July 9, 2014
Bieber was sentenced Wednesday after pleading no contest to vandalism charges.
Like all great professional résumés, it lets users list their education, work experience, height, and complexion.
"I can't make it!" Not particularly graphic, though there is lots of screaming and a little blood.
It's the little stuff, y'know?
Todos sudan. Incluso las personas que parecieran ser perfectas.
Marzieh Rasouli was sentenced Tuesday to 50 lashes and two years in prison for allegedly spreading anti-government propaganda.
Just a little note.
It's a finger lickin' good world.
"I was cautioning folks about email and how we have had several occasions where Congress has asked for emails."
Obey the rules or face the consequences.
WAIT. This is ROSE FLAVORED??
The retailer's board will mostly be replaced as Standard General lends up to $25 million to the company. There's a still a chance Charney could return as CEO.
Comment peut-on être bourré après deux cocktails ?
Your face glows & your lips are shrinking. Yup.
"We are refused everywhere we turn."
Cannell Capital in April doubled its stake in Crumb Bake Shop to more than a million shares, despite nearly all signs pointing to the company's ultimate demise. Earlier this week, the cupcake giant said it was closing all of its stores and going out of business.
Your life explained in GIFs and blanket statements, just in case you forgot how to think normally.
Examinemos estas cejas en extinción.
"Invasion takes many forms."
Student activists said they are saddened but not surprised at the findings in the report released Wednesday by Sen. Claire McCaskill. “McCaskill’s survey gives us the data to support what we know anecdotally: Schools aren’t handling sexual assault well.”
"I never saw it like that...
Internet disruptions wreak havoc on global economies. Avoiding them is dangerous, but lucrative.
Aparentemente a ninguna de estas estrellas le gustaba su naríz.
And its name is the Duck of Justice.
New words for a new political era.
Jakarta governor and political reformer Joko Widodo declared victory in presidential elections on Wednesday, but official results won't be out for weeks.
"I’ve never taken a position more deadly to my career than this — and I have never, ever taken a position that is more right than this.”
Llevando la acción de la lengua a un nuevo nivel.
The video, shot by a local zookeeper, shows a herd of elephants reacting as an air raid siren begins to sound. In Gaza, meanwhile, zookeepers have been having trouble keeping their animals alive.
Kids are amazing... At ruining your life.
So...what do you do?
What's summer without the sea?
"I really don't know what he's thinking," one Texas Democrat said.
According to truly bizarre stock photos.
"We just take him down to the hospital, give him a shot, and then take the pictures that we need," the prosecutor said. UPDATE: Police will no longer seek photos of the young man's erection.
Using markers and a little creativity, Instagrammer @mirrorsme is upping the selfie game.
During A Midair Crisis When Most Of Us Would Be Freaking Out, This Man Decided To Take An Oxygen Mask Selfie
In case of an emergency, please take a selfie.
As the annual Sun Valley conference hosted by investment bank Allen & Co. gets underway in Idaho this week, the eyes of the media world will be on Time Warner CEO Jeff Bewkes. After years of spinning off assets and slimming down his company, observers are wondering if Time Warner is a buyer or a seller. Does Bewkes want to buy a company like Discovery or sell to someone like Rupert Murdoch's Fox?
A tender moment.
Call a doctor, this is a zefmergency.
Praying for all you Hans types.
"The moment one of them pops his head above ground, or makes a mistake, he will be targeted."
Following the success of Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown, CNN's new show will bring Walsh back to TV.
Whether you're throwing a lavish party or a courthouse gathering, you can always save yourself some hassle.
He aquí algunos consejos y trucos para facilitar la gratificante tarea de cuidar a tu mascota.
Ugandan Foreign Ministry says new anti-gay law "has been misinterpreted as a piece of legislation intended to punish and discriminate against people of a 'homosexual orientation.'" This post has been updated.
Sometimes these are the only food items in my house and maybe that's something I need to work on personally, but until then here's this recipe.
La noche de diversión más estresante que jamás tendrás.
Air Force Fun.
Aqui estão algumas dicas e truques para facilitar um pouquinho a gratificante tarefa de cuidar do seu cão.
Coffee can only do so much.
Extra points if it's Where the Wild Things Are.
Físicamente hablando, por supuesto.
Pas de hashtag pour ce plat.
The prime minister wants to set minimum-turnout thresholds before workers can take action.
El único quiz que quiere ser campeón.
No vayas a "Six Flags" este verano y sumérgete en una aventura verdaderamente espeluznante.
"Por supuesto que esto está sucediendo en tu cabeza, pero ¿por qué carajos no puede ser real?"
A Frontier Airlines pilot treated his passengers to pizza when storms forced the Denver-bound flight to be diverted to Wyoming.
Here's what five goals in less than 30 minutes looks like.
President Obama arrived in Denver Tuesday evening and appeared slightly taken aback as he greeted a man wearing a horse head.
Washington began selling legal weed on Tuesday, making history as the second U.S. state to legalize marijuana for recreational use.
Vivement le week-end !
Send all questions to the communications director of Breitbart, Boyle says.
The attack comes after lack of police protection forced the cancellation of a planned pride march.
Still no word on what these two have against Canada.
Well, that was easy...
The politics of regulating for-profit colleges.
Ever tried intestines?