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February 1, 2014

New Weather Tech Designed For The Big Game

Guaranteed to blow you away.

Keystone Opponents Vow Civil Disobedience, Vigils Starting Monday

Environmentalists and other opponents of the Keystone XL Pipeline are ramping up their opposition to the project following the release Friday of a  largely favorable State Department report -- vowing to hold vigils, jump into the November elections…

Joe Biden Was The Suavest Man At The Washington Auto Show

The man must love cars -- it's his second auto show in a month.

Woody Allen's Daughter Speaks Out About Her Alleged Sexual Assault

Mia Farrow's daughter Dylan Farrow published an open letter in the New York Times on Saturday in which she describes being sexually assaulted by Woody Allen. Updated — Feb. 2, 5:30 p.m ET: A spokesperson for Woody Allen called Farrow's allegations "untrue and disgraceful."

TV Ratings: Jay Leno Hits 15-Month High Ahead Of Final Week

Jay Leno is prepared to go out on a high note. Less than a week ahead of his Feb. 6 sign-off, The Tonight Show host sees his best overnight ratings in 15 months. Friday's Tonight Show averaged a 3.9 rating and 9 share among households. The last time Leno approached those numbers was during the 2012 election when President Obama sat down for an interview. It was Tonight's biggest Friday showing since NBC's…

Lorde Steps Out With Boyfriend James Lowe In New Zealand After Grammys Win

Who says it's lonely at the top? Fresh off her Jan. 26 Grammy wins for Best Pop Solo Performance and Song of the Year, Lorde stepped out with boyfriend James Lowe in Auckland, New Zealand, on Thursday, Jan. 30.

Nina Dobrev & Chace Crawford: DirecTV Beach Bowl 2014

Nina Dobrev is gorgeous in her gear as she attends the 2014 DirecTV Beach Bowl held during 2014 Super Bowl Weekend at Pier 40 on Saturday afternoon (February 1) in New York City.

Things Broadway Performers Can Do That Us Normal Folks Can Only Dream Of

These are the reasons Broadway fans are willing to pay to see these shows

Chris Christie Booed At Super Bowl Ceremony

Christie attended the Super Bowl Hand Off ceremony with the governors of New York and Arizona Saturday.

21 Animals Who Have Got The Whole 'Life' Thing Down

These guys know how to make the most of their life. And some of them don't even have opposable thumbs

24 Ways The Super Bowl Is Like Sex

There's a beginning, end, and at least 1 climax.

El ranking oficial de los 51 hombres judíos más ardientes de Hollywood

Pueden no ser doctores o abogados, ¡pero pueden interpretarlos en la televisión! Todos los hombres que reciben el sello de aprobación de un rabino (el rabino siendo yo y no un verdadero rabino).

Vagina Weight Lifting Is Real

Kim Anami's vaginal weight lifting video is intended to be funny. But, are we the only ones rolling our eyes?

Three Indicted In Connection With Los Angeles-Area Fire

The Colby Fire burned more than 1,700 acres northeast of Los Angeles on Jan. 16.

PIC] Justin Bieber Licks Stripper’s Nipple — Sharing Boobs With Khalil

Just when we thought things couldn't get any crazier with Justin, a new photo has surfaced of the singer sucking on a stripper's breast along with his rapper friend Khalil. You can't make this stuf...

10 Struggles Of Having A Big Booty

The struggle is real. Based on this post.

A Fry Cook Asked Obama About Low Wages—And His Hours Being Cut Due To Obamacare

Darnell Summers, a fast food fry cook, joined President Obama on Friday for his first ever live Google Hangout. Summers told the president about his troubles making ends meet earning $7.25 an hour and how he has been on strike four times to increase his wages. Summers also told Obama how his work hours have been "broken down to part-time to avoid paying health insurance." He asked how Congress and the president could help him and people like him "survive." In his response, Obama urged Congress to pass a minimum wage increase, but did not address the health care part of the question.

I Can See The Weekend, And Now I Just DGAF (45 Photos)

See the full gallery on thechive.com

21 Weird Things People Actually Believed As Kids

A child's world is a scary place. Via Reddit.

This Dog Is The Next Instagram Superstar

Seriously. His name is Jojo. Follow him @iamvcute

45 Reasons Charlie Hunnam Is A God Among Men

Step aside peasants. It's like Brad Pitt got tough and British.

Time-Lapse Video: Huelux By Randy Halverson

My pal Randy Halverson is one of the best time-lapse videographers out there. I’ve been posting his work here for years (see Related Posts below), so I was very happy to hear he’s got another one out: “Huelux”. He shot this over the course of a few…

52 Wedding Dresses That Aren't Strapless

These modest wedding dresses are the antidote to the poufy strapless. Bonus: most of these can be bought online.

12 Curious Vintage Sex Books –

With Valentine’s Day approaching, love is in the air. Ignoring the whole corporate manufactured holiday thing, we can’t think of a better way to get you in the mood for love than with a fun, vintage book about sex. Part curious time capsule, part…

PHOTOS] Harry Styles’ 20th Birthday — Celebrate His Day In Pics

It's been a great year for the 1D hottie! Not only has he gotten closer to some of the most stunning girls this year, but his band is doing better than ever! Happy 20th birthday to Harry Styles! Th...

For The Love Of Animals, "The Dodo"

Animal lovers, rejoice! There is a new, up and coming, community based social media site all about animals and the people who love them. "The Dodo" features trending stories about animals from across the world using photos, videos, gifs and more. The website covers conservation movements, environmental issues, and even cute kittens just like on Buzzfeed. You can join the website and become apart of the community, sharing posts, videos, pictures; anything you feel important enough for the world to see.

16 Hilariously Honest Company Slogans

If the advertising world was more honest you'd probably still buy all this shit. (Special thanks to the creative minds over at Honest Slogans)  1.    2.   3.   5.   6.   7.   8.   9.   10.  11.   12.  13.   14.   15.   16.   ...

Lamar Odom Missing Khloe Kardashian — What He Misses Most After Split

Lamar Odom is getting used to life without Khloe Kardashian after their painful split, but he still misses her and the 'good times they shared,' a source tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY. Lamar ...

Millionaire To Ex-Wife: Stay As My Housekeeper

(Newser) – A wealthy British man asked his ex-wife to stay on as his housekeeper after he moved another woman into the home they shared—and couldn't understand why the offer made his partner…

Volcano Eruption Kills 14 In Indonesia

The day after officials allowed evacuated residents back to their homes, a deadly volcano erupted.

The Most Fab And Drab Celebrity Outfits Of The Week

You voted — here are the results.

Animal Facts That Are Too Damn Sexy

Animals sure like to do it.

25 Reasons Katy Perry Is The Queen

50 million followers can't be wrong!

Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux: Separate Coast, Separate Birthday Parties!

Jennifer Aniston keeps a low profile as she heads out of Crossroads restaurant after attending the birthday celebration of her pal Portia de Rossi on Friday night (January 31) in West Hollywood, Calif.

As Obama Approval Rating Dips Across Country, DC Gives Him Thumbs Up

President Obama’s job approval rating is hovering at a meager 41 percent or so this month. But not to worry – residents in the nation’s capital still love him.

27 Consejos que toda chica debería saber

Bueno, algunos de estos consejos y trucos pueden ser útiles para los chicos también.

Super Bowl: Bud Light Commercial Features Wild Night, Arnold Schwarzenegger And Minka Kelly (Video)

While teasers were released last week, the latest Bud Light Super Bowl commercial was revealed in its entirety on Friday, and it promises to be one wild ride!  The hidden camera-style commercial opens with a normal looking guy in a bar being approached by a beautiful girl -- drinking a Bud Light, of course -- who sets the stage for adventure from the outset by asking: "If I give you this [beer] are you up…

5 Everyday Foods That Keep Surprisingly Long

NEW YORK (MainStreet) — With an estimated 40% of U.S food being wasted annually, the average family of four throws away anywhere from $1,365 to 2,275 a year. This problem is entirely avoidable; it only takes understanding when foods are safe to eat…

