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February 1, 2014

No explanation needed.

"if you haven’t done something amazing, don’t forget to try."

Guaranteed to blow you away.

Environmentalists and other opponents of the Keystone XL Pipeline are ramping up their opposition to the project following the release Friday of a  largely favorable State Department report -- vowing to hold vigils, jump into the November elections…

The man must love cars -- it's his second auto show in a month.

Mia Farrow's daughter Dylan Farrow published an open letter in the New York Times on Saturday in which she describes being sexually assaulted by Woody Allen. Updated — Feb. 2, 5:30 p.m ET: A spokesperson for Woody Allen called Farrow's allegations "untrue and disgraceful."

Jay Leno is prepared to go out on a high note. Less than a week ahead of his Feb. 6 sign-off, The Tonight Show host sees his best overnight ratings in 15 months. Friday's Tonight Show averaged a 3.9 rating and 9 share among households. The last time Leno approached those numbers was during the 2012 election when President Obama sat down for an interview. It was Tonight's biggest Friday showing since NBC's…

Who says it's lonely at the top? Fresh off her Jan. 26 Grammy wins for Best Pop Solo Performance and Song of the Year, Lorde stepped out with boyfriend James Lowe in Auckland, New Zealand, on Thursday, Jan. 30.

Nina Dobrev is gorgeous in her gear as she attends the 2014 DirecTV Beach Bowl held during 2014 Super Bowl Weekend at Pier 40 on Saturday afternoon (February 1) in New York City.

These are the reasons Broadway fans are willing to pay to see these shows

Christie attended the Super Bowl Hand Off ceremony with the governors of New York and Arizona Saturday.

These guys know how to make the most of their life. And some of them don't even have opposable thumbs

Vai chover na sua horta.

There's a beginning, end, and at least 1 climax.

Pueden no ser doctores o abogados, ¡pero pueden interpretarlos en la televisión! Todos los hombres que reciben el sello de aprobación de un rabino (el rabino siendo yo y no un verdadero rabino).

Kim Anami's vaginal weight lifting video is intended to be funny. But, are we the only ones rolling our eyes?

The Colby Fire burned more than 1,700 acres northeast of Los Angeles on Jan. 16.

The NBA awaits him.

Just when we thought things couldn't get any crazier with Justin, a new photo has surfaced of the singer sucking on a stripper's breast along with his rapper friend Khalil. You can't make this stuf...

Darnell Summers, a fast food fry cook, joined President Obama on Friday for his first ever live Google Hangout. Summers told the president about his troubles making ends meet earning $7.25 an hour and how he has been on strike four times to increase his wages. Summers also told Obama how his work hours have been "broken down to part-time to avoid paying health insurance." He asked how Congress and the president could help him and people like him "survive." In his response, Obama urged Congress to pass a minimum wage increase, but did not address the health care part of the question.

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Seriously. His name is Jojo. Follow him @iamvcute

Step aside peasants. It's like Brad Pitt got tough and British.

My pal Randy Halverson is one of the best time-lapse videographers out there. I’ve been posting his work here for years (see Related Posts below), so I was very happy to hear he’s got another one out: “Huelux”. He shot this over the course of a few…

These modest wedding dresses are the antidote to the poufy strapless. Bonus: most of these can be bought online.

With Valentine’s Day approaching, love is in the air. Ignoring the whole corporate manufactured holiday thing, we can’t think of a better way to get you in the mood for love than with a fun, vintage book about sex. Part curious time capsule, part…

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It's been a great year for the 1D hottie! Not only has he gotten closer to some of the most stunning girls this year, but his band is doing better than ever! Happy 20th birthday to Harry Styles! Th...

Animal lovers, rejoice! There is a new, up and coming, community based social media site all about animals and the people who love them. "The Dodo" features trending stories about animals from across the world using photos, videos, gifs and more. The website covers conservation movements, environmental issues, and even cute kittens just like on Buzzfeed. You can join the website and become apart of the community, sharing posts, videos, pictures; anything you feel important enough for the world to see.

Don't Blink!

If the advertising world was more honest you'd probably still buy all this shit. (Special thanks to the creative minds over at Honest Slogans)  1.    2.   3.   5.   6.   7.   8.   9.   10.  11.   12.  13.   14.   15.   16.   ...

TO THE WINDOOOOOOWWWWWW.

Lamar Odom is getting used to life without Khloe Kardashian after their painful split, but he still misses her and the 'good times they shared,' a source tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY. Lamar ...

(Newser) – A wealthy British man asked his ex-wife to stay on as his housekeeper after he moved another woman into the home they shared—and couldn't understand why the offer made his partner…

The day after officials allowed evacuated residents back to their homes, a deadly volcano erupted.

You voted — here are the results.

Animals sure like to do it.

50 million followers can't be wrong!

