Living on the only habitable planet in the solar system is not ideal but you don't have a lot of options.
Having nightmares about Tuesday's election? You're not the only one.
Quit while you're ahead.
Here's to many more years of comics!
Ugly holiday sweaters are a scientific instrument.
Narrowing it down to 8 was not easy.
Sometimes a year ago feels like last week... and vice-versa.
This is irrefutable science.
Come with Cookie Puss on a voyage into the past.
All three are from heaven.
And here comes Spider-Man!
Snuffy. No, baby, no.
Take the trash out...on a date.
We would totally use some of these, sometimes. Probably.
All sandwiches should last forever.
For when you need to change the subject fast.
"I take a deep breath, cross my fingers, and hope I can come up with something good."
I can't believe Taylor Swift is going to do that.
If you like naming colors, there's a job out there for you.
Hint: Not a lot of leaving the house.