tumblr user craponaspatula1 figures it out. Scientifically.

This Real-Life Professional Mermaid Will Blow Your Mind

She wants to be where the people are!

Every MLB Team's Opening Day Record, In Order From Most To Least Wins

The Cubs don't have a problem starting the year with a win.

Fake Twitter Accounts Aplenty After Kevin Ware's Awful Injury

After suffering a gruesome broken leg yesterday, Louisville guard Kevin Ware was the subject of several parody Twitter accounts created by horrible people.

Maksim Chmerkovskiy And Tony Dovolani Argued In A Parking Lot

What's the matter, guys — all that Dancing got you down?

16 Things You Should Know About Rachel Maddow

This is not an April Fools' Day joke, it's her birthday and she really turns the big 4-1 today. Perfect excuse to get some more Maddow knowledge in your life.

25 Reasons I Really Want To Hang Out With Tyler, The Creator

Say what you will about his music, but he just seems like he'd be a blast to hang out with.

23 People Who Prove Karma Is Real

This will make you feel better about life in general.

Don't Be An April Fool

April Fools' Day may be all fun and games for some, but only an April fool doesn't take capitalization and punctuation seriously. A handy cheat sheet for the day, brought to you by your friendly neighborhood copy editor.

13 Adorable Vintage Books About Cats That You Must Read

How people wasted time before YouTube.

31 Easy DIY Projects You Won't Believe Are No-Sew

In the world of crafting, you might feel somewhat constricted by not owning a sewing machine. Here are some creative ways to get around it.

Bryce Harper Begins Year With Two Mammoth Homers

Enough with your clown offseason already. Someone's ready to bust out this year.

Yvonne Brill's Obituary And The Problem Of The "Phantom Husband"

The New York Times might have altered its now-infamous "beef stroganoff" lede, but both versions are still reminders of how women's professional successes only count if the husband and kids are taken care of too.

This Commercial Will Break Your Heart

You will not easily forget little Danion Jones.

How To Dress For Any Music Festival This Summer

Festival season is upon us. Fashionably navigate the sea of crocheted fringe, misguided Native American headdresses, and neon SWAG hats with this guide.

25 Reasons You're Team Matty On "Awkward."

Like it's even a contest.

"Buckwild" Star Shain Gandee May Have Died Muddin' [Updated]

The 21-year-old MTV star appears to have been off-roading at the time of his death.

Marvel Man Stan Lee Was A Looker

Here's a glimpse of the comic book legend as a teen from his 1939 high school yearbook.

A Stable Of SF's Best - Eat - Thrillist San Francisco

You wrote letters, sent emails, even posted stuff on our Facebook wall begging, no, pleading, no, actually just begging for a city guide that addressed the things that mattered to you most (i.e. are there carrots? do they have straw? is there a…

Goal Setting For All Stages Of Life

Intentions and life goals for your teens, 20s, 30s, 40s, and 50s.

Mass. Republican Senate Hopeful Gets Help From Anti-Gay Tea Party Leader

"They are relentless, viscous and hell-bent," Lloyd Marcus says of gay rights advocates.

Omarosa Manigault Fired On 'Celebrity Apprentice'

NEW YORK, April 1 (UPI) -- Reality TV personality Omarosa Manigault has been fired from the business-themed competition show "All-Star Celebrity Apprentice" in New York.

Martha Stewart On Her Friendship With Snoop Dogg: "We Bake Brownies"

"They're green, actually," she clarified. Yeah they are.

12 Iconic George Lois Esquire Covers

Throughout the '60s, Esquire's creative genius not only created covers with iconic images but ones that also made powerful (sometimes controversial) social statements.

How Well Do You Know "Labyrinth"?

How many times does David Bowie wear crotch-defining leggings in this cult classic? (Just kidding.)

15 Crazy Yoga Ads

Celebrate the ancient art of tearing muscles.

How To Make Your Own Succulent Corsage

And boutonniere! Whether it's for a prom, a wedding, or just because succulents are the best, this is a quick and inexpensive way to make any outfit special.

Why Is "Bioshock Infinite" A First-Person Shooter?

This unforgettable new game sets the standard in gaming in every area except one.

7 Things We Need To See On "The Walking Dead" Next Season

The Season 3 finale was good, but it left us wanting more. AMC, are you listening?

How Kevin Ware's Student-Athlete Status Costs Him $40,000

If Kevin Ware were a regular employee, he could be entitled to thousands of dollars in worker's compensation for his injury.

