February 10, 2014
I have a crush on you. Now please, get in my mouth.
"Who is Mr. Putin?" You are Mr. Putin!
Happy Birthday, person I never talk to!
UPDATED: A segment on how Oscars get made led many Twitter users to believe that DiCaprio won the Best Actor race. But sadly for longtime Leo lovers, there's no winner yet — Oscar voting doesn't even start until Feb. 14.
We're going to get through this together.
And they look pretty lonely.
Los Premios Mundiales Sony de Fotografía del año 2014 han anunciado la lista de finalistas de este año, revelando algunas imágenes increíbles de todo el mundo.
Did you use the pickup line, "Blog here often"? If so, I'm very sorry for you.
Russian Olympic Champion Says Racist Obama Photo Was Work Of A Hacker When It Really Probably Wasn't
Irina Rodnina, a Soviet figure skating legend who lit the Olympic flame in Sochi, tries to distance herself from a controversial tweet. That defense worked so well for Anthony Weiner.
The question remains whether an amended version of the proposed amendment will pass the Senate, which would put off a vote until 2016.
They gave you everything, including a massive guilt complex.
No one has ever had as much fun as this baby had, and all while strapped in a car seat.
Plus the 23 worst fictional boyfriends ever, 11 jobs that are only common in romantic comedies, and how you can adopt your very own Sochi dog.
Ah, the life of a famous baby.
Amber Bellows plunged 2,000 feet to her death after her parachute failed to open near Utah's Zion National Park.
Forget When Harry Met Sally this Valentine's Day. It's all about when Jack met Sally.
Pegue a estrada irregular, empoeirada e espetacular.
Los aviones no, gracias.
Read this important message.
Are you a "mouse in drag" or "horse missing a joint in one leg"?
“Let’s do an ice breaker!”
Just say no to Valentine's Day.
It goes about as well as you'd expect.
Then an anvil fell on his head and he stepped on a rake and got his foot stuck in a bucket and...
"We support the efforts ... of Reverend Jackson to bring Kenneth Bae home. So again we want him to come home, the North Koreans should release him," a State Department spokeswoman says.
Here's a reminder of things your Kindle will never, ever do.
It's an SNL reunion already!
Roses wilt, which is a huge bummer. Here are some tokens of love that will stand the test of time and stuff.
If your family is from anywhere in Latin- or Ibero-America, get ready to be run over by the nostalgia train.
Surprisingly, “marginal” and “maldita lisiada” weren't Soraya's most uttered words.
Just a totally normal video about puppies. Nothing weird here.
Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman talk about Sherlock's biggest Season 3 shockers in a pair of exclusive behind-the-scenes clips. Spoiler alert!
O Prêmio de Fotografia Mundial da Sony de 2014 anunciou os finalistas deste ano, revelando fotos incríveis tiradas ao redor do mundo.
Aferrarte a estas cosas no te convertirá en un acaparador. Te lo prometo.
Au lieu d'aller voir « Les trois frères : le retour », replongez-vous plutôt dans l'œuvre de ce trio de génie. Je vous préviens, c'est tout à fait bouleversifiant.
"It's 11 p.m. and you guys want to go out now?"
Or, why it may be time for a new kind of "work computer."
Nir Zilberman dressed a mannequin in his storefront window in a concentration camp outfit adorned with an upside-down pink triangle, a symbol used by Nazis to identify gay prisoners.
New data from Activist Insight suggests that activist investing for 2014 is already shaping up to outpace last year, and the companies targeted represent a diverse group of industries.
Everything from the name of Warren Buffett's plane to what kind of computer he uses. He replied to an "ask me anything" thread for a few hours today.
Because who doesn't love love?
"I don't go to comic shops anymore."
Fitness is super cute minus the fitness part.
These are some of the talented makeup artists responsible for getting your favorite celebs red-carpet ready.
I...I was not expecting that.
Olvida a las serpientes y arañas mortales. Los animales de Australia te derretirán el corazón.