The Producers Of Lindsay Lohan’s New Movie Are Convicted Coke Smugglers, Of Course

A little over a week ago, Oprah‘s money tore a hole through the universe by allowing Lindsay Lohan to show up to Sundance and announce she’d be starring in a new movie despite spending the past two years filming made-for-TV and direct-to-video…

Girl's iPhone Catches Fire In Pants

(Newser) – A weird one from Maine, where school officials say a 13-year-old girl suffered first- and second-degree burns when her iPhone caught fire in her pants, reports WMTW. The trouble…

Jennifer Lawrence Damaged American Hustle Costumes With Dorito Stains

J-Law is just like Us! Jennifer Lawrence didn't let her sexy white costume dress get in the way of her snack break on the set of American Hustle. The Oscar-nominated film's costume designer, Michael Wilkinson, tells Vanity Fair he created four…

Invisible Men: The Year An NFL Player Didn't Come Out

Professional football's closet door isn't just closed; it's locked.

Otter Mom Is Early Contender For Mom Of The Year

Can you make it through this video without saying "Awww"?

60 Adorable Real Vintage Wedding Photos From The '60s

Retro weddings are so in right now, so why not take inspiration from the cuties that actually got hitched back when cat eye glasses and big hair were all the rage?

9 Videos You Can't Miss This Week

Featuring the best son in the world giving his mom a Super Bowl surprise, a man's emotional reunion with the stranger who saved his life, and the finest, cutest hamster actors of our time.

Bill Murray Flew Around Singing While Dressed As Peter Pan On "Letterman"

I think we all owe it to Bill Murray to let him star in NBC's reboot.

A Harry Potter Fan's Trip Around England

I can stand where he stood? *faints*

20 Things That Will Help You Through Your Long Distance Relationship

The distance sure isn't easy, but it's worth every moment.

Lego Just Got Told Off By A 7-Year-Old Girl

She may be young, but she sure knows how to write a strongly worded letter. Via @SocImages.

Cute Baby Pandas Go Down A Slide

Yeah, nuff' said. Baby pandas at the Chengdu Panda Base in China love this wooden slide just like a couple of kids on a playground.

5 Things You Think You Know About Your Period

LadyBits breaks down 5 things you probably don't know about menstruation.

7 Adorable Animals That Spawn Terrifying Babies

If it wasn't for pictures and videos of cute baby animals, the Internet as we know it would probably cease to exist. But we feel that such widespread dissemination of cuteness may be giving you the wrong idea of what's actually out there; the truth,…

Liam Hemsworth & Sam Claflin Continue ‘Mockingjay’ Filming!

Liam Hemsworth is all bundled up while arriving on the set of his highly anticipated movie The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1 on Friday (January 31) in Atlanta, Georgia.

Fellow Democrats Press Obama To Approve Keystone, Following Environmental Report

"This report from the Obama administration once again confirms that there is no reason for the White House to continue stalling construction of the Keystone XL Pipeline," Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell said in a statement. "So, Mr.…

Alison Brie Got Her Vagina Touched, And The Story Is Less Charming Than She Thinks

Take Alison Brie, for instance, who went on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night to tell a quaint little tale about getting her vagina touched by a stranger. What fun! She had been trying for forever to get an appointment with this famous chiropractor dude,…

22 filmes que farão você ficar feliz de ser solteiro

Na verdade, estar solteiro não é tão ruim assim.

28 Delicious Things To Cook In February

Face it, February is rough. Eat to make it better.

18 Fotos de hijos del medio siendo hijos del medio

Siempre estamos marchando al redoble de nuestro propio tambor. En realidad, no es nuestro propio tambor, era de nuestro hermano mayor pero igual estamos marchando.

18 Reasons You Cry When You're Hungover

When your emotional barriers are low you just can't help it. We won't judge you.

The Italian Justice System Is Insane—Amanda Knox Is Completely Innocent

This post originally appeared in Business Insider. Most people know that Amanda Knox—"Foxy Knoxy"—is the pretty American student who was arrested and found guilty of the stabbing death of her British roommate in Italy, during a "sex game" gone…

20 Reasons To Be Thankful For The Perfection That Is Harry Styles

Happy Harry Styles' 20th birthday to everybody!

