
Why Do We Call People Douche Bags?
Have I become the douche bag or has the douche bag become me?
Have I become the douche bag or has the douche bag become me?
Just don’t do it in front of me!
Don’t you love it when you find cash in your pocket?
Look up, or you just might let your life pass you by.
This video perfectly illustrates why saying “for a girl” is so dumb and mean.
Everyone has their off days.... or months...
It could happen to anyone.
Just be more quiet.
You don’t owe him anything.
Jobs can really suck the life out of you.
It’s really simple and you have to do it EVERY TIME.
It's kind of like a car accident: It hurts to look, but you can't turn away.
"I thought I was tall until today."
Runs in the family.
"I feel like a princess... a hairy, Jewish princess!"
"There’s probably going to be blood, a lot of blood."
#FreeTheNipple
Use the force Andrew!
There was a lot of tongue.