August 1, 2012
Like, every single one. Including Obama, Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga.
These species might be lesser-known but they are definitely not lesser-cute! From dik-diks to echidna puggles, learn to love all these baby weirdos!
Spoilers, spoilers everywhere. Seriously do not click if you want your Series Seven unspoiled.
What's with all the hassle? These people are just tryin' to chill.
The ongoing Fifty Shades of Grey phenomenon has left publicists all over the country scrambling to find connections between their products and the books. Now everything vaguely sexy is being sold as Fifty Shades-themed. Some examples...
South Korean weightlifter Sa Jae-Hyouk was in the middle of the medal hunt when disaster struck. (WARNING: Somewhat graphic images and video.)
Creating the leotards for Team USA's gymnasts is a process that takes a year and a half, thousands of Swarovski crystals, and many rounds of testing. Each one is like a wedding dress: a spectacular creation the ladies can't wait to debut on the big day.
Not only the greatest sitcom ever, Seinfeld helped launch the career of many actors you love today.
I am speechless. If you scroll, things are going to get all NSFW up in here.
Unbaby.me swaps out babies for awesome stuff (of your choosing). Apologies to all of BuzzFeed's overeager, photo-happy parents in advance.
Terrified of being left behind, Google has trapped its users in the present.
Mike Huckabee urged Americans to dine at Chick-Fil-A today to support the chain's anti-gay marriage stance. Judging by these photos, it was a success.
Moderates remain uninsulted, but give it a few hours.
Along with Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis.
Everything you need to know about the legendary first American team to win the Olympic gymnastics team gold.
Mia Love would be the first black woman in the House Republican caucus. BuzzFeed declined the fundraising ticker.
An argument for why making music sound like dying robots is actually crazy hard. Wub wub wub, bitches.
Also: "People drive through high all the time on all sorts of drugs. There's a woman who drives through smoking pot, wearing pajamas, in a Mercedes every morning."
Who wants to place bets on how long it takes until this is an actual product you can buy?
She's still pretty tan, but it's nothing like before. Here's the proof.
Keep your eyes on the road, you're gonna get us all killed! Plus an invasion of teddy bears and let's mash-up Julia Childs with Guns'N'Roses.
What is wrong with the people who ask to be retweeted? Everything.
These Olympians can't keep their eyes (or lips) off each other. Imagine the athletic-offspring potential!
Not the first show you were dragged to by your parents, but the first of your own hilarious adolescent accord. Add yours in the comments!
Organizers are preparing for a possible rise in sex crimes around the Games, and that may be smart — some research shows that the incidence of such crimes does increase around major sporting events.
It's called Never Mind The Anabolics, and it contains 8 ingredients that have been banned by the Olympics as performance enhancing substances.
The girl was living at home and the guy was moving to Germany — so things were already complicated before and a series of chats and emails revealed his true, manipulative nature.
Conservative groups train their cadres in Dallas, where it's one part Hayek, one part Alinsky, and one part Henry Ford. “We’re the salesmen and the production line," says FreedomWorks' Steinhauser.
The White House is under fire today for the news that staffers met in coffee shops and used private emails to avoid disclosure. In 2008, then Senator Obama attacked the Bush Administration for secrecy and promised to be transparent as president.
It's not a tragic case of hoarding, but an art installation in London.
Sleazy messages are de rigueur on internet dating sites. At least sometimes they're creative.
Almost 20 years after Phoenix's death, director George Sluizer has recut Dark Blood, which was left unfinished when Phoenix unexpectedly passed away. Here's the official trailer. (via laughingsquid.com).
It's pretty hard not to laugh at this one.
Fab or drab? I vote both.
Top Boehner Aide Used Private Email Address To Communicate With Jack Abramoff Aide While In The Bush Administration
President Obama has come under some fire from Republicans for a report in Politico that the White House used private emails and met with lobbyists at coffee shops to avoid disclosure. But a top political aide and former chief-of-staff to Speaker John Boehner, Barry Jackson, also did so during his time in the Bush Administration. Jackson used 2003 used a "georgewbush.com" email address to communicate with Neil Volz, an aide disgraced former lobbyist Jack Abramoff, about nominating one of Abramoff's Indian tribe clients for a Presidential Medal of Freedom.
Hi Jordyn, I know you won a gold medal and all, but your brother is really hot.
