The last thing you want is to be living in a house with dodgy blinds and no powerpoints.
Who knew you could ever describe something Liam Hemsworth did as “lit”?
Seeking justice for all the boyfriends out there with orange thumbs.
A princess before her time.
It’s a whole different world.
How many wheat bricks do you do?
“The only thing dry in January is my bank account.”
There’s no point buying $3 eyeshadow if the shipping is $15.
Small changes that’ll make a big difference.
I see you, scanning those avocados as tomatoes.
Let’s leave 2016 in the past, please.
Guys. How did you manage to burn pasta?
Disney had to break their no ex-con policy to hire Tim Allen for The Santa Clause.
Have you even heard of all 50 of these movies though?
She should have just told them she’d work from home.