Are you really from the South, or are you just a big fake?
Patterned leggings? Pastel hair?!
"Edward: You better hold on tight, spider monkey. Bella: Put me down I'm going home."
"Gonna ruin Thanksgiving this year by saying 'OK boomer' after the family prayer."
"Realistic YA Novel: Just 300 pages of stressed out teens doing SAT prep."
"Are you and your big balls having a good day?"
"I had to do a lot of physical training and stuff but, uh...I didn't do it."
"Guys, if the Sonic the Hedgehog movie could pull itself together by the end of 2019, YOU CAN TOO."
Which classic bop are you?
You're about to smell very merry and bright.
"When he was halfway up the stairs, I figured I'd fart a really loud fart to tease him. Except karma got the better of me and I sharted the wettest, grossest mess in my pants."
It's just so magical.
"My girl has my location shared and I promised her I was gonna go to the gym more so now I just sit here and watch Netflix.”
There's still time for a clever costume!
Just a buncha very goob doggos.
Looking for inspiration? Look no further!