1. They apparently have the best free Wi-fi on the UK high street, the most important factor when choosing any eatery. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF The Webby Awards / Via giphy.com 2. They've made it easy and socially acceptable to walk around eating a slice of pizza. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 3. And there's even sit-down Greggs for when you're feeling fancy, so you could enjoy that pizza slice in a refined way. Mcr Commuter @McrCommuter In #Leeds with work. It's so posh even the #Greggs has indoor seating. Incredible. 08:20 PM - 09 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. The feeling of eating a sausage roll from there on a dreary, rainy day is sensational. Collette @iamcolly_ I just had a pizza slice and sausage roll from Greggs 01:48 PM - 11 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Gregg's appreciates Britain's regional differences, hence the stottie cake only being available up North. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 6. And they cater to all, even selling haggis pies in Scotland. Jay Horgan @Jay4Twenty Just had a haggis pie from a greggs bakery in Glasgow. Life changing. Last day of tour and I am sad 05:13 PM - 13 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. It beat Starbucks in a survey of people's preferred coffee places. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC / Via sizvideos.tumblr.com 8. Their festive bakes have won the hearts of the nation. Elliot Statham @ElliotStatham Just heard someone describe a greggs festive bake as "the Armani of pasties". Hard to disagree with that 02:52 PM - 23 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Because they have yum yums, which is probably the most accurate name given to an item of food, ever. Greggs / Via greggs.co.uk 10. It's of such national importance, there was a whole TV show dedicated to it. Sky 1 / Via youtube.com 11. You can dine like royalty by having steak on a whim, albeit in the pastry-encased form of a Steak Bake. sammie❤️ @lolsammielol Steak bake is THE BEST hangover cure😻😻 @beerleader2 @paulthebankie 03:31 PM - 28 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. It's good enough for Hollywood actors like Jake Gyllenhaal. Greggs @GreggsOfficial We hear that #JakeGyllenhaal likes to go HAM on a Greggs when he's in London. #Southpaw 08:30 AM - 24 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. They get that what you actually need at lunch is cheese, bacon, and carbs. Greggs / Via greggs.co.uk 14. You don't even have to go to Greggs to eat Greggs. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com *shakes with excitement* 15. Because they are literally everywhere, you will never be without a warming pastie. sixfootwithasixpack.tumblr.com / Via sixfootwithasixpack.tumblr.com 16. And Greggs has magical hangover-curing properties. Amy-Nicole @amynicolemills_ Greggs is defo the best hangover cure EVER I feel like a new woman I'll take 12 steak bakes thanks 03:58 PM - 16 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. They provide the kind of no-frills baked goods we're all too ashamed to admit we want in this post-GBBO world. Greggs / Via greggs.co.uk "Just a simple teacake for me please". 18. Their Twitter game is strong and on-brand AF. Greggs @GreggsOfficial Iconic 11:00 AM - 30 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. And their Christmas cakes are just darling. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 20. Ditto their Halloween ones. tattooed-felidae.tumblr.com / Via tattooed-felidae.tumblr.com 21. But it's a known fact that their food doesn't need to be pretty to be delicious. Flickr: Andrew / Via creativecommons.org / Flickr: nez 🎶 All its curves and all its edges, all its perfect imperfections 🎶 22. And it all begs one question... View this post on THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW.