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July 1, 2014

Residents of Murrieta, Calif., were carrying signs that read "Return to sender" and "Bus illegal children to the White House."

In honor of Evan Rachel ("What is it like having a penis?") Wood and Caitlin (#FreetheNipple) Stasey, let's raise a glass to those who give zero fucks. This post is NSFW because of boobs, by the way.

Because sometimes you just gotta say "Leh."

The ghost of eighth-grade past is coming to haunt you.

Are dogs allowed on So You Think You Can Dance?

Not even a Sock'em Bopper could bring you down.

Since 2010, Border Patrol agents have shot six Mexican nationals across the border without legal repercussions.

A brief profile on giant squirrels.

They really have a Type A friend in you.

But that you'd still love answers to...

Dimon says his prognosis is "excellent, the cancer was caught quickly, and my condition is curable."

View Photo 1- Kim Kardashian & Her Bodysuit Take Southampton By Storm

There were just some things that ten year old Neha could not understand.

You did everything you could, Tim. Thanks for being our guy.

Pop, country, rap, and reggae for July, in no particular order.

And holy crap, is it amazing.

Here's what you missed today!


Advisers with more than 15 followers can now tweet and retweet somewhat on their own.

Never one to believe that some things shouldn’t be made embarrassingly public, Robin Thicke promoted his new stalker musical Paula by opening himself up to a live Twitter Q&A. “Have a burning question for @robinthicke? Submit your ?s for tomorrow’s…

Soccer is as soccer does.

These actors just can't escape the clutches of the law.

IPOs are booming, but they have been overshadowed by high-profile, headline-grabbing mergers and acquisitions.

In boring towns you make up your own ways to have fun!

Porque el centro del emparedado siempre es lo mejor... ¿Verdad?

You knew it would happen: Miley got a new dog.

Ghoststoppers? Ghostblasters?

Take caution or you’ll be in a sea of trouble.

The Qawasmeh family of Hebron has been named by officials as being behind the kidnappings and deaths that have horrified Israel.

Does the Mirror of Erised show you getting a perfect score on this quiz?

According to new data from market research firm NPD Group.

And he got out there pretty far.

Very strange looking cows these days.

Get your drink on! Celebrate Independence Day with one of these patriotic drinks! Easy-to-make drinks for friends and family.

A meditation on Cosby Show fashions.

One more page before bed. Okay one more. Alright I'll finish the chapter. Let's just finish the book and not go to sleep tonight.

Kids don't mess around.


Todos hemos sido celosos más de alguna vez.

Daniel Radcliffe recently told BuzzFeed that he isn't down with the friend zone. We aren't either.

The one and only Prince Oberyn stopped by BuzzFeed to answer 42 random questions so we can really see inside his soul. Some spoilers!

If you had a dollar for every time someone asked if you rode a horse to school, you'd be richer than J.R. Ewing!

This week, the Supreme Court ruled that businesses could refuse coverage for contraception based on the employer's religious beliefs. Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg wrote the dissent, which offered a view on what other coverage could be restricted based on other religions. Here is a glimpse into that horrible future, made more palatable by cute animals.

The very first International Conference on Men’s Issues happened over the weekend, in the unlikely surroundings of a VFW Lodge in Detroit. The thought of a bunch of men’s rights activists converging to swap stories of how good women have it these…

Robin Williams has been open in the past about his issues with drugs and alcohol. He quit cocaine in the early 1980s, then returned to rehab in 2006 after a relapse with alcohol. Now he has checked into the Hazelden Addiction Treatment Center in…

The Real Housewives have given the world some real humdingers for plots over the years. Businesses that never get off the ground, brutal divorces, wild hook-ups, money troubles and more have plagued the ladies. But Real Housewives of Orange County…

Información de antemano: La respuesta siempre es sí.

It’s bikini season, and that means plenty of babes on the beach in…um, bikinis. But what happens when you get two bikini babes who offer a real contrast? Well, we hope that a beach party happens. Sometimes, however, what you get is some classic…

Songs from the catalog's free CDs that you haven't heard since 1998.

For starters, it's 140 years old today.

Every action has a consequence.

(Newser) – Yes, corpses smell awful—but more careful scrutiny of that stench may help investigators learn just when a person died, the Royal Society of Chemistry reports. Apparently the trick…

While most of the attention of the last 24 hours has been focused on Community, let us not forget we’re also getting more of another Sony show that ended before the Internet was ready. Better Call Saul is set to debut the first of its two promised…

Did he really just call five supreme court justices "slut shaming geezers"? Yes, yes he did.

Okay more than one thing.

You're not living if you're living without poutine and Nanaimo bars.

Hot man vs. hot sandwich: The ultimate Would You Rather.

These are some of the common ways that women restrict their actions every single day. And yes, it's exhausting.

Somebody feed Adam Richman a 20-pound cheeseburger already, because he seems to have a bad case of the hangries. The popular Travel Channel host—best known for his show Man Vs. Food, where he would eat things with enough calories to sustain an…

"A family's everlasting promise of love and care is like the shelter of an umbrella."

Clear eyes, full hearts, oh my god I lose my goddamn mind if they lose.

Se nem ela sai bem em foto posada, não é você que vai sair.

Belgium defeats the United States 2-1, advances to the quarterfinals to play Argentina.

Everybody knows, Tara held it down until the very end.

These animals are like fine wines: They get better with age.

Eight years ago, one of Virginia's most prominent liberal bloggers convinced America "macaca" was racist. Now he's in charge of convincing America "Redskins" isn't.

29 years ago today, Neil Tennant and Chris Lowe – the synthpop duo better known as Pet Shop Boys – released their first single on Parlophone Records, “Opportunities (Let’s Make Lots of Money).” In celebration of this momentous anniversary, take a look and a listen back at this song and nine other classic singles from the PSB discography and, in the process, perhaps learn a few Pet Shop Boys facts that you might not have known before.

Les Américains ont découvert un nouveau pays.

The awkward interaction with piece of sporting equipment is a presidential past time.

“The Fearless Collective” is an online project that encourages women to be fearless in the face of violent misogyny.

Just reading these comics will make you disgustingly sweaty.

Los opuestos se atraen.

To help fight the summer heat, this pup quickly learned the trick to this outside water toy!

What is going on here!!?!?!

The first step in that process comes today against Switzerland. The Swiss came in as dark horse contenders to win this whole tournament, a declaration that faded fast when they gave up five unanswered goals to the French on June 20. But they were…

People do weird things when they want to win.


Bibbidi bobbidi BFFL.

"Sem assar" é o novo preto.

Soccer is coming.

Take me out to the lobbyist sponsored blowout!

Go home, Zeus. You're drunk.


"To me, punk rock is the freedom to create, freedom to be successful, freedom to not be successful, freedom to be who you are. It's freedom." – Patti Smith

In case you forgot.

Did you grow up with Blink-182 or learn not to chase waterfalls from TLC?

To sleep or to snack, that is the question.

Who needs vacation when you can just put your face on the copier and pretend it's sunshine?

The One Where Stephanie Gets Married.

Ur mom read this last night at my house.

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I'm super smashed, bro.

(Tierna) realidad versus expectativa.

Almost more important than paint...almost.

Hopefully you’re on a beach or in a cabin on or around the beach, maybe on a hammock, possibly by a pool, or situated right in front an air conditioner that’s blowing cold air directly at you as you sip an equally cold beverage. But however you’re…

Jimmy Fallon recently hosted The Tonight Show from the Universal Orlando Resort, and now NBC News has taken a trip to the theme park to celebrate the opening of the Wizarding World of Harry Potter: Diagon Alley. PHOTOS Hollywood's 100 Favorite Films

The hater: Max Silvestri is an ace stand-up comic who just released his first album, the very funny King Piglet. He’s also opened for Aziz Ansari and hosted the popular Big Terrific show in New York. He’s co-starring in a new food show with chef…

These are the literal bread winners.

Oh, to be this easily entertained.

For a select few, chasing after dangerous storms is their career and main source of income. For a somewhat less select few, it is a hilariously expensive and deadly hobby. Well, for more than 15 years, Tim Baker has ridden headlong against the…

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She's more than a comic book drawing...

(And getting Americans genuinely excited about soccer, too!)

More children are misdiagnosed with ADHD than you might think...

GM announced Monday it's recalling 8.4 million cars, pushing the total number of recalled GM vehicles past 29 million — in 2014 alone. Here is what 29 million cars looks like.

And they didn't even HAVE Ed Hardy trucker hats back then.


Félicitations ! Vous n'avez plus de vie.

Hee hee. Butts.

The so-called "Cannibal Cop" was convicted in March 2013 of planning to kidnap, rape, kill, and cook women. A judge granted his release on $100,000 bond after his conviction was tossed.

¿Quién sabía que la Bella durmiente era una fanática de la música electrónica?

This could be us.

Together, they almost make up for Bieber.

Yep, we've all been there. You've just graduated from college and stepped into the real world ... so what's next? Well, that rude neighbor Mr. Reality is knocking at the door and he's mighty persistent about entering uncharted territory (a.k.a. the job market.) Yikes! Here's our take on the post-grad life—for better and worse.