‘Buckwild’ Star Shain Gandee Found Dead At 21

Shain Gaindee has been found dead in a vehicle on Monday morning (April 1) in West Virgina. The 21-year-old star of the MTV reality series Buckwild was reported…

46 Things You'll Only Find Funny If You Watch "The Walking Dead"

For everyone who is obsessed with The Walking Dead. And for everyone who can't stand Lori.

Remembering "Buckwild's" Shain Gandee

The 21-year-old reality TV star was found dead Monday.

26 Delightful Ways To Make The Work Day More Fun

I mean more fun for you, and not so much for anyone else.

Is There A Future For MTV's Troubled "Buckwild"? [Updated]

In the wake of the death of Shain Gandee, production has been suspended. Between Gandee's death and the legal problems of Salwa Amin, can the show continue?

Latin America Expects First Marriage Equality Votes Under New Pope

Key votes on same-sex couples' marriage rights are scheduled within days in Uruguay and Colombia. These will be the first tests for marriage equality since Pope Francis became the first pontiff from Latin America.

A Bootylicious Tribute To Baseball's Finest Butts

This is what we talk about when we talk about baseball.

"Game Of Thrones" As Soccer Clubs

Sports blog The Fifth Pitch created sigils for football (soccer) clubs and paired them up with their Game of Thrones counterparts.

21 Things You Secretly Wish Were Real

You need these. We all need these.

31 Beautiful Hidden Rooms And Secret Passages

Q: Why would anyone want to keep such beautiful spaces a secret? A: Because secret rooms are awwwweeesooome.

"Buckwild's" Shain Gandee Found Dead

The 21-year-old cast member was found dead with his uncle after they had been missing for more than a day.

Introducing Clara Oswin Oswald

The mid-season premiere of Doctor Who starts to flesh out Eleven's new companion.

Alan Cumming Guest Stars In The Season Finale Of "The Outs"

The Outs, a critically-acclaimed and crowd-funded web series about friends, lovers and exes in Brooklyn, is wrapping up with Alan Cumming guest starring in the finale episode. Adam Goldman, the show's creator, spoke to BuzzFeed via email about the finale and how The Outs got started.

Kevin Ware, National Inspiration/Toughest Man Alive, Is Already Standing On His Broken Leg

A justified wave of support as the brutally-injured Louisville guard begins his recovery.

Too Big To Prank: It's Time For Tech Giants To Stop With The April Fools' Jokes

Google and Microsoft aren't start-ups anymore. Tech companies' bizarre fixation on April fools.

Sidewall Skiing Is The Hottest, Dumbest New Trend In Saudi Arabia

Youths perform dangerous stunts while driving on two wheels.

This Is A Chinese Baby Smoking Cigarettes In A Park

Shanghai Style File spotted a Chinese toddler smoking cigarettes in Shanghai’s Fuxing Park on Easter Sunday.

33 Amazing Plates Of Food

How can you just sit there chewing, content with your sad, conformist sandwich? You could be turning your food into ART.

Relive 1997 In Nine And Half Minutes

WARNING: This video will give you a serious case of NOSTALGIA. (Via reddit )

Amanda Bynes' Heart-Breaking Twitter Rule

Nikki Blonsky learned the hard way.

There Is A Person Bizarrely Capitalizing Off Kevin Ware's Injury On Twitter And Facebook

Fake Twitter and Facebook accounts have been created to try to build someone a following by pretending to be the injured Louisville player.

CNN Pundits Decide The Obama Daughters Are "Bored"

"They're so just done with this."

Sandra Bernhard Officiates Gay Wedding For Manhattan Power Couple

“It all began as all good gay-boy relationships do,” Bernhard said as she introduced the couple, “at Equinox on Greenwich Avenue!”

21 Totally Sneaky Food Pranks For April Fools' Day

Oreos filled with toothpaste? AHHH.

Peek Inside The Second Half Of "Archie Meets Glee"

When teenage caricatures collide, things get weird. Buzzfeed go an exclusive look at the newest issue. Thanks to Dilton's science experiment gone awry, half the Glee cast is trapped in comic book form until he can unscramble the universes.

The Most Delicious Tear-Off Flyer Ever

Or, the most disgusting. Yum. Eww. YUM. EWW.

Listen To The Cast Of "Game Of Thrones" Get Their Autotune On

Revenge never sounded so sweet. Using only sounds remixed from the show, Edgar Camago created an ode to Arya's prayer.

