February 26, 2014
Because we're all pandas trying to make it in a world full of brown bears.
Deep breaths, everyone.
We're still working on a nipple pun. It just needs a little tweaking.
"You can tell a lot about a person from his biography." — Phil Dunphy
Oaky and crisp, with notes of beer pong.
Because My Boyfriend is a Psycho gets to the point much better than Silver Linings Playbook.
Here's what happened today!
It’s so hard, to say goodbye, to technology—eee.
First off, you can finally relate to Destiny's Child's "Bills, Bills, Bills."
Will you be able to look your cat in the eye after this?
Documents found at Viktor Yanukovych's country residence link his business activities to Russian corruption uncovered by lawyer Sergei Magnitsky.
Don't you wish you had a BFF like Jake?
Seriously, why call anything a whip, butter, milk, or cream if you can't ingest it?
The actress reveals the life lessons she’s learned after three decades in Hollywood with some strong personalities, becoming a mother, and exiting The Church of Scientology.
Está mais para Doutor "Oi? O quê? O que está acontecendo?"
If you went to the frozen tundra and made it out alive -- I mean graduated -- you'll know what I'm talking about.
"Highly doubt" even one Republican will sign on, a GOP leadership aide said in an email. Democrats need 19 Republicans to sign onto the discharge petition.
...To assume that Katy Perry and John Mayer are no more, of course.
Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand held a hearing on sexual assault in the military two days after the Military Justice Improvement Act was blocked in the Senate.
They got together to promote Michelle Obama's Let's Move initiative in Miami, Florida, and proved to be quite a dynamic duo.
Help us help you help yourself. And no, you can't use this quiz as an excuse if you come to work hungover tomorrow.
"Not wearing a gas mask, used to incense."
In "The Case Against Scott Lively," a comic created by Andy Warner for the Center for Constitutional Rights, the rise of anti-gay minister Scott Lively and his influence on the legislation in Uganda is explained.
Let the butchery begin.
Seriously, why did so many weird dolls and puppets release records?!
COFFEE ON ICE.
Plus the 10 most sinister fictional politicians, 4 weird ways to conquer your food cravings, and how to get Justin Bieber to follow you on Twitter.
Vamos a superar esto juntos.
Figure it out in this new test(ament).
From Jennifer Lawrence at the Golden Globes to Anna from Frozen, Angie and Mayhem have created dozens of fabulous dresses out of materials straight from the craft shop. All photos via Instagram.com/2sisters_angie.
The only magic potions you need in your life.
"The school made me feel like I didn't matter and what happened to me wasn't a big deal," one recent grad said. Students and alumni filed federal complaints against Berkeley on Wednesday.
You know all about Brangelina, but have you heard about potataffle or rice krispancake, yet?
A public relations spokesman for the organization says the number is an estimate.
Call me Literary Decor.
What's the power level of this quiz? IT'S OVER 9000!!!
While Moscow gave U.S. military leaders fair warning before moving thousands of troops toward the Ukrainian border, the Russian military operation is still raising serious concerns at the White House and Pentagon.
Solamente llama a Servicios de Protección Infantil si ves a un bebé usando uno de estos.
Clone Club, unite!
You might be a cereal killer.
Most days it can be a little tough to be a human. Let's make today a little different.
Comedy Central's Broad City features two best friends, Abbi and Ilana, who have the kind of best friendship you've always wanted.
Fact: Four days of video are uploaded every minute!
"The HNBA views this as a civil rights issue." The national association of lawyers said it is committed to ideals of equal protection, equal opportunity, tolerance, and inclusiveness and "it is imperative that we speak up and take immediate action in the presence of injustice.” Update: JPMorgan Chase also announced its opposition to the bill.
Felicity fans, today is your day. (Fine, Scandal fans, too.)
The world would be an emojier place.
Mobs of men have been publicly harassing and attempting to undress women who are "dressed indecently."
YOU'RE NOT READY FOR THIS AT ALL. So.
Butts are power.
Spoiler alert your face, son. Those who spoil must pay the price.
Your stomach will drop. And it will be awesome.
Either way, you're a total heartthrob.
"Vou começar a dieta amanhã, sem erro."
"I am not so sure I entirely regret it." The internet doesn't regret it, either.
The teen retailer's stock jumps after exceeding analysts' low expectations for the fourth quarter, but its stores are still struggling mightily in the U.S. and Europe.
Piensa en todas las cosas increíbles que te pierdes cada día.
Or very conservatively? Either way, SWAG.
E isso só fez o programa muito mais incrível.
Comics that don't judge you for being a SLOBLORD.
Michael Adebolajo and Michael Adebowale hit Lee Rigby with a car and then hacked him with a meat cleaver and knives in May 2013. Adebolajo was sentenced to life in prison, and Adebowale to a minimum of 45 years.
« Salut jeune puceau de bientôt 20 ans, j'aimerais découvrir les plaisirs du sexe. »
We're looking at you, Meryl Streep.
Cheyenne Randall's Shopped Tattoos Tumblr turns classic celebrity photos into inked masterpieces.
