If you’re gonna dream, dream awesomely.
Long story short: Yes.
Lean to make badass fart sounds using only your face!
Just don't listen to the haters. Especially if those haters happen to be your grandma.
We asked the top scientists in the world about this very important topic...
Hey, it's a start!
Proof that cheese consumption is related to bedsheet death!
Sometimes, we all need a little 'mom juice.'
"Classy as f**k."
Sleep well with these f'ed up factoids.
Who’s a good doggie? ALL DOGGIES.
Cats? Cats! CATS!!!
In all fairness, Santa is pretty creepy too.
Shove this tea pot up your nose and call me in the morning.
You'd rather kiss a toilet seat than another person after seeing this. Guaranteed.
After sex with a machine, there's no going back.
It can be achieved, I swear.