They spent a small fortune on a Bel Air estate just over a year ago, but Kim and Kanye still aren't living there. And now, a new report claims that they've changed their minds completely and will n...

It's even better than those color-changing shirts from the '90s.

Handsome Felon Jeremy Meeks signed with Hollywood agent Gina Rodriguez and is pursuing modeling or reality TV.

"They depend on government because they're not depending on their husbands."


RIP Enrique's mole.

What time is it??

"I've never seen anything like this before."

American pancakes and Belgian waffles are involved.

Laziness is next to godliness.

It's called MTN and it's a mountain simulator and it's beautiful.

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

Sept. 18, 1999: I KNOW ABOUT SEX.

Off the screen of HBO, the 'Grey Worm' actor, Jacob Anderson, doubles up as a soulful singer. Check out his latest single here.

Enfants uniques de tous les pays, unissez-vous !

An excerpt from The Book of Unknown Americans by Cristina Henríquez, a fantastic new novel about love and friendship in a multicultural immigrant community.

Nothing tastes as good as skinny pffffffffffffffft.

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

The massive fire-breathing Arachnid stage is a camera-friendly crowd pleaser.

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

An NBC package over the weekend shows an odd display.

The Rorschach Test of logos!

Por favor deja de preguntarme cómo me siento por "los grandes 3-0". Porque no lo sé.

In the grand Tumblr tradition of mashing up seemingly unrelated art forms (see also: the eternally relevant Slaughterhouse 90210) — and perhaps in tribute to the increasing overlap between the worlds of hip hop and high art — comes a delightful…

My last post had to do with things like war, compassion, human decency, but that’s not why most of you come here, and that poop can go fornicate itself as far you’re concerned. So here’s Jennifer Lopez performing at the iHeart Radio Ultimate Pool…

De la moins atroce à la plus horrible. Parce que la vie serait bien trop facile sans la RATP.

(Newser) – The fired nanny who has been refusing to leave her former employers' home says she is now ready to go—when conditions are just right. Diane Stretton over the weekend emailed…

(Newser) – The planet now has more than 1,000 UNESCO World Heritage Sites: places "of outstanding value to humanity" that UNESCO helps to safeguard and preserve. The World Heritage Committee…

I guess you could say Chris Cuomo did it for the Vine

Midnight tonight is the deadline for the Department of Education to reach an agreement with collapsing for-profit college giant Corinthian.

Eat clean, not bland.

"Bond, James Rodriguez"

"I thought babies were born through bums."

Because old people don't need your approval.

Argentina advances to the quarterfinal to take on the the winner of Belgium vs. USA.

Because we're all counting down until "Gone Girl." And because David Fincher.

Time to break out my winter hoodie.

Before craft beer boomed, these were the brews dominating America's sudsy scene.

Han pasado veinte años desde que "El Rey León" debutó en los cines, ¿por qué no celebrarlo con algún estilo genial?

It's hard to believe that the year's half over already. The onslaught of books continues, with 33 exciting looking science fiction, fantasy, steampunk, space novels to keep your bookshelves full this month, just in time for vacation.

In advance of Gotham’s debut on television this fall, DC Entertainment is doubling down on the grim metropolis with the announcement of two new Batman spinoff comic books offering alternate takes on the concepts central to the television show.

Hot on the heels of last week’s Super Mario Bros. speedrun, an obsessive player has broken the fastest-finish record on another iconic game, Fallout 3. (And like that Mario run, this achievement came to our attention thanks to Kotaku’s Patricia…

Nickelodeon-star-turned-perpetual-crazy-person Amanda Bynes overcame one of her many legal hurdles when a judge dismissed all charges related to her marijuana arrest in New York City last year.

A perfect tweet I'd say.

There's almost too much perfection to handle here.

Imagine if you marathon-watched both.

We asked the English (and two American) members of the office to draw Scotland from memory. We couldn't be more sorry.

Wales is a place in which over three million people live.

Started from the bottom now we're here.


Not to be corny, but July food is the berry best.

Roy sums it all up so perfectly.

The only cell some people deserve is a jail cell.

"Mariah Carey got angry and stabbed me to death with a carrot."

Spoiler: seria uma ótima série.

Jim Cramer's favorite stocks in the June 30 edition of Mad Money include: Sonic, Timken and Emerge Energy Services.

Skinny or food, skinny or food?

This fresh and healthy quinoa-lentil salad has everything you need from a meal in one bowl.

