NSFW (and maybe not safe for opening up in front of family, either).
“Y’all need to chill,” says me, who isn’t chill, not even a little bit.
*tries to get eight hours of sleep in three hours*
“Always practice safe sex…until you have mastered it. Then you are permitted to practice Danger Sex.”
From brutally honest to shockingly hilarious, these books get it.
There has to be a potion to take care of Firewhisky hangovers, right?
Mind if they Slytherin to your gift bag?
“You’re someone’s dream person.” Can that bitch wake up and come talk to me then???
Tell us which ones made you say, “Yep, this is it. This is exactly it.”
Because a lot of people are hurting.
SORRY FOR RENDERING PANTS SIZING OBSOLETE.
Could ANYTHING make you go through this dumpster fire year again?
“My 2016 goals plummeted all the way down to ‘survive’ really quick.”
“The best kind of alcohol is a lot.”
How often do you REALLY wash those bad boys?
See if you can get through this without swearing off sex forever.
Yes, you have to be willing to look like an idiot sometimes.
Your wallet and vagina will thank you.
Do you know your crack from your smack?
Sometimes, orgasms don’t come cheap — but they really should.