Prosecutors Will Seek Death Penalty For James Holmes

They rejected a life-in-prison plea deal last week.

The 32 Most Absurd Pieces Of Clothing For Two

These aren’t your standard his/hers items. No, these clothes take it to the next level. A very creepy, strange level.

Lindsay Lohan Parties In Brazil Despite Rehab Sentence

The troubled actress spent the weekend in South America on a promotional tour, which seems the complete opposite of what the judge wants her to do!

StableMates - Sex + Dating - Thrillist Nation

Ahhh, the dating scene: you find a female who seems nice and acts like she's into you, but then when it's time to breed, you nicker, nip, and nudge her, and by the time you sniff her urine to check for estrous levels and ovulation, she's lost…

This Is The Creepiest And Best Celebrity Face Swap Yet

It's Joseph Deschanel and Zooey Gordon-Levitt.

Digg Has Grown 93% Over The Past 12 Months

Surprisingly quick growth for the rebooted site.

Adam Driver's New Photo Shoot Will Help You Cope With "Girls" Withdrawal

It's been only a week since the finale, but we've been missing Adam — so here he is looking fine for Flaunt magazine.

20 Things Every Pixies Fan Should Know

Like, remember that time they wrote a song for Shrek 2?

Cory Monteith Has Checked Himself Into Rehab For Substance Addiction

This isn't the first time the Glee actor has been to rehab. His first stint was when he was 19 (he's 30 now), and he's been pretty open about it since then.

The Strange World Of The Hillary Clinton Super PACs

A mix of political amateurs and diehard fans are convinced that Clinton will run for president — and that they can help her.

Lady Gaga In Her 24-Karat Gold, Louis Vuitton Wheelchair

In case you were wondering whether or not the singer was actually using her incredibly ornate wheelchair: She is.

Straight From The Horse's Mouth: What I Put Into It, Other Than Hay

Whether you tow a plow or European tourists around Central Park, there's nothing more relaxing than some oats to nibble and a big, wide trough of beer after a long day on the job... and we rounded up the best places to get exactly that. So put your…

Your Guide To Every April Fools' Day Prank On The Internet

It's the first of April and NOTHING is safe. Here's a guide to help you figure what is real and what is pure hogwash. Together, we can get through this.

A Beautiful Wedding For Two Burn Victims

On Saturday, Dallas Wiens, the first American to receive a full face transplant, married Jamie Nash, a car crash burn victim.

GOP Platform Will Never Support Same-Sex Marriage, Says Former Republican National Committee Chair

Ed Gillespie said Sunday Republican opposition to benefits for same-sex couples may change, but the party won't be embracing marriage rights for gay couples on their platform.

A Dog Catching Chicken Nuggets

One can only imagine how happy this puppy was.

15 Things That Happened 15 Years Ago

1998 really doesn't feel like so long ago, does it?

"Hoppy" Easter From Courtney Stodden

So I guess she's back doing those, er, unique animal videos again.

Gary Busey Has Some Thoughts About Easter

Specifically: the Easter bunny and Easter eggs. And nailing a bunny onto some wood, skinning it, and then eating it with some crackers. :\

15 Of The Best Baseball Commercials

Say hey — it's opening day!

Adrianne Palicki Boobs Might Save G.I. Joe Retaliation

Rumor has it, this G.I. Joe movie has been sitting in a can for many years now. The release date has seen more bumps than Paris Hilton during a work play vacay in Medellin (that was a fucking reach). It’s been delayed at least a year, if not two,…

Police Hunt For Kidnappers As Couple Are Snatched At Gunpoint Off Manhattan Street In Broad Daylight

Police hunt for kidnappers as young couple are snatched at gunpoint off Manhattan street in broad daylight

Filmmaker Killed During Dispute Over Shrubs

The filmmaker famous for rescuing Romanian orphans in the nineties was shot and killed in a dispute with a neighbor over shrubbery.

Christopher Nolan Offers Matthew McConaughey The Lead In Interstellar

Hearing Matthew McConaughey talk about his career at the McConaughey panel at SXSW, you couldn’t shake the perception that success came pretty quickly and easily for him, on account of him being such a handsome, chilled-out good ol’ boy. After rough…

Kung Fu Grandpa Practices Nunchucks In Food Lion Parking Lot

Evil has a new enemy. Kung Fu Grandpa is his name. His only weakness is catching nunchaku.

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