"People say 'may the force be with you' and my immediate response is to go 'and also with you'."
This one's for all my fellow basic bitches out there.
Your playlists are about to get lit.
This is offensive to everything I believe in.
"Let's celebrate the iPhone XS by dying every four hours" – your phone.
Basically, Sia and Ed Sheeran wrote everything.
How accomplished do you feel after finishing a whole series in one day?!
What a legend.
"Bitch of a cake. Don't make it."
Eyebrows aside, clicking this pen is the most satisfying feeling ever.
Cats don't get stinky and they don't wake you up at 2am because someone walked past the house.
"Why do Australians lose their minds over fairy bread? It's literally just butter and sprinkles on bread please tell me the wow factor."
My inner basic bitch can't take this.
Selling vodka in a Target? I approve.
Let's get a bachelorette with some PERSONALITY.
Everyone loves Cheetos... but do you love them with MILK?!
Uh, did you know that they don't grow oranges in Orange?
Never taking these bad boys off.
"Today a woman asked her what her name was and she replied 'Buttcrack'."
"I'm taking pictures in my mind so I can save 'em for a rainy day."
