February 26, 2014
Because we're all pandas trying to make it in a world full of brown bears.
Deep breaths, everyone.
If you're one of the many students who have been exiled by your college to live off-campus, then here are some tips to consider during your search.
"You can tell a lot about a person from his biography." — Phil Dunphy
Oaky and crisp, with notes of beer pong.
Because My Boyfriend is a Psycho gets to the point much better than Silver Linings Playbook.
It’s so hard, to say goodbye, to technology—eee.
"Why do you want to work selling telecommunications/insurance/etc?" "Where do you see yourself in five years?" "How do you want to grow with this company?"
How much Tupac you got in ya? Perhaps not much, but if you have an understanding of these -- either from firsthand experience or just major hip hop influence -- you might be a lil' more "ghetto" than you realize...
First off, you can finally relate to Destiny's Child's "Bills, Bills, Bills."
Louis has started his sports career, is there no end to his talents
Documents found at Viktor Yanukovych's country residence link his business activities to Russian corruption uncovered by lawyer Sergei Magnitsky.
Seriously, why call anything a whip, butter, milk, or cream if you can't ingest it?
The actress reveals the life lessons she’s learned after three decades in Hollywood with some strong personalities, becoming a mother, and exiting The Church of Scientology.
Warning: You may also lose all faith in humanity
Está mais para Doutor "Oi? O quê? O que está acontecendo?"
If you went to the frozen tundra and made it out alive -- I mean graduated -- you'll know what I'm talking about.
Adam Driver from Girls has been cast as a villain in Star Wars Episode VII.
"Highly doubt" even one Republican will sign on, a GOP leadership aide said in an email. Democrats need 19 Republicans to sign onto the discharge petition.
...To assume that Katy Perry and John Mayer are no more, of course.
Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand held a hearing on sexual assault in the military two days after the Military Justice Improvement Act was blocked in the Senate.
They got together to promote Michelle Obama's Let's Move initiative in Miami, Florida, and proved to be quite a dynamic duo.
Help us help you help yourself. And no, you can't use this quiz as an excuse if you come to work hungover tomorrow.
"Not wearing a gas mask, used to incense."
In "The Case Against Scott Lively," a comic created by Andy Warner for the Center for Constitutional Rights, the rise of anti-gay minister Scott Lively and his influence on the legislation in Uganda is explained.
Seriously, why did so many weird dolls and puppets release records?!
Plus the 10 most sinister fictional politicians, 4 weird ways to conquer your food cravings, and how to get Justin Bieber to follow you on Twitter.
From Jennifer Lawrence at the Golden Globes to Anna from Frozen, Angie and Mayhem have created dozens of fabulous dresses out of materials straight from the craft shop. All photos via Instagram.com/2sisters_angie.
There are few models more in demand than Kate Upton these days, but Carol Alt, for one, isn't sure why.
"The school made me feel like I didn't matter and what happened to me wasn't a big deal," one recent grad said. Students and alumni filed federal complaints against Berkeley on Wednesday.
You know all about Brangelina, but have you heard about potataffle or rice krispancake, yet?
Warning: This will hurt.
Brace yourself for an overdose of culinary cuteness
Why did i do this to myself?! At first this seems like a good idea... but then reality steps in.
A public relations spokesman for the organization says the number is an estimate.
Call me Literary Decor.
A list of really bad things that will happen to you if you are foolish enough to lend your good name toward the bad credit of someone else after lenders rejected them.
While Moscow gave U.S. military leaders fair warning before moving thousands of troops toward the Ukrainian border, the Russian military operation is still raising serious concerns at the White House and Pentagon.
Solamente llama a Servicios de Protección Infantil si ves a un bebé usando uno de estos.
Because Drake's president is a blues guitarist. Also, his father played the trumpet solo in the theme song to The Godfather.
Most days it can be a little tough to be a human. Let's make today a little different.
Comedy Central's Broad City features two best friends, Abbi and Ilana, who have the kind of best friendship you've always wanted.
It's like having kids, without any of the responsibilities! Score.
"The HNBA views this as a civil rights issue." The national association of lawyers said it is committed to ideals of equal protection, equal opportunity, tolerance, and inclusiveness and "it is imperative that we speak up and take immediate action in the presence of injustice.” Update: JPMorgan Chase also announced its opposition to the bill.
Felicity fans, today is your day. (Fine, Scandal fans, too.)
Mobs of men have been publicly harassing and attempting to undress women who are "dressed indecently."
There are two types of doctors in the United States: MDs and DOs. After years of fighting, MDs and DOs announced that they are joining forces.
