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    55 Hilarious Masturbation Jokes That Are Just Plain Filthy

    Fappy holidays, everybody!

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    E! / Via buzzfeed.com

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    my dick after pulling my pants down to masturbate for the 4th time in one day

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    Dreamworks / Via buzzfeed.com

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