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December 1, 2015

Brown's representative say they are still "looking forward to a tour in the near future."

El tema de los prejuicios raciales es muy delicado.

I wish, I wish, with all my heart, that I can get through these next few weeks without falling apart.

Just a reminder.

Just be more quiet.

For all the Ashton Kutcher/Mila Kunis truthers out there.

La portada de esta banda acaba de llegar a otro nivel.

"The biggest problem with the intelligence community now is it has been demoralized by a president and certain members of Congress like Senator Paul and Senator Cruz who have worked against the intelligence community to make us less safe."

The statements to investigators — given roughly one year after 12-year-old Tamir Rice was fatally shot — are the first accounts to be released.

*Heart swells*

I think I'm going to be sick.

Here are some signs to tell if you truly are an introvert. Also, these could indicate a degree of independence, but hey, if you ask me it's the independent women who know they don't need no man to prosper that rule this world.

Despite losing its defense of the practice in the International Court of Justice, the Japanese fleet set sail for the Antarctic with plans to kill up to 333 minke whales.

Because the multi-Grammy award winning songwriter/producer is basically responsible for R&B's golden age (and the conceptions of at least a third the millennial population).

*rips off shirt* CHRRIIIISSTMAAAASSS!

"Hakuna Matata" también aplica en la prehistoria.

Find out some juicy Apple secrets! (Note: statements based on personal accounts of past and current employees.)

A delicious and easy version of a Louisiana classic to spice up your weeknight dinner routine!

New genetic engineering methods might lead to abuses, some scientists warn, even if they never make “designer babies."

Two officers involved in the Minneapolis shooting of an unarmed black man have faced previous accusations of excessive force, federal court records show.

The coffee chain has recalled turkey sandwiches, which used the same celery recalled after an E. coli outbreak linked to Costco.

The H-2 guest worker program, which brought in 150,000 legal foreign workers last year, isn't supposed to deprive any American of a job. But many businesses go to extraordinary lengths to deny jobs to U.S. workers so they can hire foreigners instead. A BuzzFeed News investigation.

"The girl who wrote that has autism. Thank you for smiling and thanking her — even though she's not supposed to write on cakes, you probably made her day."

It's high time this was decided once and for all.

"You could've at least let Rosa sit at the front of the logo."

So...close...

Thank me later.

Wonder what happened.

Get to know the birthday boy.

Dr. Everett Piper thinks it's wrong to "coddle" students who feel "victimized."

A doctor posted a meme comparing Turkey's president to Gollum and was arrested for it.

A lot can change in 56 years...

A perfect companion on a chilly winter night :)

Marla Maples donated to a pro-Hillary Clinton super PAC last year.

I'm an innie and you're a total outie.

Representatives from Progress Now Colorado and NARAL Pro-Choice Colorado spoke on the state capitol steps, calling for Colorado voters to show their support for women's access to legal abortions.

Bonus: Minimal Jar Jar Binks.

Looking at these work-related gifts counts as working!

Like, quit it forever.

Fayuca... bendita fayuca.

Did you just a send a screenshot to the person you were texting?!

Uma kit de 30m² no Rio ou um apê de 110m² em Curitiba.

They all want to look like Nala in that tall grass.

This quiz might rock you to the core.

Which should be everyone you've ever met, to be honest.

Demuéstrale a tu amor a tu amante del aire libre.

This could be bad news come springtime, though.

Because we tried them for you in November!

Being a geek used to be considered a bad thing. However, times have changed and being a geek has suddenly become 'cool', but why?

Zuckerberg to give away $45 billion in shares over his lifetime, but will retain control of Facebook. Also announces birth of daughter.

Allegations against the porn actor date back to at least 2006.

May their wings always be even.

Guess somebody didn't...sleep with the fishes.

Finally, we can have some peace.

You gon' learn today.

Você vai conseguir!

Feel the Bern.

Several groups are looking at renewed efforts to register and mobilize Muslim voters, who largely lean Democratic, in swing states like Virginia and Ohio. "Now more than ever American Muslims realize the importance of civic engagement and having a voice in these conversations."

"He basically takes all incoming, from blogs or whatever else he checks, and just repeats it out, and his views on Syria have changed four times in the last month and a half. It's not a serious candidacy."