24 Creative Ways To Decorate Your Place For Free

By the time you've paid your rent, bought your furniture, and forked over cash for toilet paper, the last thing you want is to drop more dough.

The 5 Craziest Things That Give People An Orgasm

Even later in life, I discovered something most unusual, and that was that not everyone orgasms the same way. Some people use Zest! And yet others eschew a soapy left hand thrust deep in a crack altogether and have discovered bizarre new ways of…

Islamic Group Once Tied To Terror Trial Received Thousands In Farm Subsidies, Without Growing Crops

An Islamic organization once listed by the Justice Department as a co-conspirator in a high-profile terror case is among many groups that have received thousands in federal farm subsidies, without producing any crops.

16 Celebrities Who Have No Problem Finding Someone To Date

A list of serial-dating celebrities who are always in a relationship, apparently hate being single or something.

Will Obama's Proposed Retirement Account Plan Muster Bi-partisan Support?

In the polarized atmosphere of Washington, President Obama may have found that rare idea with bi-partisan appeal - his plan for new, federally-backed savings accounts for low and middle income wage earners called MyRA, short for My Retirement…

Jordana Brewster’s Chic Hunter Green Gown At The Pret-A-Couture Launch

Nothing gets us ready to shop faster than a new label launch. And then when we see the designs on actual celebs at the designs’ debut? (hosted by fashion mega-site NET-A-PORTER, we might add) The process of making wish-lists is expedited to the…

Super Bowl Live Stream 2014: How To Watch Super Bowl XLVIII Online, And Where To Find The Commercials.

Good news, cord-cutters (and cord-nevers): For the third year running, the Super Bowl will be streamed live online for free in the United States. This year you can watch the Super Bowl live on Fox Sports Go starting at 6:30 p.m. eastern time. The…

MY D*CK

An anthem dedicated to your mom's favorite place to sit in the summer.

John Mayer Is Back On Twitter Again And It Was Totally Worth Waiting For

He tried to forget you, he tried to stay away, but it's too late.

Sports Fans: What Are Your Superstitions?

Super Bowl XLVIII is happening, people. How are you going to help your team win?

Ryan Phillippe Gives Shirtless Lap Dance To Robin Quivers! (Photos & Video)

Ryan Phillippe rips off his shirt to give radio host Robin Quivers a lap dance during the Howard Stern Birthday Bash held at Hammerstein Ballroom on Friday (January 31) in New York City.

Which '90s Alt-Rock Grrrl Are You?

Time to find out whether you're Miss World, or more of a Cornflake Girl.

The Worst Superheo Films

Superhero films have gone from strength to strength with each passing year since Blade and X-Men lit up the box office. With Marvels The Avengers (none of that silly assemble business here thank you!) becoming the third highest grossing film ever behind Titanic and Avatar respectively and amassing huge amounts of cash; superhero films are a big business. Sadly there are two bad films for every good so in no particular order here are my least favourite comic book movies and why they should be avoided!

White House Says Keystone Report Not Final Step As Pressure Mounts For Action

A new environmental assessment from the State Department that raised no major environmental concerns on long-delayed Keystone XL pipeline isn't the last step in deciding whether the pipeline can be built, the White House said late Friday.

Box Office: 'Frozen' Sing-Along Hits High Note In Friday Matinee Sales

Disney's hit Frozen continues to make headlines in its 10th weekend in nationwide release as a new sing-along version of the film sparks renewed interest among moviegoers. According to early Friday matinee returns, Frozen is No. 1 at the North American box office, where the sing-along is rolling out in 2,057 theaters. (The film's total location count is 2,754.)

Police Search Justin Bieber's Private Jet For Marijuana

Police searched Justin Bieber’s private jet plane for drugs on Friday. The singer had chartered the plane for the Super Bowl in New Jersey, and it was held at Teterboro airport after coming in from Canada.

Are You Your Parents' Favorite?

Your parents say they love you and your siblings equally, but let's be real.

29 Delicious Vegan Breakfasts

No eggs, no bacon, no problem.