The secretary of state said he hopes Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer will “make the right decision” and veto it the bill that opponents say will lead to anti-LGBT discrimination. The White House has yet to take a specific stance on the matter.
"We are ... articulating our core beliefs that there should not be discrimination under the law," the U.S. ambassador to Uganda said.
In beer, in bottles, in Kobe beef. Straya is EVERYWHERE.
¿Qué están haciendo, gatos? ¿Cómo sucedió esto?
"Believe in yourselves. Dream. Try. Do good." And remember: We can't all be Mr. Feeny.
Doctors Without Borders has been forced to abandon some of its operations in South Sudan.
Nine years before he hosted the Tonight Show, Fallon played an obsessed Red Sox fan who falls in love with Drew Barrymore. And he was fantastic.
And everyone's favorite characters just got upped to series regulars.
Nem todas as comidas parecem deliciosas no Instagram... ou mesmo comestíveis.
How a visual effects team helped to "realize a film no one knew how to make."
This guy should just soundtrack everything.
Most people lie and say they've read these classic books to seem smarter, according to a survey in The Guardian. Chances are, you're one of those people too.
You think you know, but you have no idea.
Donkey Kong Country was my favorite game as a kid. I played the new DK game to see if the great ape's newest swing could reach the heights I remember.
Porque tem muita coisa além do "vou beber até cair".
Mom and baby are reportedly doing well.
"It certainly was," said Senator John McCain while grilling Credit Suisse officials about the bank assisting U.S. citizens hiding billions from tax authorities.
So, so many questions.
Phoenix police arrested three DREAMers who were with hunger strikers protesting deportations and the detention of family members.
Deberían hacer una película de Los Vengadores al estilo de Disney y que estas personas interpreten a los Príncipes.
The show is off the air, but its legacy lives on.
In the end I want to be standing at the beginning with you.
Dog And Bee deserves to be known by comics readers worldwide. Translated with the permission of the artist.
Using a statistical model to forecast this year's big awards. And just maybe give you the boost to finally win that Oscar pool.
No gizmo gadgetry here. These products are awesome simply because they were designed that way.
The search for "the one" is a never-ending struggle.
¡Hurra!, por el poder de la flor.
Get out your Kid Kits. It's time to babysit.
"I'm going to the cemetery to touch skulls." h/t The Toast.
Russia sent a powerful message to show it is prepared to use force against a fragile Ukraine, according to reports.
I give it six months before Bloody Mary Aspics show up on brunch menus in Brooklyn.
Authors of a new book are claiming the diagnosis is a "meaningless term."
The leading mobile financial advisory service is going after a younger, more tech-savvy demographic with low fees and a fiercely independent corporate mission. But is the model sustainable?
A new book features a powerful collection of aerial photography across Britain, stretching as far back as 1919.
Three countries with so much in common that can't agree on anything.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...
At least one same-sex couple has already come and gone with a license in Champaign County, Ill.
The third series will debut on Amazon Instant Video before being repeated later on BBC One.
It is time to prove yourself.
♫ Feliz cumpleaños a ti / feliz cumpleaños a ti / ten un montón de comida, café y cosas por las que no tienes que pagaaaaaaaaaar / feliz cumpleaños a ti ♫
As if this world has any meaning anyway.
It's going down, we're talking Tinder.
The far-right party wants to see the reintroduction of the death penalty.
Organizers say government pressure forced venues to cancel their hosting of the post-Olympics event.
Puedes ver todas las películas extranjeras nominadas a través de los años aquí.
That flimsy piece of plastic is worth so much more than the ability to swipe into your dorm.
What does one do in the presence of Yonce?
Pessoas da TIL são terríveis. Encontrado via Reddit
Número uno: no importa cuánto se burle de ti, en realidad sí te quiere.
Sabia que os pinguins têm joelhos? !
Now what do we do?
Qu'y a-t-il dans un nom ? Beaucoup d'aigreur et d'anxiété, en fait.
Muchísimos vestidos lindos para escoger.
Essentially, this is a guide to not offending a British person.
"I like what they've done with the decor."
O trabalho pode esperar. Há coisas mais importantes acontecendo.
Men can only ever truly feel content after growing an enormous marrow.
Deténganse ahora mismo, porque quiero ser CUALQUIERA ustedes.
Maggie Smith begs to differ.
Would you buy a drink from this man?
Featuring rat catchers, "fluffers", and of course strikes. Have a look at our series from the earliest days here.
"I promised myself I wouldn't cry...."
A very, very important quiz.
Às vezes, a melhor parte dos filmes são os figurantes.
Ever get a few answers right while watching University Challenge and think you could be on the show? Time to put your trivia skills to the test.
Courtesy of the Museum of London's StreetMuseum app, which illuminates hidden histories in London, and allows users to overlay past scenes on the present using a '3D view button'.
Season 4 of Game of Thrones is fast approaching. Here's a recap of the best deaths to prelude the new season. Contains spoilers.
The perpetrator of the battering has yet to be found.
It's not so expensive, after all.