Do I really need to say anything more? These puppies are only two-weeks old so expect a lot of (adorable, round-bellied, kick-y) sleeping.
Why would you taunt us like this? To be fair, two of these are actually in various stages of productions right now. But that doesn't mean they'll see the light of day.
Here's a step-by-step guide to undermining the legitimacy of Olympic competition.
"Some People" by Luke Pearson was submitted for a graphic short story competition in 2009 and has floated around the internet ever since. It's breathtaking.
Wanna play a creepy game? Google "[your first name] AND [friend's first name]" and you'll end up finding a defunct wedding website for some bizarro couple version of your and your friend.
It's so, so, so messy.
If you're going to use clothes to turn yourself into a flag, the Olympics is obviously the place to do it.
The claim: A key Iowa supporter of Michele Bachmann, State Senator Kent Sorenson, "stole" a home-schooling group's email list from a supporter. Here's the suit, which names several to Bachmann aides, was filed in Polk County Court, and can be read in full below.
Love or hate the Alien prequel, you have to admit the crew made a few questionable choices.
A report in Politico says that President Obama's campaigner Jim Messina, used private email address to conduct official White House business, and took meeting with lobbyists at a coffee shop to avoid disclosure. In a 2011 press conference, White House press secretary answering a question about private Google accounts said the White House conducted all emails on work accounts. Carney said today to reporters that Messina would forward his private emails to his public accounts to comply with disclosure laws.
Dan Hicks and Rowdy Gaines: SO CLOSE, yet so far.
Everyone can relate to these events. Especially the cat one.
The "Hardball" host laments that his "perfectionist" son's concerns with Gitmo places him to the "left of Obama" politically, something he vows to "work on a little."
But also the normal things you'd expect on The Jerry Springer Show like strippers, stalkers, love triangles, and people who live double lives. Bronies and American gypsies: so hot right now.
Inside a dramatically-lit boxing ring. They're ads via Louis Vuitton, but so what. Pretty cool stuff.
Man, it would be fun to be there.
If you've missed Lochte's adorable/painful television interviews over the years, here is a compilation of the highlights.
The Team USA volleyball player has no problem with the unique name she was born with, so you should probably quit snickering about it now.
It's not even an patent. It's a years-old educational video about how intellectual property works. This 17-minute video, which is being shown to the jury, will provide the basis on which they'll judge the knock-down, drag-out fight about the origins of the modern smartphone.
I mean, Boris Johnson... this is beyond parody. And thank goodness, there's video.
Someone contact the Olympic commission immediately to get this into the 2016 games.
With a face that is guaranteed to explode your heart. Caddy has been taken in by a rescue organization in Australia after her mom was killed by a car. She will go to live with other young wombats and eventually be released back to the wild.
President Obama taken criticism for the negative tone of his 2012 campaign. In 2007, then Senator Obama said he hired oppo researchers for his campaign "to make sure that we know the records of all the candidates well enough that we can compare and contrast where we stand on issues and where others stand on issues, and that I think is essential to democracy – I don't think there’s anything wrong with that at all." But it is hard to see how Mitt Romney's singing voice fits into that frame.
Apparently her hair has felt so burdensome that sometimes she fantasizes about cutting it all off (Bill Cosby talked her out of that, she says).
The man was BORN to play Bill Haverchuck.
My new favorite phrase, from Vivek Haldar: "The internet is full of productivity tips and techniques, more accurately known as productivity porn. Itâ€™s like McDonalds trying to sell you healthy food."
Thrash hard on this interactive map. OF METAL. But turn down the music until you can safely headbang solo.
The most impressive moment from the US Women's Gymnastics team's very impressive gold medal night.
New rules requiring insurance companies to cover birth control without a copay go into effect today. Doctors say this could make a dent in teen pregnancy rates by giving teens access to the most effective forms of contraception — which are also some of the most expensive.
The International Olympic Committee is more protective of its brand than almost any company in the world. Why do you think the Gay Olympics became the Gay Games? Comedy Central UK wanted to make a nice message of support for the athletes competing, but were told that there was a lot they couldn't say. So they ran this instead.
Many have doubted the legitimacy of Ye Shiwen's record-breaking results. But should they?
Romney's back in the States after a glorious red eye from Poland. The countdown continues...
Just a friendly argument about a fence (NSFW, language and crotch grabbing).