17 Feel-Good French Films You Should Definitely Stream On Netflix

Travel without leaving home. No passport required.

'Something Is Not Right': Lawmakers Press For Probe Of Soaring Propane Prices

As the price of propane hits another high, some Washington lawmakers are asking whether the nationwide spike is the result of something more than just simple supply and demand.

20 Reasons Why Harry Styles Should Be Your Obsession

Like a fine wine, he gets better with age. Happy Birthday Harry!

Christie Brinkley 60 & Stunning — Reveals How She Keeps Amazing Body

Wine, Louis Vuitton, and Christie Brinkley -- yes, these are three things that definitely get better with age! On Feb. 2, the model is turning 60, but you would never know! Christie Brinkley may be...

27 Angry Reactions To Australia's Shark Cull

Thousands have rallied against Western Australia's catch-and-kill policy.

19 Tapas de libro trilladas

La que salen todo el tiempo.

This Swedish Schoolgirl's Attempt At Colouring In The Finnish Flag Is Hilarious

An English test revealed that someone has been watching too much F1. Via redditor _j0nas_.

Obama Dumps On Congress, A Lot

President Obama used a recent interview to blame congress multiple times for failing to advance his agenda.

‘Community’ Season 5 Episode 6 Recap: “Analysis Of Cork-Based Networking”

Community’s fifth season has, thus far, spent much of its time taking care of old business. First order of said business was jump-starting the show in light of Dan Harmon’s return as show-runner; we had to tie up the loose ends, explain the…

Kourtney Kardashian Angered By Plane Passengers

Kourtney Kardashian has lashed out at her fellow plane passengers on Twitter for reprimanding her children.

Vodka Blamed For Short Life Expectancy -- Age 64 -- Of Russian Men

Twenty-five percent of Russian men die before age 55, the average life expectancy for Russian men is age 64, and many blame vodka, researchers say.

The 10 Albums You Need To Hear In February

After a fallow couple of months, the music industry is, like the Death Star, fully operational again — and that means there’s a heap of new music to hear. As ever, we’ve combed the release schedules for the ten albums that we reckon will be worth…

Best Olympics Beauty - Olympic Athlete Beauty Looks

These famed athletes not only competed in the Olympics—they looked sensational while doing it.

15 Reasons Why Galentine's Day Is The Best Holiday In The Universe

February 13th is only the best day of the year!

Watch Jerry Seinfeld, Howard Stern Argue In 'Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee' (Exclusive Video)

Comedy worlds collide in the season-three finale of Jerry Seinfeld's web series Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. The comedian welcomes Howard Stern and -- judging from the trailer -- the shock jock turns the tables on Seinfeld and attempts to take the reigns of the show.

One Direction Breaking Up Over Kendall Jenner? — Harry Styles Will Not Leave

Kendall is a threat to the guys of One Direction, who feel that she's taking up too much of Harry's time, claimed a new report -- but would he ever let her break up the band? Harry Styles isn't hea...

Have You Ever Heard Of Seal Beach?!

"WAIT. You're telling me there is a beach where I can just hang out with seals?!" - You.

George Will On Christie Scandal: The 'Damage Has Been Done'

That came amid allegations Christie may have made inaccurate statements during a news conference about lane closures on the George Washington Bridge, in which Christie denied any prior knowledge of the closures. On Friday afternoon, a lawyer for a…

Disney Reviving 'Chip 'N Dale' For A Live-Action Feature (Exclusive)

Chip ‘n’ Dale, Disney’s classic cartoon chipmunk duo, is being revived with the goal of becoming a big-screen feature. The studio has picked up a pitch from Robert Rugan, an award-winning commercials director, who is writing an updated take on the characters in what is being envisioned as a live-action/CG hybrid. Mandeville Films/TV, the Disney-based production shingle run by David Hoberman and Todd Lieberman that is also behind the studio’s Muppets franchise, is producing.

‘American Horror Story’ Season 4: Circus? — Ryan Murphy Reveals All

The third season finale of  'American Horror Story' aired on Jan. 29, and fans are already chomping at the bit to find out what the new setting will be for the show's next season. Find out what 'AH...