Dead Set Legends. True Blues. Onya mates.
Sai da frente, Disneyland!
"That’s your sister?”
"He who sows hunger reaps anger," one protestor wrote this week on a government building in Sarajevo.
Tumblr user Questionable Advice and Advertisements has been rounding up real, century-old dating advice. Spoiler alert: it ain't pretty.
You need to check out these insanely clever designs.
It's about finding the perfect angle.
This is what happens when Jimmy leaves to go do another show.
Clear eyes, full hearts, I hope I get Coach Taylor.
Their ooey-gooey chocolatey goodness won't let you down on February 14.
Pascal Mazurier, an official at the French Consulate in Bangalore, was charged by a city court on Monday with allegedly raping his daughter.
HAZTE A UN LADO, DISNEYLAND.
Mais Ke$ha, menos problemas.
Jay Carney says President Obama shares in good wishes for Michael Sam from Vice President Biden and Michelle Obama and "marvels at his courage."
Seeing it all organized makes life feel like less of a mess. Sort of.
Just call Child Protective Services if you see a baby wearing one of these.
Who would you throw your pie for?
"The meal is over when I hate myself."
Find out if there's been an article written telling you specifically to code or not.
"We don't all look alike!" Jackson told the KTLA anchor.
Simon just had his tiny world rocked by the Man Of Steel.
But most of the people surveyed still believe the legalization was a good thing for Colorado, according to a poll released Monday.
"Strictly Beyoncé" powers Hansen's jam session.
This photo was taken of Missouri's Faurot Field, in the "Rock M" end zone.
The A4E-administered scheme contains some interesting advice.
Si nos sucede a todos, ¿por qué demonios es tan espantoso?
Esqueça as cobras e aranhas mortíferas. Os animais da Austrália vão tocar seu coração.
Are you more of a Stabler or a Benson? CHUNG CHUNG!
Which of these blatant knockoffs will fill the hole in your heart?
Perfectly timed photos of jubilation throughout Winter Olympics history.
Aside from irrational, irrevocable, all-consuming love.
"If you ain't gay, then gay things shouldn't bother you," he said.
Because if you're going to buy yourself chocolate, you might as well give yourself a card.
Frontman stops playing and holds baby until the father shows up.
"How can I expect other people to speak about themselves if I'm not willing to do that myself?" says the Arsenal women's defender.
Aparentemente, esto es más difícil de lo que parece.
Se acontece com todos nós, por que diabos é tão terrível? ?
The standard has been raised. All photos via Facebook.com/DmitrySamohin.
Just a tiny bit posher. Gary, we love you.
Public service broadcasters join forces to make sure their digital services appear on your internet-enabled TV in years to come.
Q: How do you drink a bottle of wine without pulling the cork? A: Coravin.
He wants them wicked bad.
Pierce Thiot has a very thick beard, and his wife takes pictures of him with a bunch of strange stuff in it. OK, great!
Three authors on friendship, taking different paths, and supporting each other both in writing and in life.
Our new favourite Olympian.
These athletes aren't just world class athletes, they're also world class babes.
Break up with Seamless delivery just for a night, or two.
Guardar estas coisas não significa que você é um acumulador. Prometo.
Nom till you drop.
We should all be exactly like her.
Very Japanese takes on making ice people.
The shower: home of almost all Eureka! moments. Even Archimedes had his bathtub breakthroughs. All credit to the philosophers over at /r/showerthoughts on Reddit.
Everything is better with bacon and a fried egg on top. Check out more easy spaghetti dinners here.
Because store-bought tomato sauce isn't actually very good.
Frozen corn is the Grocery Gods' way of keeping just a little bit of summer alive, all year long. Check out more easy spaghetti dinners here.
If chorizo isn't a staple in your pantry, you should maybe reassess your grocery list. Check out more easy spaghetti dinners here.
The "chicken noodle" minus the "soup." Check out more easy spaghetti dinners here.