Spoiler alert your face, son. Those who spoil must pay the price.
In fact, even as investors feel all hunky dory about stocks again, the Fed looks closer to another round of quantitative easing than it's been anytime in the last year. And it could be a good thing for stock investors.
The combined company has unprecedented leverage over cable networks. If you're Time Warner's (TWX) Home Box Office (HBO) or Disney's (DIS) ESPN you have very little, if anything, to worry about. That's because not only do subscribers want your programming, there would be massive cries of outrage if it was taken away or somehow messed with. The deals between these desirable networks consumers don't mind paying for and TWC/CMCSA will roll on… However, if you're a network riding piggy back on your conglomerate's premier networks ... if you're a network subscribers subscribe to only because it comes as part of their bloated package, you're screwed. Expect what DIRECTV (DTV) did to The Weather Channel to happen 100 times over. Consider CNN. At this point, it has some life left. However, if it becomes much more irrelevant than it is now, it's parent company, Time Warner, loses all leverage when it negotiates with the TWC/CMCSA behemoth. It could end up The Weather Channel of news. DIRECTV dropped The Weather Channel and nobody blinked an eye. That's because the notion of a 24-hour weather channel, without any other compelling content (though they tried to add some), has become obsolete. You pull out your phone, tap the screen and, within five seconds, you have all the weather information you could possibly need. Even in severe weather situations. And, really, why should a cable or satellite provider waste time and resources on rebroadcasting what amounts to a useless signal? In an age where we can access an unprecedented amount of news the same way we do weather, cable news networks must differentiate themselves in one way or another or they risk going the way of The Weather Channel. Say what you want about the bi-partisan hackery of Twenty-First Century Fox's (FOX) Fox News or NBCUniversal's MSNBC, but they, along with, say, Viacom's (VIAB) Comedy Central, have carved out niches for themselves in the infotainment space. If one or the other went away, there'd be outrage.
Ara sure throw on the kettle and grab a chocolate digestive because its the 21 signs you're Irish.
"I am not so sure I entirely regret it." The internet doesn't regret it, either.
The teen retailer's stock jumps after exceeding analysts' low expectations for the fourth quarter, but its stores are still struggling mightily in the U.S. and Europe.
Piensa en todas las cosas increíbles que te pierdes cada día.
New Shrek theme park is set to turn the south bank into a swamp!
Or very conservatively? Either way, SWAG.
E isso só fez o programa muito mais incrível.
Comics that don't judge you for being a SLOBLORD.
Michael Adebolajo and Michael Adebowale hit Lee Rigby with a car and then hacked him with a meat cleaver and knives in May 2013. Adebolajo was sentenced to life in prison, and Adebowale to a minimum of 45 years.
« Salut jeune puceau de bientôt 20 ans, j'aimerais découvrir les plaisirs du sexe. »
They're either older than your grandfather or already dead, but you'll never achieve their level of effortless cool. (Brought to you by jazzleadsheets.com)
Cheyenne Randall's Shopped Tattoos Tumblr turns classic celebrity photos into inked masterpieces.
The secretary of state said he hopes Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer will “make the right decision” and veto it the bill that opponents say will lead to anti-LGBT discrimination. The White House has yet to take a specific stance on the matter.
Just Jared and People Magazine have joined Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell's quest to stop the media from running unauthorized photos of celebrity children.
"We are ... articulating our core beliefs that there should not be discrimination under the law," the U.S. ambassador to Uganda said.
Lil Jon speaks on the internet exactly how you thought he would. YEAHHHHHHH.
In beer, in bottles, in Kobe beef. Straya is EVERYWHERE.
"Believe in yourselves. Dream. Try. Do good." And remember: We can't all be Mr. Feeny.
From puppy skills to giggles, this man has it all.
Listen and learn more about these up-and-coming country artists, plus country's biggest stars, in the exclusive 2014 ACM Awards ZinePak!
Doctors Without Borders has been forced to abandon some of its operations in South Sudan.
Nine years before he hosted the Tonight Show, Fallon played an obsessed Red Sox fan who falls in love with Drew Barrymore. And he was fantastic.
And everyone's favorite characters just got upped to series regulars.
The best celebrity to ever grace us with her presence took to twitter to find the good samaritan who helped her pick up her dogs shit. It's the little things my friends. #findrandy
Nem todas as comidas parecem deliciosas no Instagram... ou mesmo comestíveis.
How a visual effects team helped to "realize a film no one knew how to make."