Jennifer Aniston keeps a low profile as she heads out of Crossroads restaurant after attending the birthday celebration of her pal Portia de Rossi on Friday night (January 31) in West Hollywood, Calif.

Classic Rob.

President Obama’s job approval rating is hovering at a meager 41 percent or so this month. But not to worry – residents in the nation’s capital still love him.

Bueno, algunos de estos consejos y trucos pueden ser útiles para los chicos también.

While teasers were released last week, the latest Bud Light Super Bowl commercial was revealed in its entirety on Friday, and it promises to be one wild ride!  The hidden camera-style commercial opens with a normal looking guy in a bar being approached by a beautiful girl -- drinking a Bud Light, of course -- who sets the stage for adventure from the outset by asking: "If I give you this [beer] are you up…

NEW YORK (MainStreet) — With an estimated 40% of U.S food being wasted annually, the average family of four throws away anywhere from $1,365 to 2,275 a year. This problem is entirely avoidable; it only takes understanding when foods are safe to eat…

A little over a week ago, Oprah‘s money tore a hole through the universe by allowing Lindsay Lohan to show up to Sundance and announce she’d be starring in a new movie despite spending the past two years filming made-for-TV and direct-to-video…

(Newser) – A weird one from Maine, where school officials say a 13-year-old girl suffered first- and second-degree burns when her iPhone caught fire in her pants, reports WMTW. The trouble…

J-Law is just like Us! Jennifer Lawrence didn't let her sexy white costume dress get in the way of her snack break on the set of American Hustle. The Oscar-nominated film's costume designer, Michael Wilkinson, tells Vanity Fair he created four…

Professional football's closet door isn't just closed; it's locked.

Can you make it through this video without saying "Awww"?

Retro weddings are so in right now, so why not take inspiration from the cuties that actually got hitched back when cat eye glasses and big hair were all the rage?

Featuring the best son in the world giving his mom a Super Bowl surprise, a man's emotional reunion with the stranger who saved his life, and the finest, cutest hamster actors of our time.

I think we all owe it to Bill Murray to let him star in NBC's reboot.

I can stand where he stood? *faints*

The distance sure isn't easy, but it's worth every moment.

Yeah, nuff' said. Baby pandas at the Chengdu Panda Base in China love this wooden slide just like a couple of kids on a playground.

LadyBits breaks down 5 things you probably don't know about menstruation.

If it wasn't for pictures and videos of cute baby animals, the Internet as we know it would probably cease to exist. But we feel that such widespread dissemination of cuteness may be giving you the wrong idea of what's actually out there; the truth,…

Liam Hemsworth is all bundled up while arriving on the set of his highly anticipated movie The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1 on Friday (January 31) in Atlanta, Georgia.

"This report from the Obama administration once again confirms that there is no reason for the White House to continue stalling construction of the Keystone XL Pipeline," Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell said in a statement. "So, Mr.…

Take Alison Brie, for instance, who went on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night to tell a quaint little tale about getting her vagina touched by a stranger. What fun! She had been trying for forever to get an appointment with this famous chiropractor dude,…

Na verdade, estar solteiro não é tão ruim assim.

Face it, February is rough. Eat to make it better.

Siempre estamos marchando al redoble de nuestro propio tambor. En realidad, no es nuestro propio tambor, era de nuestro hermano mayor pero igual estamos marchando.

When your emotional barriers are low you just can't help it. We won't judge you.

This post originally appeared in Business Insider. Most people know that Amanda Knox—"Foxy Knoxy"—is the pretty American student who was arrested and found guilty of the stabbing death of her British roommate in Italy, during a "sex game" gone…

Happy Harry Styles' 20th birthday to everybody!

The internet never lies, right?

By the time you've paid your rent, bought your furniture, and forked over cash for toilet paper, the last thing you want is to drop more dough.

Even later in life, I discovered something most unusual, and that was that not everyone orgasms the same way. Some people use Zest! And yet others eschew a soapy left hand thrust deep in a crack altogether and have discovered bizarre new ways of…

An Islamic organization once listed by the Justice Department as a co-conspirator in a high-profile terror case is among many groups that have received thousands in federal farm subsidies, without producing any crops.

A list of serial-dating celebrities who are always in a relationship, apparently hate being single or something.

In the polarized atmosphere of Washington, President Obama may have found that rare idea with bi-partisan appeal - his plan for new, federally-backed savings accounts for low and middle income wage earners called MyRA, short for My Retirement…

Nothing gets us ready to shop faster than a new label launch. And then when we see the designs on actual celebs at the designs’ debut? (hosted by fashion mega-site NET-A-PORTER, we might add) The process of making wish-lists is expedited to the…

Good news, cord-cutters (and cord-nevers): For the third year running, the Super Bowl will be streamed live online for free in the United States. This year you can watch the Super Bowl live on Fox Sports Go starting at 6:30 p.m. eastern time. The…

BRB, booking tickets to Helsinki.

An anthem dedicated to your mom's favorite place to sit in the summer.

He tried to forget you, he tried to stay away, but it's too late.

Super Bowl XLVIII is happening, people. How are you going to help your team win?

Ryan Phillippe rips off his shirt to give radio host Robin Quivers a lap dance during the Howard Stern Birthday Bash held at Hammerstein Ballroom on Friday (January 31) in New York City.

Time to find out whether you're Miss World, or more of a Cornflake Girl.

Superhero films have gone from strength to strength with each passing year since Blade and X-Men lit up the box office. With Marvels The Avengers (none of that silly assemble business here thank you!) becoming the third highest grossing film ever behind Titanic and Avatar respectively and amassing huge amounts of cash; superhero films are a big business. Sadly there are two bad films for every good so in no particular order here are my least favourite comic book movies and why they should be avoided!

A new environmental assessment from the State Department that raised no major environmental concerns on long-delayed Keystone XL pipeline isn't the last step in deciding whether the pipeline can be built, the White House said late Friday.

Disney's hit Frozen continues to make headlines in its 10th weekend in nationwide release as a new sing-along version of the film sparks renewed interest among moviegoers. According to early Friday matinee returns, Frozen is No. 1 at the North American box office, where the sing-along is rolling out in 2,057 theaters. (The film's total location count is 2,754.)

Police searched Justin Bieber’s private jet plane for drugs on Friday. The singer had chartered the plane for the Super Bowl in New Jersey, and it was held at Teterboro airport after coming in from Canada.

Your parents say they love you and your siblings equally, but let's be real.

No eggs, no bacon, no problem.

Travel without leaving home. No passport required.

As the price of propane hits another high, some Washington lawmakers are asking whether the nationwide spike is the result of something more than just simple supply and demand.

Like a fine wine, he gets better with age. Happy Birthday Harry!

Wine, Louis Vuitton, and Christie Brinkley -- yes, these are three things that definitely get better with age! On Feb. 2, the model is turning 60, but you would never know! Christie Brinkley may be...

Thousands have rallied against Western Australia's catch-and-kill policy.

La que salen todo el tiempo.

President Obama used a recent interview to blame congress multiple times for failing to advance his agenda.

Community’s fifth season has, thus far, spent much of its time taking care of old business. First order of said business was jump-starting the show in light of Dan Harmon’s return as show-runner; we had to tie up the loose ends, explain the…

Kourtney Kardashian has lashed out at her fellow plane passengers on Twitter for reprimanding her children.

Twenty-five percent of Russian men die before age 55, the average life expectancy for Russian men is age 64, and many blame vodka, researchers say.

After a fallow couple of months, the music industry is, like the Death Star, fully operational again — and that means there’s a heap of new music to hear. As ever, we’ve combed the release schedules for the ten albums that we reckon will be worth…

These famed athletes not only competed in the Olympics—they looked sensational while doing it.

Wear your heart on your hands.

February 13th is only the best day of the year!

Comedy worlds collide in the season-three finale of Jerry Seinfeld's web series Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. The comedian welcomes Howard Stern and -- judging from the trailer -- the shock jock turns the tables on Seinfeld and attempts to take the reigns of the show.

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Kendall is a threat to the guys of One Direction, who feel that she's taking up too much of Harry's time, claimed a new report -- but would he ever let her break up the band? Harry Styles isn't hea...

"WAIT. You're telling me there is a beach where I can just hang out with seals?!" - You.

That came amid allegations Christie may have made inaccurate statements during a news conference about lane closures on the George Washington Bridge, in which Christie denied any prior knowledge of the closures. On Friday afternoon, a lawyer for a…

Chip ‘n’ Dale, Disney’s classic cartoon chipmunk duo, is being revived with the goal of becoming a big-screen feature. The studio has picked up a pitch from Robert Rugan, an award-winning commercials director, who is writing an updated take on the characters in what is being envisioned as a live-action/CG hybrid. Mandeville Films/TV, the Disney-based production shingle run by David Hoberman and Todd Lieberman that is also behind the studio’s Muppets franchise, is producing.

The third season finale of  'American Horror Story' aired on Jan. 29, and fans are already chomping at the bit to find out what the new setting will be for the show's next season. Find out what 'AH...

Arthur Rankin Jr., the animator, producer and director behind the whimsical holiday stop-motion TV specials Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and Frosty the Snowman, has died. He was 89. Rankin died Thursday at his home by Harrington Sound in Bermuda, The Royal Gazette newspaper reported.

If you think the current zeitgeist is oversaturated with millennials and listless, post-graduate 20-somethings of the Hannah Horvath ilk, just turn your nostalgia dial back two decades to February 1994, when Ben Stiller’s directorial debut, Reality…

Well, before you get too giddy, know that Bitcoin isn't wizard money and has some pretty significant downsides, namely ...