Back To The Future was wrong.

"Dear god, please get me through your kid's month-long birthday celebration."

Today would've been Richard Pryor's 75th birthday, and in celebration of that momentous occasion, Rhino Records added a half-dozen of Pryor's classic albums to their digital catalog. In turn, we're taking a look back at the history of each effort.

~Puts down glue gun and runs to Target to buy holiday decorations instead~

A federal judge said the Cook County Sheriff violated the First Amendment by urging credit card networks to cut of the adult classifieds site.

Can Chip and Joanna just adopt me already?

We can't let this become a Cheryl Fernandez-Versini situation.

The Email Privacy Act would bring new forms of electronic communication under the protection of the Fourth Amendment.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Ponemos a prueba tu ojo turístico.

It's that time of year!

We'll miss you, adorable little friends.

For all those fans of this well loved show.

"I think this is a nursing home ID... and I think you know it."

"When I read Harry Potter in school I identified with Harry, but now reading it as an adult, I fear I may be the girl who cries in the toilet."

All he wanted was for her to pay it forward — so she is.

But...I just got up yesterday.

IT NEEDS TO BE SAID.

Wands don't kill wizards, wizards kill wizards.

¿Por qué?

"Yes of course I got your text — I'm ignoring it. Don't make it weird."

A.K.A. "Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire"

In the wake of the Paris terror attacks, Western leaders ramped up airstrikes against ISIS. But the real fight is happening on the ground. Mike Giglio reports from the Syrian front for BuzzFeed News.

Are these the greatest love stories of our time?

Who knew Christmas cheer could be so phallic?

Not throwing away my shot, I am.

"I have far more respect for a homemaker because in many respects I think it’s tougher. I think it’s a lot harder to beautifully bring up a family," Trump said in a 1994 episode of "Biography."

Kick off the merriest month!

El accesorio perfecto para cualquier ocasión.

Have you ever wanted to see what an anti tank gun would do to your average pickup truck? This guy takes his truck out to the range and shoots it with a Pak40 anti tank gun. The slow motion is nothing short of epic!

Seriously, who thought that was a good idea?

"So my sister got hit by a moose."

"are u a big spoon or a little spoon?" "im a knife"

New questions have been raised about Enlist Duo, a herbicide for corn and soybeans made by Dow AgroSciences

Does the "v" stand for "versatile"?

It's called "Hymn for the Weekend," and it's a damn gift to this world.

And reveals she's over makeup.

Why you should watch Charlie from Girls getting grimy, Virgin Suicides filtered through conservative Turkey, and the birth of angry pundit TV.

Often fact is funnier than fiction.

Atájate la mandíbula.

"It's all fun and games until it becomes your OTP and takes over your fucking life."

Fuck Spider-Man!

Got money on your mind? Or is it time to ask your crush out? Find out with this quiz!

PLOT TWIST.

Seriously, this quiz is exclusively for Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

♫ DARK BLUE, DARK BLUUUUEEEEE♫

Compassion is key!

Just don't blame us when you get a call from HR.

We don't care if it's cheesy — Jonathan Taylor Thomas is in it.

He's back!

Many states have their own sanctions against Iran separate from the federal government's sanctions.

Nobody can stop her.

¡Oh, sí, aunque lo niegues!

Hone in on your communication skills!

"Observa-se que os ruivos de ambos os sexos são mais libidinosos e perniciosos do que o resto, os quais se excedem muito em força e atividade." — Jonathan Swift, As Viagens de Gulliver.

C'mon!!! This is the easiest holiday song!!

«Si j'ai le VIH moi, je préfère pas le savoir.»

"Scrub the halls with Fabuloso, fa la la la la"

We are, in fact, responsible for more than Tim Hortons. *SHOCKS WORLD*

Aunque haga un calor de morirse, decoramos todo como en el Polo Norte

"I hope that I Love My Hair encourages others to start by saying something they love something themselves."

You're all about personal growth. Go forth and blossom!

Baecation.

Don't tell your mother.

Hint: you'll be feeling optimistic!

Robert Dear is a new kind of extremist for an old cause.

"You tell me, Sassenach. You're the one from the future."

Let us know what TV show has helped you.