Yes, that means a pan full of spaghetti trapped inside a mass of eggy, cheesy goodness. Check out more easy spaghetti dinners here.
Yet another reason why Sriracha is the king of the condiments. Check out more easy spaghetti dinners here.
So easy, you'll kick yourself for never having tried this before. Check out more easy spaghetti dinners here.
When a recipe calls for ¼ bottle of wine, it is absolutely your duty to drink the rest. Check out more easy spaghetti dinners here.
A simple-looking pasta that packs some seriously complex flavors. Check out more easy spaghetti dinners here.
Nothing like a plate full of green to break you out of a pasta rut. Check out more easy spaghetti dinners here.
This is the perfect way to spice up a weeknight dinner. Like, literally. Check out more easy spaghetti dinners here.
Salty with just a little bit of sweet. Check out more easy spaghetti dinners here.
Colorful, delicious, and vegan. Check out more easy spaghetti dinners here.
Hummus lovers, this one is for you. Check out more easy spaghetti dinners here.
Further proof that peanut butter enhances absolutely everything. Check out more easy spaghetti dinners here.
An easy way to feel restaurant-fancy on a weekday. Check out more easy spaghetti dinners here.
Mas Ke$ha, menos problemas.
Who says Valentine's Day is just for couples? It's the perfect time to celebrate yourself too!
There's just Norway you should live anywhere else.
Icahn says Apple's recently increased buyback shows that he and CEO Tim Cook both "agree that our company continues to be extremely undervalued." Icahn also endorsed Cook's comments about new product offerings in the works.
Cheesecake é um dos muitos animais fascinantes que vivem no Abrigo Rocky Ridge. Sua principal tarefa é cuidar dos pequeninos e garantir que eles não se metam em muita confusão.
The things you've done for a charge might seem perfectly normal...until you stop to think about it.
Well, they are both incredibly cute. (Via Hiddley Hiddles).
Britain's first statue of Charles Dickens was unveiled on February 7 (his 202nd birthday) in Guildhall Square, Portsmouth, the novelist's birthplace. In attendance: Tom Dickens (15), Lydia Dickens (14) and Oliver Dickens (9).
Si olvidamos el pasado, entonces estamos condenados a comer nuevamente ketchup verde.
Pripyat was once a thriving city, home to 50,000 people. Then nuclear disaster struck.
The Atlantic Country Democratic Committee is asking for a federal investigation into the National Republican Congressional Committee's use of mock campaign websites.
¿Podrían SER más lindos?
O Project Unbreakable [Projeto Inquebrável] foi uma iniciativa on-line que buscava "encorajar o ato de cura por meio da arte". Atenção: este post contém descrições de violência sexual.
Jenny Baker raised the money for man she only knows as Michael after meeting him in Dalston on Saturday so he can return to Jamaica.
DreamWorks Animation CEO Jeffrey Katzenberg used to be close with the Clintons — until he threw them over for Barack Obama in 2007. Now he wants to send Hillary to the White House in 2016.
Thousands have been injured, and tens of thousands have lost power.
It contains interviews with all the major cast members as well as clips from upcoming episodes and is predictably wonderful. Season 4 is coming April 6.
It was to be expected, really.
Russia just know how to flaunt it.
No hay nada mejor que llegar a casa después de un largo día y encontrar esa gran cena que ya habías preparado. Así se hace, con la olla de cocción lenta. Sí, sí, así mismo.
Stalling, swearing, so much to love.
Imagine if your taps had two settings: cold water and hot coffee – it is possible.
Its creator tried to kill it, and he's just made it stronger.
Attenborough narrates the typical British night out. And it is totally accurate.
It's the Light World in all its glory, via this talented redditor.
Everybody loves mind-blowing images on Twitter — but not many people check if they're real. Meet the Twitter account that's taking on that task.
Even if you don't like whisky. Do not watch if you're feeling fragile.