Filipinos have a pig’s blood stew. Are you down?
Sometimes no words are needed.
How often do you masturdate?
What that booty do?
Sometimes you hit it off with someone, and then the truth comes out.
We are going.. FULL ROMANCE!
Are you the proposer or the proposee?
If there's a universal language in this world, it's pizza.
Sometimes there’s only one way to show how you really feel.
“Yo, I tricked you f#*!ers.”
Dude, you are soooo Californian.
"I think this is a nursing home ID... and I think you know it."
Lechon, Lumpia, & Love.
"It has a little samba to it."
It's time to grill like a pro.