E falaram tudo que você gostaria de falar.

The series that lived forever.

A pipe bomb exploded in a metro station outside of Istanbul, authorities confirmed, with reports of at least one person injured.

RIP chicken nuggets.

Lapels on fleek.

A regular Chatty Cathy over here!

The king of YouTube defends his crown with "Daddy" and "Napal Baji."

Oui. L'une d'entre elles est une photo d'un coquillage qui vaut plus d'un million d'euros.

Presents don't have to be expensive to be awesome.

I mean, if science says so...

Twenty years of friendship, folks.

Uma maçã por dia não vai fazer com que você não precise ir ao dentista.

Ei, cara! Por que você está fazendo coisas de adulto quando existe este vídeo de 360° com filhotes?

"We're just two people who enjoy hockey and burgers."

C'est le moment de vous comparer à vos potes.

Nothing finer than natural eyeliner.

"This shooting is not an exception. It's part of a whole system."

Recuerdos que son un clásico de las vacaciones en el país.

Les photos sont vraies. Les légendes en revanche…

Joanne Latham was found hanging in her cell, the Prison Service confirmed. "After receiving no response from her, staff requested permission to enter the cell."

It's her birthday, so celebrate!

Show off your awesome gift-giving skills!

*Prays to come back in next life as Lupita*

Corgi Alone: Lost in Hawaii.

Des distributeurs automatiques DE SAUCISSES.

You've got hella self-confidence, so use it!

Honeymoon goals. Marriage goals. Life goals. EVERY DAMN GOAL.

“I know you said you only want a little, but I got you a latke!”

She was born to make you happy.

Warren Peace is LITERALLY a firebender.

Ask for help with your budget!

Aparentemente não é uma boa ideia.

El icónico GIF de Vincent Vega confundido que está causando conmoción en las redes ha llegado a tus películas favoritas.

There is a method to this madness.

One you'll never want to come out of

Let's go pubbing.

«Un jour nos commandements ont été gravés dans la roche.»

Put these baller presents on your wish list to Santa.

Derrocando siglos de injusticias de siesta en siesta.

Schools in the capital Beijing kept children inside Tuesday after authorities raised the pollution levels to "orange" — the second highest possible.

No but actually.

Be everyone's steady friend; maybe even tell someone special how you feel!

A stock photo quiz!

The best way to get through the holidays is with a diet that's at least 35% cheese.

At least 188 lives have been claimed by heavy rains that've flooded Chennai and which are predicted to persist for four more days.

"Reduce, reuse, recycle, Rihanna."

"I dared my friend to lick the puke on the parking lot floor. She did it."

"Caiu a primeira parcela do décimo terceiro".

Go way beyond the shelf.

Todo lo que quiero para Navidad son RESPUESTAS.

"Con el apagón, qué cosas suceden / Qué cosas suceden, con el apagón." - Maestro Yoda.

Honestly how do they still have a job?

Get cozy at home, and seek out creative projects that truly make you happy! You deserve it!

This goes deeper than serifs.

Bo Peep, what's good?!

Christmas food is the best food.

The best of everything we saw last month!

This is irrefutable science.

Valar morghulis.

„Ich habe bemerkt, dass Du mich nicht bemerkt hast.”

Culinarista, apresentadora de TV, amiguinha, vovó e tuiteira!

"So again, why would anyone even be thinking about doing something like that?"

Libérate. Expulsa a tu demonio interior.

You want better relationships with folks, and maybe a trip is in the works?

Are you more Falconhoof, or Jackie McCafferty?

I'm so Dun right now.

Let the battle of sarcastic banter begin!

¿Después de cuántas citas le muestras la condición médica que te impide tener relaciones sexuales vaginales?

"I think what's taking place is a deep kind of bigotry that is evolving and hardening into the political landscape."

"I AM NOT THROWIN' AWAY MY SHOT." —Han Solo before he shot Greedo, probably

Hint: find your friends, and chat about your ambitions with them.

"Yo momma's so fat, even Dora can't explore her."

Kevin Wells stepped up to the plate when the rap group's taxi left without them.

Put your logo knowledge to the test.

*Feels better about own life*

Tengo la destreza social de un adoquín.

¿Me prestan cinco pesos para leer el post?