Animation Legend Arthur Rankin Jr. Dies At 89

Arthur Rankin Jr., the animator, producer and director behind the whimsical holiday stop-motion TV specials Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and Frosty the Snowman, has died. He was 89. Rankin died Thursday at his home by Harrington Sound in Bermuda, The Royal Gazette newspaper reported.

20 Years Later, ‘Reality Bites’ Is Still A Perfect Portrait Of Aimless Early Adulthood

If you think the current zeitgeist is oversaturated with millennials and listless, post-graduate 20-somethings of the Hannah Horvath ilk, just turn your nostalgia dial back two decades to February 1994, when Ben Stiller’s directorial debut, Reality…

4 Reasons Bitcoin Hoarders Are Screwed

Well, before you get too giddy, know that Bitcoin isn't wizard money and has some pretty significant downsides, namely ...

Overhaul Your Beauty Routine With Small Changes For 7 Weeks

In just 7 weeks, your beauty look will be entirely refreshed

Oscar Winner Pens Letter Accusing Academy Of Christian 'Bigotry' In Song Flap (Exclusive)

Gerald Molen, an Oscar-winning producer of Schindler's List, is accusing the Academy of discriminating against a religious movie in revoking its nomination in the best song category.

Vote: Worst Dining Hall Food - CollegeHumor Toplist

Is there anything better than a hot dog wrapped in a waffle covered in soft serve? Yes. Most things actually. Now go vote for the worst dining hall ... Vote "Vote: Worst Dining Hall Food" and more funny toplists on CollegeHumor

Shakira And Rihanna Star In Possibly The Hottest Video Ever, 'Can't Remember To Forget You'

Grammy-winning singer has a new album on the way, and the sexy Colombian just released the video for her brand new single, "Can't Remember To Forget You" featuring Rihanna. The video premiered Thursday and has already racked up nearly 16 million…

Mila Kunis Pregnancy Vitamins: Actress Pregnant With Ashton Kutcher’s Baby?

Mila Kunis is taking pregnancy vitamins, according to a new report! Pregnancy buzz surrounds the 'Friends With Benefits' star, who reportedly loves talking about having babies with her boyfriend, A...

Miley Cyrus, Robin Thicke Avoid Each Other In Public After MTV VMAs Performance

Dancing With the Stars alum Karina Smirnoff helps Us Weekly recap the week's hottest stories, including Miley Cyrus' feud with Robin Thicke after their racy MTV VMAs duet

‘Full House’ Sequel Confirmed — New John Stamos Interview

Do you miss your familiar friends, waiting just around the bend? Well, it sounds like you might not have to wait too long to see them again, because a Full House sequel (of sorts) is in the works! During an epic appearance on Watch What Happens…

If Facebook Engagement Annoucement Comments Were Honest

You should see thier Honest Gift Registry, all is says is "Money"

Lana Del Rey Unrecognizable Without Makeup On Anna Brevanou's Blog

Lana Del Rey is known for its fabulous and retro video clip of the particular voice and the old Hollywood style. To her makeup is usually bright and never forgets to paint her lips and put eyeliner! Her appearances without makeup are rare and there are few who have seen the

OK! Quick Pics: Selena Gomez Rocks A Pair Of Amazing Ripped Jeans, Plus More Celeb Sightings!

From swanky red carpets to everyday errands, check out OK! Quick Pics below for our favorite celeb photos of the day featuring Selena Gomez, Aaron Paul, Vanessa Hudgens, and more!

6 Tips To Do Better On Your Next Test

An experienced professor offers suggestions for how to do better before and during your next test for the best possible score

TSA Screener: Yes, We Laughed At Your X-Rays

(Newser) – A former TSA employee has written a first-person piece for Politico Magazine, that, in the words of Ed Morrissey at Hot Air, "confirms pretty much everything we suspected about the…

15 One Direction Songs That Sound Like Other Songs

"Up All Night" trying to figure out where you've heard that song before? Hopefully this list will help.

