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I'm just gonna say it, Living on Earth kinda sucks.
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Some days are REALLY hot and then other days are REALLY cold. What's up with that?
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And even when you get a nice day there is always something ...
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I mean life on Earth is pretty...Real, y'know?
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It can seem like it's all about the survival of the fittest.
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It makes you want to shut it all out. Thanks Earth, but no thanks.
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Yes you give us water. Cool. We couldn't have oceans of cherry cola?
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And air is fine if you've %100 got to breathe.
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Yes there are lots of plants on the Earth and some of them are pretty useful...
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...and I'd kinda miss it if these little green guys weren't around.
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Most of us would agree that animals are sort of adorable when they're not trying to feed on our flesh.
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Also: atmosphere-maintaining oceans full of life have their advantages.
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Nowadays most of us don't even have to do a whole heckuva a lot to reap these rewards.
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Just be in the world and try to not fuck it up.
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And even if things get off track...
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...and they sure can get off track...
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...the Earth and it's systems are pretty resilient.
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But let's not push it. We're definitely not ready to breakup with Earth just yet.
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Even if we could move on, we might not get a warm welcome at our next stop.
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Hiding out and hoping for the best is probably not going to cut it either.
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So yes, living on earth has it's sucky side.
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And nature can be a little dramatic.
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But we don't have a lot of other choices.
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Maybe we should take care of the things around us that maintain the environment we need to survive...
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...even if they do crave our blood some times. (Looking at you bugs!)
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You've got us by the short ones.
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Because no one is at good at taking care of us as you are Mama!