Behold the jewels of the cat gif mewniverse!

Ese que realmente cree que no estamos solos.

"Do one thing every day that scares your bank account."

Tájate como si estuvieras en la cantina de Mos Eisley.

"If one violent nut claimed to be acting on behalf of the pro-life cause then he will be rightfully repudiated and condemned. But that doesn't exonerate Planned Parenthood for its own reprehensible past actions."

Andrew Murray, who took over from the Labour leader as chair of the anti-war group, accused him of "clearing the way for a vote to send the country to war".

What fresh hell is this? The Dress is happening all over again. #BlackAndBlue

The Illinois Attorney General has also asked the U.S. Department of Justice's Civil Rights Division to step in and investigate the Chicago Police Department. Meanwhile, Mayor Rahm Emanuel announced a task force to review department after a video was released of a white police officer shooting a black teen 16 times.

"¡Mira, un Starbucks! ¡Estamos en Oz, Dorothy!".

Shoutout to that one kid who broke their arm on day one.

And it's bloody lovely.

Colores, animales y secretos en cada billete.

Because mental healthcare costs are not one size fits all.

Elle existait bien avant les attentats du 13 novembre et est reversée au Fonds de garantie des victimes des actes de terrorisme.

Et pour épater votre grand-mère!

Todo era maravilloso hasta que las pisabas.

Alguns torcedores são tão apaixonados que precisaram estampar isso em sua pele.

Gun sales reached historic highs in recent years. To keep them there, the industry needs more new shooters, and ones who buy guns the way fashionistas buy clothes.

On World AIDS Day, a look at how people have been coping with the virus over the past decade.

When your work day is long and your time is short, it's time to break out that trusty old crock pot.

Schools in the capital Beijing kept children inside Tuesday after authorities raised the pollution levels to "orange" — the second highest possible.

Ride with him through the journey of more success.

A report released Tuesday by a prominent human rights group surgically dissects how the Obama White House could hold former CIA torturers accountable — and demands to know why they haven't.

"Esta noite, as sobreviventes do Holocausto têm a oportunidade de experimentar algo que perderam na infância."

Two words: yum yum.

Carson says Franklin led the Constitutional Convention to hold a prayer. Franklin himself noted that the convention found prayers “unnecessary.”

In the wake of the Paris terror attacks, Western leaders ramped up airstrikes against ISIS. But the real fight is happening on the ground. Mike Giglio reports from the Syrian front for BuzzFeed News.

It's time to get ~emotional~.

*Covers ears*

Featuring ketamine, David Cameron, and a horrible, horrible poo.

¿Qué pasaría si en la calle alguien con una camiseta que dice ‘Tengo VIH’ te ofrece un beso o un abrazo? ¿Cuánto sabés del VIH/Sida?

What's your favorite thing about December?

A totally legit study.

Overthrowing centuries of injustice one nap at a time.

"As a girl who grew up with an annoying little sister the most unrealistic thing about Frozen is how Elsa never tried to kill Anna on purpose."

"Sex."

É a época de filhotes muito fofinhos.

Все не так однозначно.

Just FYI (fun young interactivity), not everything is as it seems...

The suspected shooter in a deadly attack on a Planned Parenthood clinic is facing first-degree murder charges. Meet the women who believe men are India’s real victims. And the iPhone 7 might not come with a standard headphone port.

Don't be a scruffy looking nerf-herder this Christmas.

Henry W. Bartle, 18, has been arrested Saturday for criminally negligent homicide in upstate New York after the shotgun he was cleaning killed baby Nathaniel W. Hitt.

Expanding their lungs and horizons in Sapa, Vietnam, blowing away cultural barriers, with the help of a mutual friend: Mary Anna

Shall we just cancel Christmas?

Star striker, dogged centre-back, or just... on the left.

E é Inês Brasil.

Queen Bey or Queen Mariah?

The prime minister is heaping pressure on potential Tory rebels to back the government in Wednesday's crunch vote.

Todavía queda una hora para comer, pero tienes hambre.

Northumbria police said on Wednesday that 81-year-old Brian Sandells is believed to have died in the fire at the Kard Bar shop in Newcastle city centre on Tuesday.

Sin spoilers. Con chupitos.

EU member Cyprus is now helping Russia in proceedings against Sergei Magnitsky, a whistleblowing lawyer who died in prison after the men he accused of stealing $230 million had him arrested.

Welcome to a world of social oblivion...and health.

Woast wos a Fotzenhobl oda a Gschwoischädl is?

Du wirst Dich schämen, dass Du über diese Wortwitze lachst.

Dejarás las luces encendidas cada noche. [ATENCIÓN: contenido e imágenes explícitas].

Much gorgeous. Many amaze. Wow.

«Quand on consulte des images de djihadistes, on est djihadiste», a déclaré le chef des Républicains.

Sky has poached the much-loved BBC Three series and will be airing 24 new episodes next year.

"AIDS attacks one race and one race only. The human race." #WorldAIDSDay

Find your name.

There is a dedicated spray tan room.

Juneau Police said Wednesday a preliminary autopsy report found Mayor Stephen "Greg" Fisk died at his home of natural causes.

Trabajan menos que el Senado.

The ads will run on black radio stations.

Inapplicable, absurde, inutile... Voici les mesures qui se sont ~distinguées~ ces derniers jours.

Porque lo mejor de saber idiomas es poder faltar a los demás sin que se enteren.

C'est une lutte quotidienne d'être constamment fatigué-e.

Porque todos estamos expuestos.

Nope, you still have to wait for DJ Earworm's USPOP 2015 but these mashups are close enough to his.

«Cheveux en arrière. Col boutonné haut.»

Le petit Zeke aura un beau souvenir quand il découvrira un jour ces jolis clichés.

A year-long investigation by Indonesian authorities has found that the actions of the crew members on AirAsia flight QZ8510 contributed to the airplane's crash, which left 162 people dead.

The court convicted U.S. Marine Joseph Scott Pemberton of the lesser charge of homicide with a sentence of up to 12 years in prison for killing Jennifer Laude. BuzzFeed News’s Meredith Talusan is reporting from the Philippines.

"I told them that I would prove them wrong."

Where can we buy a love like Hamish and Zoe?!

"Feminism is cruelty."

This is what happened when BuzzFeed Oz asked our colleagues around the word to translate our fave slang words.

We probably don't have tickets to Taylor Swift.

"Die, fucking bitch. Yours truly, Master gender, master race, white male."

You do you, kid.

Eat you in a while, crocodile.

*Boop*.

How closely have you been paying attention?

A Louisiana mother said after only one ride, her son's hoverboard started "to shoot sparks" while charging and "within minutes the entire room was in flames."

Time for your yearly review.

Because peppermint bark is where it's at.

Tamang panahon na for you to know.

Wo-o-o-o-o-oh, wo-o-o-o-o-oh

Have you ever had trouble deciding which of your celebrity crushes is THE celebrity crush for you? No problem, this test will determine the answer for you.

Tunes that I listen to that are helping me climb out of the hole of depression.

In the past tense...

Ashley Fires, who alleges the porn actor "blindsided" her in a bathroom a few years ago, told her story to BuzzFeed News.

♫ Have a holly, jolly birthday

Kyles, ¿eres tú?

Did you just a send a screenshot to the person you were texting?!

In a country where the number of sexual assaults against women is increasing, a handful of women in India are fighting for the people they believe are the real victims: its men.

Robert Lewis Dear was charged in 1992 with first-degree criminal sexual conduct after allegedly raping a woman at knifepoint. It's unclear, however, what came of the case.

Calling the Colorado shooting at a Planned Parenthood clinic an "act of terror," Democrats in Congress are once again pushing for disbanding a House GOP-created panel to investigate the organization.

Keep the change, ya filthy animal.

Officially, former college wrestler Michael Johnson was on trial for not telling his sexual partners that he had HIV. But inside the courtroom, the man known as Tiger Mandingo was also up against America’s attitudes on race and sexuality.

Could it be?

Ready...set...smooch!

"I like jelly, and I like grass?"

"It's like I need someone to function."

"When I was in college, we had a machine in the bathroom. You put 50 cents in and voila!"

Jason Van Dyke, the Chicago police officer charged in the fatal shooting of 17-year-old Laquan McDonald, was released Monday after posting bail.

It was all a real delight until you stepped on one.