Meow. (Cat)

In just 7 weeks, your beauty look will be entirely refreshed

Gerald Molen, an Oscar-winning producer of Schindler's List, is accusing the Academy of discriminating against a religious movie in revoking its nomination in the best song category.

Is there anything better than a hot dog wrapped in a waffle covered in soft serve? Yes. Most things actually. Now go vote for the worst dining hall ... Vote "Vote: Worst Dining Hall Food" and more funny toplists on CollegeHumor

Grammy-winning singer has a new album on the way, and the sexy Colombian just released the video for her brand new single, "Can't Remember To Forget You" featuring Rihanna. The video premiered Thursday and has already racked up nearly 16 million…

Mila Kunis is taking pregnancy vitamins, according to a new report! Pregnancy buzz surrounds the 'Friends With Benefits' star, who reportedly loves talking about having babies with her boyfriend, A...

Dancing With the Stars alum Karina Smirnoff helps Us Weekly recap the week's hottest stories, including Miley Cyrus' feud with Robin Thicke after their racy MTV VMAs duet

Do you miss your familiar friends, waiting just around the bend? Well, it sounds like you might not have to wait too long to see them again, because a Full House sequel (of sorts) is in the works! During an epic appearance on Watch What Happens…

You should see thier Honest Gift Registry, all is says is "Money"

Lana Del Rey is known for its fabulous and retro video clip of the particular voice and the old Hollywood style. To her makeup is usually bright and never forgets to paint her lips and put eyeliner! Her appearances without makeup are rare and there are few who have seen the

Yeah, bitch.

From swanky red carpets to everyday errands, check out OK! Quick Pics below for our favorite celeb photos of the day featuring Selena Gomez, Aaron Paul, Vanessa Hudgens, and more!

An experienced professor offers suggestions for how to do better before and during your next test for the best possible score

(Newser) – A former TSA employee has written a first-person piece for Politico Magazine, that, in the words of Ed Morrissey at Hot Air, "confirms pretty much everything we suspected about the…

"Up All Night" trying to figure out where you've heard that song before? Hopefully this list will help.

Bert Macklan is truly an angel without wings.

*bangs gavel*

The long-delayed Keystone XL pipeline got a major boost on Friday as a key State Department review raised no major environmental concerns, muting pipeline foes' main argument and raising pressure on the Obama administration to make a final decision.

The project, called “Anonymous,” take screen shots of anonymous comments posted over selfies. It’s a work in progress, but already a pretty powerful look at the hateful things that commenters feel emboldened to say without their names attached. She…

It’s Super Bowl weekend! That may be super exciting for some of you, and others not so much. If you’d like to be doing anything other than football this weekend, here’s an idea: Check out the new titles on Netflix.

(Newser) – No, this isn't the plot of Life of Pi retold, but it sure sounds like it. A bearded, emaciated man wearing only tattered underpants washed onto a remote Pacific atoll in the…

(Newser) – Margaret Southern lived a private life in her modest South Carolina townhouse. She taught special-needs kids, looked after her ailing brother, drove the same 1980s Cadillac for…

A quarter-page ad for 12 Years a Slave appears in the New York Times today, and it follows a familiar pattern for films of its caliber. It prominently touts its nine Oscar nominations, including one for Best Picture; displays a still from the…

For those nights when you want to emphasize the

There should be a west coast driving manual...

Nothing made you want to get an bathtub quicker than having one of these bad boys to play with.

Refinery29 discusses the recent resurgence of "natural" pubic hair.

Actress Paz de le Huerta is no stranger to nudity in her roles. You've probably seen her bare it all as Lucy on Boardwalk Empire. Or in this fully nude spread in Playboy's January/Feburary 2013 issue. But her newest role finds her as a sex-crazed…

We've had a lot of time to think with The Walking Dead gone, so some of these are a little "creative."

Blogger John Ptak recently included this delightful “Porcineograph” in a roundup of strange maps of the United States. The map was commissioned in 1875 by a former sewing-machine magnate, William Emerson Baker.

Don't let your chattering teeth and chapped lips kill the mood.

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Facing a $78 million budget shortfall, California’s Obamacare exchange has spent $1.37 million to fund an outreach video featuring exercise guru Richard Simmons gyrating on the floor and hugging a contortionist who is kneeling with his buttocks in…

Justin rubs me the wrong way because it’s evident that he has the biggest head in show business (and if you think I’m alone in this opinion, a quick scroll through the JT archives of our sister site Crushable will help you see the light). You just…

Memoirs are a minefield for everybody involved. In these post-James Frey times, authors often have to deflect accusations of fibbing or embellishing facts. Readers, meanwhile, risk learning that any given memoir could be penned by somebody who just…

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