Annie Clark's new single depicts social media users as narcissistic zombies, but it's more of a reflection of someone who fears losing control in a digital world.
This guy should just soundtrack everything.
Most people lie and say they've read these classic books to seem smarter, according to a survey in The Guardian. Chances are, you're one of those people too.
Because some of us aimed to have a bedroom that looked like the interior of a Limited Too.
Donkey Kong Country was my favorite game as a kid. I played the new DK game to see if the great ape's newest swing could reach the heights I remember.
Porque tem muita coisa além do "vou beber até cair".
Mom and baby are reportedly doing well.
Violence broke out in court on Wednesday as Michael Adebolajo was sentenced to die in prison by a judge who found he had led the terrorist attack that saw the British soldier Lee Rigby "butchered" in the street. Adebolajo, 29, was given a whole-life tariff while his accomplice Michael Adebowale, 22, who joined in "enthusiastically", was sentenced to life in prison with a 45-year minimum term. The pair fought with security guards before they were sentenced and were bundled out of the dock at the Old Bailey in central London. They were in the cells as their sentences were delivered by Mr Justice Sweeney, who said: "It is no exaggeration to say that what the two of you did resulted in a bloodbath." Before they were removed, it was as the judge said they were extremists that Adebowale shouted: "That is a lie." The judge continued, with Adebowale shouting: "You know nothing about Islam."As the judge warned the convicted murderers to be silent, violence broke out in the dock. Adebowale said: "I swear by Allah that America will not be safe." At that point Adebolajo joined in, shouting "Allahu Akbhar" (God is great), and nine security guards flanking them in the dock grappled with the convicted terrorists. Adebolajo was pinned to the ground before being carried out head first. Adebowale was dragged out. The scuffle lasted over a minute and was so violent that protective screens over the dock rocked. The fighting was yards from Rigby's family, some of whom were so upset they were left crying. A jury had found the pair guilty in December 2013. The judge had delayed sentencing until a court of appeal ruling clarified whether those convicted of the most serious murders could receive sentences meaning that they would never be released. That ruling came earlier this month and paved the way for the two men to face life imprisonment with no parole or prospect of ever being freed, though on Wednesday only Adebolajo was given a whole-life term.Outside court, supporters of the British National party and the English Defence League cheered when the sentences was announced. Many held placards which read: "Restore capital punishment." Earlier on Wednesday the court were read victim impact statements from Rigby's family, telling of their pain and grief. His wife, Rebecca, mother of their son, Jack, who was two at the time of the killing, said it had catapulted her into the "public gaze" leaving her feeling so distraught she felt she "did not want to go on". She said: "Of all the feelings I have, the one thing that overrides everything is that I know my son will grow up and see images of his dad that no son should ever have to endure, and there is nothing I can do to change this." The Met police's assistant commissioner Cressida Dick said: "Today's sentence reflects the true horror of their actions in taking this young man's life in such a barbaric way. "Our thoughts remain with Lee's loved ones, who have shown dignity and strength throughout the judicial process. "I would like to thank everyone who assisted my officers at the time of the incident, during the investigation and in preparing for trial, including the national CT network, security service and intelligence agencies, Crown Prosecution Service and counsel."
"It certainly was," said Senator John McCain while grilling Credit Suisse officials about the bank assisting U.S. citizens hiding billions from tax authorities.
Phoenix police arrested three DREAMers who were with hunger strikers protesting deportations and the detention of family members.
Deberían hacer una película de Los Vengadores al estilo de Disney y que estas personas interpreten a los Príncipes.
While mental illness isn’t a prerequisite for producing great art, some evidence suggests that there may be a connection between it and creativity.
The show is off the air, but its legacy lives on.
In the end I want to be standing at the beginning with you.
Dog And Bee deserves to be known by comics readers worldwide. Translated with the permission of the artist.
Using a statistical model to forecast this year's big awards. And just maybe give you the boost to finally win that Oscar pool.
The teachers we heard from have witnessed the bite marks on the shredded remains of homework eaten by dogs, cats, toddlers, pot-bellied pigs and even llamas. But some homework excuses just don't cut it. Here are 13 of the most atrocious excuses from students and parents as reported by the teachers on the WeAreTeachers facebook page.
These clouds are incredibly rare but incredibly beautiful!
Pop stars Katy Perry and John Mayer have reportedly broken up, a source claims.
No gizmo gadgetry here. These products are awesome simply because they were designed that way.
World renowned photographer Annie Leibovitz has been capturing shots of celebrities as popular Disney characters for years, as part of her ongoing collection of Disney Dream Portraits. Be amazed as she transforms celebrities into fantastic Disney characters.
The search for "the one" is a never-ending struggle.
TV shows describing the indescribable. "Yeah, last night I thought we were just going to watch Community, but we ended up watching two episodes of 30 Rock - it was awesome."
"I'm going to the cemetery to touch skulls." h/t The Toast.
Russia sent a powerful message to show it is prepared to use force against a fragile Ukraine, according to reports.
I give it six months before Bloody Mary Aspics show up on brunch menus in Brooklyn.
Authors of a new book are claiming the diagnosis is a "meaningless term."
Special guest host Michael Stevens from the insanely popular Vsauce takes a closer look at some common science illustrations.
The leading mobile financial advisory service is going after a younger, more tech-savvy demographic with low fees and a fiercely independent corporate mission. But is the model sustainable?
A new book features a powerful collection of aerial photography across Britain, stretching as far back as 1919.
Three countries with so much in common that can't agree on anything.
Suffering from Downton withdrawal? Here, these will help.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...
At least one same-sex couple has already come and gone with a license in Champaign County, Ill.
Love lists but grow tired of the tediousness of reading? PITfeed takes NYC’s best musicians, comedians, writers and actors and makes BuzzFeed happen …IN REAL LIFE. This article will figuratively be the last thing you ever have to read...EVER.
Our fitness tips, workout plans, exercises, and cardio techniques will help you build a stronger, slimmer body.
The third series will debut on Amazon Instant Video before being repeated later on BBC One.
♫ Feliz cumpleaños a ti / feliz cumpleaños a ti / ten un montón de comida, café y cosas por las que no tienes que pagaaaaaaaaaar / feliz cumpleaños a ti ♫
It's going down, we're talking Tinder.
The far-right party wants to see the reintroduction of the death penalty.
In 1995, Disney released the animated musical comedy, A Goofy Movie. In the spirit of turning old movies into musicals, and the nostalgia that Generation Y is so obsessed with, I give you the dream cast of, A Goofy Musical.
We're releasing three new designs inspired by Captain America today! Here are some of our favorite (and frankly, some of our not so favorite) cosplay pictures of people who took inspiration from the first avenger himself.
Organizers say government pressure forced venues to cancel their hosting of the post-Olympics event.
Puedes ver todas las películas extranjeras nominadas a través de los años aquí.
That flimsy piece of plastic is worth so much more than the ability to swipe into your dorm.
Pessoas da TIL são terríveis. Encontrado via Reddit
Número uno: no importa cuánto se burle de ti, en realidad sí te quiere.
Fuel your metabolism with these delicious midday meals
Sabia que os pinguins têm joelhos? !
It's not so bad being stuck in the middle. Let's turn that frown upside down.
The guy's name is Bryson Andres, and he does contemporary remixes of popular songs on an electric violin. This video is from 2012 in Portland, Oregon.
Yes new friends, yes new friends, yes new friends, yes yes yes.
Qu'y a-t-il dans un nom ? Beaucoup d'aigreur et d'anxiété, en fait.
Muchísimos vestidos lindos para escoger.
Essentially, this is a guide to not offending a British person.
O trabalho pode esperar. Há coisas mais importantes acontecendo.
Men can only ever truly feel content after growing an enormous marrow.
Deténganse ahora mismo, porque quiero ser CUALQUIERA ustedes.
After a long day, nothing beats going to your favorite watering hole for some discounted drinks while mingling with the happy-hour regulars.
Let's just say they definitely didn't wait until marriage
Forget petitions and message board pleas to the athletic director, buzzfeed posts are how you get things done!
Featuring rat catchers, "fluffers", and of course strikes. Have a look at our series from the earliest days here.
Motivational and practical tips your yoga teacher wishes you knew
Às vezes, a melhor parte dos filmes são os figurantes.
U.S. and Canadian officials say they are reviewing relations with Uganda because of a new law they say violates human rights by cracking down on homosexuals.
Locke wrote about government ideas that have lasted hundreds of years. Disney has created timeless, classic characters. There's gotta be some overlap somewhere. (Right here.)
Ever get a few answers right while watching University Challenge and think you could be on the show? Time to put your trivia skills to the test.
Courtesy of the Museum of London's StreetMuseum app, which illuminates hidden histories in London, and allows users to overlay past scenes on the present using a '3D view button'.
Season 4 of Game of Thrones is fast approaching. Here's a recap of the best deaths to prelude the new season. Contains spoilers.
The perpetrator of the battering has yet to be found.