19 Reasons Andy Dwyer Is Your Spirit Animal

Bert Macklan is truly an angel without wings.

Keystone Review Mutes Environmental Concerns, Raises Pressure On Obama

The long-delayed Keystone XL pipeline got a major boost on Friday as a key State Department review raised no major environmental concerns, muting pipeline foes' main argument and raising pressure on the Obama administration to make a final decision.

Lindsay Bottos' Selfies Project Shows How Much Commenters Hate Women

The project, called “Anonymous,” take screen shots of anonymous comments posted over selfies. It’s a work in progress, but already a pretty powerful look at the hateful things that commenters feel emboldened to say without their names attached. She…

New Streaming Titles On Netflix January 31

It’s Super Bowl weekend! That may be super exciting for some of you, and others not so much. If you’d like to be doing anything other than football this weekend, here’s an idea: Check out the new titles on Netflix.

Man Says He Spent 16 Months Lost At Sea

(Newser) – No, this isn't the plot of Life of Pi retold, but it sure sounds like it. A bearded, emaciated man wearing only tattered underpants washed onto a remote Pacific atoll in the…

Teacher Builds Quiet Fortune, Leaves $8M To Charity

(Newser) – Margaret Southern lived a private life in her modest South Carolina townhouse. She taught special-needs kids, looked after her ailing brother, drove the same 1980s Cadillac for…

What Does This 12 Years A Slave Ad Mean Exactly By “It’s Time”?

A quarter-page ad for 12 Years a Slave appears in the New York Times today, and it follows a familiar pattern for films of its caliber. It prominently touts its nine Oscar nominations, including one for Best Picture; displays a still from the…

Ways To Make Sex Extra Romantic

For those nights when you want to emphasize the

Things New Englanders Will Learn About Driving In Southern California

There should be a west coast driving manual...

25 'PornHub Comments On Stock Photos' That Are Very Dirty Yet Generic

'Real Pornhub comments. With a little help from some stock photos.' via Tumblr NSFW-ish

13 Awesome Childhood Toys That Made Bath Time Great

Nothing made you want to get an bathtub quicker than having one of these bad boys to play with.

Why Is Everyone Freaking Out Over Pubic Hair?

Refinery29 discusses the recent resurgence of "natural" pubic hair.

Paz De La Huerta Goes Fully Nude In New Psycho Thriller 'Nurse 3D' (NSFW)

Actress Paz de le Huerta is no stranger to nudity in her roles. You've probably seen her bare it all as Lucy on Boardwalk Empire. Or in this fully nude spread in Playboy's January/Feburary 2013 issue. But her newest role finds her as a sex-crazed…

10 Crazy Plot Twists The Walking Dead Needs To Do

We've had a lot of time to think with The Walking Dead gone, so some of these are a little "creative."

Pork Map: William Emerson Baker's Porcinegraph Of The United States

Blogger John Ptak recently included this delightful “Porcineograph” in a roundup of strange maps of the United States. The map was commissioned in 1875 by a former sewing-machine magnate, William Emerson Baker.

6 Sex Moves For When It's Freezing Outside

Don't let your chattering teeth and chapped lips kill the mood.

Baking Soda and Vinegar - Mustard Challenge - Tongue Frozen to Pole | Top Challenges #32

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California Spends $1.37M On ObamaCare Web Stream Featuring Richard Simmons

Facing a $78 million budget shortfall, California’s Obamacare exchange has spent $1.37 million to fund an outreach video featuring exercise guru Richard Simmons gyrating on the floor and hugging a contortionist who is kneeling with his buttocks in…

Happy Birthday, Justin Timberlake! You're A Dick

Justin rubs me the wrong way because it’s evident that he has the biggest head in show business (and if you think I’m alone in this opinion, a quick scroll through the JT archives of our sister site Crushable will help you see the light). You just…

Leah Vincent, Deborah Feldman, And Our Cultural Fascination With Orthodox Jewish Memoirs

Memoirs are a minefield for everybody involved. In these post-James Frey times, authors often have to deflect accusations of fibbing or embellishing facts. Readers, meanwhile, risk learning that any given memoir could be penned by somebody who just…

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