And again and again and again and again. And again and again and again and again. And again and again and again and again. And again and again and again and again. And again and again and again and again. And again and again and again and again. And again and again and again and again.

Because we've all threatened to move there at some point.

Kate Middleton steps out after attending a conference at The Royal Society of Medicine on Monday afternoon (June 30) in London, England. The 32-year-old Duchess…

For a fast food chain, this is a pretty high level of sass.

Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans and her boyfriend Nathan Griffith have finally welcomed their first child together. Kaiser Griffith was born on June 30 and we’re sure he was welcomed with nothing but love from his big brother, Jenelle’s first son,…

If anybody needs a dog walker, you know who to ask.

Noto was the banker in charge of taking the company public in November and left Goldman Sachs in May. He will get a stock grant worth about $64 million with an option to buy $21 million more.

Insane asylums in general create a significant 'yeesh' factor, but an abandoned insane asylum with a history of awful deaths and a famous murder? Jinkies, Scooby.

Choose people who will change your life.

Como nós poderíamos saber que havia algo de errado logo aqui?

Una webnovela inspirada de las telenovelas clásicas de México.

Coma o seu doce divórcio.

Teste seus conhecimentos a partir de gráficos importantíssimos.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that all farts should smell better, and that all Founding Fathers of this great nation should smoke copious amounts of hemp.

These "shoes" are proof.

What a world...


When a picture gets 190,000 likes on Facebook, it gets them for a reason.

It's harder than it looks.

Esto no es culpa de nadie, solamente tuya.

(Newser) – Justin Ross Harris wasn't the only one who researched children dying in hot vehicles before his son died the same way—police say his wife, Leanna, researched the same subject. The…

(Newser) – There is, somehow, an instant attractiveness boost conferred by sunglasses. But why is it that covering up our eyes creates this effect? Believe it or not, there is an expert on the…

Run in style.

Beer, burgers, excellent value, converted churches and lone men muttering to themselves. Spoons, we salute you.

The latest phase of armed conflict has destroyed much of the country's health system and made it difficult to reach patients.

The Secret Male Taylor Swift Lover is real and he is everywhere.

¿Cómo clasificaría a tu cachorro favorito?

Mr Nasty showing his fun side.

Turn your selfie into a mosaic of colorful bricks!

Find out. Take the quiz.

"They're so cute I could die!" Be careful what you wish for.

My calves ache already.

Quite the guest list.

900 litter pickers are on site. It will take six weeks to get back to normal.

Australians are a fickle bunch and we all have opinions on our neighbouring cities whether they're true or not.

"Even your heroes put on their pants one leg at a time." - a wrong person.

Over consecutive Sundays, one in Manhattan and one in Brooklyn, New York filmgoers had the opportunity to contemplate two very different Spike Lees. Last night, the filmmaker (and several members of his cast and crew) gathered at the closing night…

Chris Brown was totally tense before his surprise 'Loyal' performance at the BET Awards on June 29, but his girlfriend Karrueche Tran helped calm his nerves! Karrueche "relieved" her "babe" before ...

WARNING: This post contains graphic photos of rare big-game hunting. UPDATE: Facebook has removed most of the photos.

Facts, bitch! Also spoilers.

Get ready for your 15 minutes of fame.

And no one was brutally murdered either.

N'oubliez jamais : la meilleure partie d'un sandwich, c'est le milieu.

The BET people really need to work on their pro forma white invites. I understand you’re black entertainment for everybody, including wealthy white heiresses with hot new house music singles tracking in Qatar. But maybe you don’t pick the girl with…

Never forget.

Ex-president questioned by police over alleged corruption.

This man has found a new way to put on pants.

Instead, Krauthammer said the real significance of the ruling is the court’s affirmation that, as the government expands, it is encroaching upon religious freedom.

We can’t blame anybody for wanting to commune with nature this weekend–especially if there were heading out to Electric Forest 2014. This weekend’s festival was the first sold-out Electric Forest in the event’s history, with plenty of young people…

Nicki, you seemed to be throwing shade at Iggy when you dissed artists for not writing their own songs during your acceptance speech for Best Female Hip Hop Artist at the BET Awards on June 29. Nic...

Karma's a bitch.

The diva was seen doing a handful of steamy scenes with bad boy Gulshan Grover. Interestingly, Boom was the only movie where we saw Katrina donning a bikini. Post that, the hottie hasn’t been seen wearing one in any movie. Ms Kaif has certainly…

Just in time for the Independence Day weekend, FoxADHD has put out a brand new updated version of Captain America's theme song based on world statistics. It turns out that Captain America is really good at using electricity and driving gas-guzzling…

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