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February 21, 2014

13 Reason Why Baby Goats Are The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread

Baby goats versus whole wheat bread? The answer is clear.

25 Movies With Unsimulated Sex

Just because the sex is real doesn't mean it's porn.

This Is The Adorable Resignation Letter A Police Dog Named Kojack Received On His Last Week Of Duty

"This letter authorizes you to keep your house, kennel, squeaky toys, greenies, and rope toys."

Which Amy Poehler Are You?

If only we could be so lucky.

23 Reasons The East Village Still Rocks

The East Village has changed since the '60s, but it's still got character.

Kendall & Kylie Jenner Make One Major Marie Claire Mexico Cover

Teen fashion queens Kendall and Kylie Jenner have scored the March 2014 cover of Marie Claire Mexico.

7 Uselessly Amazing Ways To Pass Your Lazy Day

Here are some ways to avoid falling into the trap of productivity, because getting things done is way overrated.

Taylor Swift's Cat Is The Sassiest Of Them All

See why Taylor Swift's cat just cannot be bothered.

14 Fruit Hacks That Will Simplify Your Life

Easy banana ice cream?! Yes, all of the yes.

LinkedIn Finally Tries To Fix Its Stalker Problem

After an extended campaign, LinkedIn delivers a quiet update. "It was the right thing to do," the company says.

USA's Loss To Canada In One Photo

Today was a crushing loss as the good guys (Team USA) lost to the Evil Empire (Canada) by an embarrassing score of 1-0.

The 13 Stages Of Falling For Someone On Vacation

"It wasn't over, it still isn't over."

10 U.S. Locations For Your Perfect Outdoor Wedding

Is it possible to have 10 wedding ceremonies?

What Actually Is Your Biggest Flaw?

This is why you can't have nice things.

22 Destinations Science Nerds Need To See Before They Die

"There is a single light of science, and to brighten it anywhere is to brighten it everywhere." —Isaac Asimov

Facebook Will Now "Maintain The Visibility" Of Dead Users' Profiles

Facebook will no longer make dead users' profiles private, to "[respect] the choices a person made in life."

First Photos From The Set Of "Sharknado 2"

It's baaaaaack — in the sequel Vivica A. Fox and Mark McGrath are also going to be kicking some shark butt.

UAW Is Challenging The Volkswagen Election Results

They claim Gov. Bill Haslam, Sen. Bob Corker, and others engaged in a "coordinated and widely publicized coercive campaign" against the union.

Fed Transcripts Reveal Who Knew 2008 Was Going To Be A Disaster

The 2008 transcripts from the Federal Reserve's meetings show that the left-leaning Fed presidents and governors closest to the financial industry were the most prescient about the economic crisis.

27 Ways You're As Emotionally Guarded As Drake

"We live in a generation of not being in love and not being together."

What Happens When A Cat Adopts You

When imgur user, hiblue visited his friend at his shop, he had no idea he would be coming home with a new furry best friend.

America's Oldest Black Bookstore Could Lose Its Home

San Francisco’s Marcus Books is fighting to keep its home.

23 Kids That Are Going To Be Hearthrobs Hot In 10 Years

even though being jealous of a toddler is a little pathetic

A Cheesesteak Dance Is Supposed To Make You Want To Buy Car Insurance

There's more to that Cheesesteak Shuffle ad.

12 Incredible Facts You Never Knew About Farts

Don't just break wind. Destroy it.

This Street Photographer's Adorable Dog Portraits Will Make Your Day

Try not to squeal throughout this entire post.

13 Controversial U.S. Deportation Stories

Last year, Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) deported over 350,000 people.

Ugandan President Signals Possible Further Delay In Signing Anti-Gay Bill

In a new statement, Yoweri Museveni also called out Obama and "western groups that come to our schools and try to recruit our children into homosexuality."

10 Things You Should Never Do At A Bar Lead The Daily Links

Plus 5 reasons U.S.A. shouldn't be too sad about losing to Canada, the 17 most uncomfortable Game of Thrones moments, and why you should stop drinking coffee in the morning.

How Italians Deal With Illness

This winter has been one of the worst winters in recent memory. Close quarters on public transportation, everyone staying home and inside, and the constant fluctuations between hot and cold makes it very likely that you will get sick very soon. This is how Italians get through the cold and flu season.

21 Things You Have To Explain To Out-of-towners About LA

We've all had visitors who show up here to couch-crash, carless, and -- while you may be laughing at their face while they talk about "just taking public transportation" while they're in town -- it's not really their fault that they have NO IDEA…

Over 250 Copies Of Anne Frank's Diary Found Mysteriously Mutilated In Tokyo's Public Libraries

Several pages from copies of The Diary of a Young Girl by Anne Frank have been found torn or ripped out in 31 public libraries in Tokyo.

The Definitive Ranking Of This Season's Girl Scout Cookies

Be prepared. *Holds up three fingers*

25 Signs Dieting Just Isn't For You

Nothing feels as good as cookies taste.

11 Things The Last Two Days Of U.S.A. Hockey Have Felt Like

Twenty-eight hours ago, we were up 2-0 on the Canadian women's team. And then it all went to hell.

9 Feature Stories We’re Reading This Week: Inside Frats And Wall Street, And The Fall Of Intrade

This week for BuzzReads, Andrew Rice examines the rise and demise of a website that allowed you to gamble on current events. Read that and these other great stories from around BuzzFeed and the web.

21 Anthologies Every Author Should Own

Before you write, you gotta read.

American Eagle May Shine Brightest In "Post-Apocalyptic Future Of Teen Retail," Analysts Say

Investment bank Jefferies sent clients a note Friday titled "Teenage Wasteland: Assessing the Post-Apocalyptic Future of Teen Retail." According to its survey of more than 1,000 teens, American Eagle has more "brand relevance" than rivals Aeropostale and Abercrombie & Fitch.

A German Supermarket Made The Most Gloriously Entertaining Commercial You'll See Today

You may not understand all the words, but swag is universal.

This Almost Naked Photo Of Alexander Skarsgard Is The Best Thing To Happen To Humanity Ever

A photo of the actor in his boxers at the South Pole was just released. IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL.

Los Mejores Y Peores Vestidos De Premio Lo Nuestro 2014

Ayer en la noche fue la celebración anual de Premio lo Nuestro. Como todos los años, los mejores nombres de la música latina llegaron vestidos de gala para caminar en la alfombra roja. Aquí te mostramos los mejores y peores looks de la noche. Déjanos saber que piensas en los comentarios.

A Ranking Of Winter Olympic Sports By How Fun They'd Be To Do Drunk

Tell me you've never dreamed of sliding down the luge track after a few drinks and I will call you a liar, sir.

7 Laci Green Videos To Make Your Sex Life Better

Laci Green gets it that your sexuality is connected not only to the physical act, but to our personal relationships, the messages society gives, the way we think, and our personal body images. Plus, she's funny, eloquent, and generally AWESOME. May her wisdom wash over you. For more Laci: Youtube | Tumblr

The Encyclopedia Of Jim Carrey's Best Faces

A face for any and all situations.

Here's The Tim Riggins Of "Friday Night Lights"-Inspired Poetry You've Been Waiting For

"I love you so much I want to bury my fist into your chest."

Pope Francis Speaks English In iPhone Video For Evangelical Conference

"Let us give each other a spiritual hug." The leader of the Catholic Church recorded a special message about Christian unity.

You Know You're An Alpha Gam If...

"Inspire the woman. Impact the world."

The Stages Of An All-Nighter

You have an essay due tomorrow? Welcome to hell.

Watch This Heartwarming Rescue Of Deer On A Frozen Lake

This rescue story involves hovercrafts, GoPros, and two cute deer stuck on a frozen lake. Thanks to some Minnesotan ingenuity, this story has a happy ending!

Sir Ian McKellen And Sir Patrick Stewart Bring Their Bromance To BuzzFeed Brews

BuzzFeed sits down with Sir Ian McKellen and Sir Patrick Stewart, LIVE from 5–5:45 p.m. ET. Consider it our love letter to the internet.

Where Should You Actually Live In New York City?

Find out where you truly belong in the concrete jungle where dreams are made of.

Esta série fotográfica incrível retrata casais gays por todo o mundo

Braden Summers viajou por seis países diferentes para mostrar que não importa onde você esteja, o amor é igual.

Drunk NBC

Have you ever wondered what NBC would be like if Hoda and Kathie Lee were in charge of programming?

How Many Drinks Does It Take To Make A Raymond Carver Story?

We’re celebrating the 38th anniversary of Carver’s first published short story collection by tallying the epic imbibing in his tales.

The Most Ridiculous Finale To Any Japanese Comic Series Ever

Probs NSFW for comedic gore. What happens when editors decide to abruptly cancel a Japanese comic mid-series?

10 Confessions From People Who Had No Idea If They Were On A Date Or Not

Here are 10 true stories from people who tried, with varying degrees of success, to answer the eternal question: "Is this a date?"

Why We Need To Let Go Of "Let It Go"

Let us go, Elsa. LET US GO.

Did You Know They Give Out Awards To Hedge Funds?

Because apparently tons of money isn't enough.

These People Raised A Lot Of Money During The Government Shutdown

The government shutdown was good for fundraising.

27 cães que certamente farão você sorrir

Aposto que já está sorrindo só de pensar neles!

"Daily Show" Audience Laughs At Ronan Farrow's Assertion That MSNBC Is A "Serious News Network"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry; they've seen the [Daily Show]." — Jon Stewart

27 Perros que ciertamente te harán sonreír

¡Apuesto que estás sonriendo sólo de pensar en estos buenos perros!

7 Online Subscriptions You Should Be Utilizing

While there seem to be subscription services popping up daily, there are a few standouts that are doing it right and providing awesome sh*t.

16 cosas que únicamente las personas con nombres realmente genéricos entenderán

Mi nombre significa "mis padres no son creativos" en español.

Las 18 entrepiernas más apretadas de los Juegos Olímpicos de Invierno

Podría decirse que la parte más importante de los Juegos Olímpicos son las entrepiernas apretadas.

Alaskan Klee Kais Are Basically Miniature Huskies And Everyone Needs One

Alaskan Klee Kais are the most underrated dog ever. How have we never heard of these??

Republican Governors Association Spokesman's Unfortunate Twitter Background

RGA spokesman Jon Thompson's background features New Jersey governor and RGA chair Chris Christie, former Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell, and Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker.

24 Wedding Fails That Will Make You Never Want To Get Married

Here comes the AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Phobias You Won't Believe Exist

You have nothing to fear but everything.

31 Impossibly Unrealistic Penis Cakes

That bachelorette party was all fun and games until someone sliced into that coconut-flavored scrotum. NSFW.

17 Dogs Wearing Glasses

Nearsighted or farsighted? Better go to the dogtometrist!

13 Signs You Need To Spice Up Your Sex Life

Consider this your orgasm intervention

16 German Words That Perfectly Describe How You Feel Right Now

Our gift to you on International Mother Language Day is a list of our favorite German words that are simply untranslatable. Enjoy!

This Rebel Commander Is Fighting Extremists In Syria — Is It Enough To Get U.S. Support?

Jamal Maarouf was among the first to take up arms against Bashar al-Assad — now he's leading the fight against ISIS. "We will continue this war until we drive them from Syria."

Why Ashley Wagner Is Wrong About Figure Skating

It's OK to question your sport's judging system; it's not OK to pander to mass media at the expense of good sportsmanship.

Pharrell Is Auctioning Off His Legendary Giant Hat For Charity

The hat heard around the world can be YOURS TODAY. Actually, in nine days and six hours when the auction is over.

Elizabeth Olsen Is Forced To Pick Her Favorite Sister

Find out which Olsen twin Elizabeth Olsen likes best.

16 Reasons Why "Starship Troopers" Is The Best Movie Ever Made

"Come on, you apes! You wanna live forever?"

18 Times Tom Hiddleston Was Utterly Perfect

Does he ever take time off from being wonderful?

If "Rapunzel" Was A Cat Lady

Fairy tale improved by a whole nest of CATS. A comic by Cat Versus Human!

29 Lies You Tell Yourself Every Day

We're all just trying to get by, alright?

How Should You Actually Dress For Your Body Type?

The only fashion rule you'll need to follow.

This Restaurant Has The Perfect Response To Arizona's New Religious Discrimination Bill

Looks like #TheNewSegregation is off to a stellar start.

15 Signs You're A Stuffed Animal Hoarder

Appropriate for ages 3 and up. I'm over 3, still counts.

Jason Collins Works Out For Clippers, Nets In Latest Attempt To Rejoin The NBA

If Collins finally signs with an NBA team, he would become the first openly gay athlete to play in any of North America's four traditional major team sports.

39 Catchphrases Real "Friends" Fans Use On A Regular Basis

Because it's hard to survive the day without a little help from your Friends.

This Rescued Florida Panther Kitten Is Actually Too Cute

Part of an endangered breed, biologists discovered the abandoned kitten weeks ago nonresponsive and with a dangerously low body temperature. Now the kitten is totally healthy at Tampa's Lowry Park Zoo.

Harry Styles Look A Little Bit Strange On Jimmy Fallon

Like we've never seen him before.

Which Beer Style Are You?

Enjoy responsibly.

Which One Of Jesus' Disciples Are You?

Reveal your New Testament alter ego.

A Black History Of Stereotyping

How stereotypes in mass media affected me and some of my black peers

21 Sexy Ways To Eat Spam

Yes, that Spam.

39 Reasons To Move To Toronto

Time to make your way to the Great White North.

The REAL Truth About Toxins

Raise your hand if you’ve heard or uttered the words “I’m on a detox” this year. Everyone? Okay. Well, have you ever taken a moment to ponder what, exactly, are these dastardly toxins we’re desperately trying to purge? Are they a legitimate threat?… Want even more R29? Get the latest news, tips, and can't-resist stories delivered straight to your newsfeed, in real time.

Congressional Progressives Want To Know Why Obama Won't Meet With Them

"He has to answer why he has not been able to meet with us," Rep. Keith Ellison told BuzzFeed. "I'm sure he's busy, but he's working on stuff we're also working on."

Bro, How Awesome Was "Turtles In Time"?

Dude, it was...awesome.

"Pretty Little Liars" Actress Stars In The Head And The Heart's Latest Video

Leading lady, Troian Bellisario, shines in "Another Story."

9 Reasons To Follow AvianRecon On Instagram

1. These birds are badasses.

In Defense Of Ellen Page's Fashion Sense, Which Is Absolutely Perfect

A tabloid recently stated the actress dresses "like a massive man." Looks like it's time for a quick schooling on Page's tomboy flawlessness.

18 Kids Who Just Know Their Dad Is The Greatest

Think your father is NUMERO UNO? These guys would beg to differ.

As 18 piores patas de camelo dos Jogos Olímpicos de Inverno

Indiscutivelmente, o mais importante dos Jogos Olímpicos são as patas de camelo.

Kurt Cobain's Hometown Celebrated His Birthday With A Terrible Statue Of Him Crying

"We should have done this a whole heckuva long time ago," said the Aberdeen mayor.

Le monde quand vous êtes sobre vs. quand vous êtes bourré

Jamais une pizza ne vous a paru aussi belle.

18 Things The Walking Dead Taught Me About People

In lieu of the fantastical return of AMC's The Walking Dead, I thought I would share what this show really tells us about humanity.

Twitter's Favourite Swear Words Revealed

An academic report carried out by researchers the Ohio Center of Excellence in Knowledge-enabled Computing reveals the following quite interesting facts. NSFW language.

La versión Argentina de House of Cards

#CasaDeNaipes muestra como sería la versión Argentina de House of Cards.

What Will Your Kid Be When They Grow Up?

Find out how much you'll be able brag in line at the market.

Andrew Adonis Gets On The Buses In The Battle To Be Mayor Of London

The former Labour cabinet minister considers emerging from the shadows and mounting an election campaign.

13 Unexpected Moisturizing Tips To Get You Through Winter

Condition your leg hair and put on some lotion jeans. 'Cuz it's been a long, hard winter.

Strangers Came Together On The Side Of A Highway To Help A Woman Give CPR To Her Infant Nephew

Incredible photos of the whole event were captured by a local news photographer who happened to pull over to help.

Old People Are Adorably Terrible At Flappy Bird

"What is this game called, 'Suicide'?"

Homobiles Is San Francisco's Queer And Community-Based Answer To Uber

“In the end it’s the queers that are going to look out for the queers. No one else is going to do that.”

If "Friends" Had Used Suggested Hashtags

Don't forget to tweet using the hashtag #shegotofftheplane.

18 Times Benedict Cumberbatch Looked Like An Absolute GOD In A Suit

Because, let's face it, no one wears a suit better.

Egyptian Journalists Fear Their Names Will Be Forgotten Amid Media Crackdown

"Journalism is not terrorism, regardless of nationality."

Can You Identify The European Countries By Their Outlines?

Remember: Italy looks like a boot. OR DOES IT?!

7 Creative Posters That Challenge Russia's Homosexuality Laws

The #HomoPromo campaign by Albion London, in support of Stonewall, encourages protest against Russia’s homosexuality legislation. Via #homopromo.

30 Bits Of Cory & Stephanie's First Year Together

Happy 1 Year Anniversary baby. I love you more than anything. Here are some photos I've saved to remember our journey. Enjoy boo!

Como 16 coisas normais parecem quando você está bêbado

Tudo deveria ser pizza. Por que tudo não é pizza?

31 Sentimientos especiales con los que todo dueño de perro está familiarizado

Aparte de amor irracional, irrevocable y acaparador.

American Actor Attempts Geordie Accent, Fails Spectacularly

Really, please come to Tyneside instead whilst learning your lines.

10 Signs That Today Is Your Birthday!

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...

Jason Brown Does The Hammer Shuffle On Ice

US Olympian figure skater Jason Brown could not get any cuter, as this performance from the 2014 US Nationals can attest.

Esta aventureira urbana tira fotos que vão tirar seu fôlego

Durante os últimos seis anos a audaciosa Lucinda Grange de Hartlepool tem viajado o mundo escalando edifícios e estruturas famosas e tirando fotos do topo.

17 Señales que indican que tener hijos te vuelve loco

Tus hijos saben justo que tan mal estás.

The Ukrainian Medic Who Tweeted She Was Dying Is Actually Alive

Olesya Zhukovska has sent her first tweet since saying she was dying, confirming that she is actually still alive.

21 Victorian Slang Terms It's High Time We Revived

Dash my wig, the Victorians had a lovely way with words.

The World's Largest Solar Power Plant Looks Absolutely Majestic

Who knew that renewable energy could look so beautiful?

Hermosa serie fotográfica retrata a parejas homosexuales alrededor del mundo

Braden Summers viajó a seis países distintos para probar que el amor es igual, sin importar dónde te encuentres.

93 coisas que um gato pensa em um dia comum

Gatos: eles são exatamente como nós!

11 Times I Was Too Embarrassed To Admit I Was A Belieber

I would proudly admit that I love the Biebs and I've seen both of his movies 3 times, but I was too embarrassed to support him during these times.

Modern Day Warning Signs

Warnings signs for modern day era, some of these are scarily relevant.

23 problemas que só as garotas dos anos 90 vão entender

Por que eles se chamam brincos "adesivos" se, na realidade, eles não aderem a nada?

16 Self-Portrait Paintings You Will Not Believe Aren't Photos

These may look like photos of the aftermath of a fight between a man and his paint box, but they’re actually jaw-dropping self-portrait paintings by Spanish hyperrealistic artist Eloy Morales.

15 Movies You Might Be Guilty Of Quoting For The Rest Of Your Life

Speaking in movie quotes just takes life up to an "11".

This 5-Year-Old's Picture Quiz Answers Are Beyond Adorable

It's easy to muddle up a word bank and a seal. Via redditor gynoceros.

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch Had A Reunion With Aunt Zelda And It Was Beautiful

Beth Broderick is cameoing on Melissa Joan Hart's TV show Melissa & Joey. YAYYYYY.

Buy A Home Now -- It's The Best Time

With home buying and ownership expense rising so rapidly, it may be best to jump in and make a purchase now, before it becomes unaffordable

Your Mental Sorbet: Get Smart Pepsodent Toothpaste Commerical - 1967

Here is another "Mental Sorbet" that we could use to momentarily forget about those things that leave a bad taste in our mouths.

How It Feels To Beat Duke As A Tar Heel

It's one of the biggest rivalries in college sports - and it feels really good.

Ukrainian President And Opposition Sign Deal To End Crisis

Parliament also votes to release Yulia Tymoshenko, a former prime minister and Ukraine's most famous political prisoner.

10 Life Lessons We Learned From Spongebob

Who knew the little yellow sponge was full of so much wisdom?

Michelle Obama Appeared On "The Tonight Show" With Jimmy Fallon And Will Ferrell Dressed In Drag

The first lady went on "The Tonight Show" Thursday and taught Sara (Jimmy Fallon) and Stacy (Will Ferrell) that being active and eating right isn't so bad. I mean, "Ew!"

Cute And Annoying Kitten

Bobo cat (male) and adopted kitten Nikita (female).

Why The Octopus Is A Total Party Bro

The octopus may lay low during the week, but come the weekend, the octopus parties hard.

22 Fabulous Fruit Salsas

Ditch the tomatoes. Brighten up your next meal with a homemade fruit salsa.

Colorado's Marijuana Sales Projected To Reach $1 Billion Next Fiscal Year

The proposal submitted on Wednesday estimates sales in pot stores will approach $1 billion for the fiscal year beginning in July.

Which Iconic Neighbours Character Are You?

With a little understanding, you can find the perfect blend.

Christina Aguilera Is Pregnant! Pop The (Non-Alco) Bubbly

Christina Aguilera has big baby news.

Trump Vs BuzzFeed Vs Breitbart

Politics plus video games and so forth.

The Fall Of Intrade And The Business Of Betting On Real Life

There's always been a thin line between investing and gambling, and one firm turned the concept into a multimillion-dollar industry until the government shut it down. As number crunchers like Nate Silver become cultural touchstones, how does Intrade's fate predict the future of how we process the world?

14 Things Only Fashion Merchandising Majors Can Understand

Just a day in the life of a fashion merchandising major...

16 preuves qu'avoir des enfants rend fou

Vous avez gagné un enfant mais perdu la raison.

Would You Do A Juice Cleanse To Boost Your Libido?

Good news if your answer is yes—there’s now a cleanse for that

The State Where People Have The Longest Sex Sessions

Plus, find out how long they typically go at it

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