Have I become the douche bag or has the douche bag become me?
Just don’t do it in front of me!
Don’t you love it when you find cash in your pocket?
Look up, or you just might let your life pass you by.
This video perfectly illustrates why saying “for a girl” is so dumb and mean.
Everyone has their off days…. or months…
It could happen to anyone.
You don’t owe him anything.
Jobs can really suck the life out of you.
Hint: it’s a lot easier than you could ever imagine!
The new movie Goosebumps, featuring Jack Black, is out October 16th.
Breakups are hard, hangovers are worse. Please Drink Responsibly.
When you have to go, you really have to go.
Sober or drunk. That’s it!
Don’t text and drive. Seriously.