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December 1, 2010

The Top 20 Most Creative Menorahs

Looking to jazz up your Hanukkah celebration? Why not start with the Menorah. Take a look at some of the more interesting creations of this holiday season.

10 Exotic Condom Flavors

To recognize World AIDS Day, here are some funky flavored rubbers. A few of these are foolproof contraceptive devices, as they'll make you never want to have sex with whoever is wearing one.

The Best Harry Potter Pick Up Lines

Since we can't all conjure a love potion, some of us need some tricks to charm the available witches and wizards. Cast a spell with these quick and easy Harry Potter related pick up lines.

Success By Age

According to this chart, life tends to repeat itself. Just look at what we all have to look forward to. It’s all-downhill after 50. A helpful hint: Investing in Viagra and Depends might make it a little less painful.

Thigh Fat Vagina

"When you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back at you." -- Friedrich Nietzsche

F*ck You If You Don't Like Christmas

From Drew, the gentleman cartoonist who does "Toothpaste for Dinner" and "Married to the Sea," comes this cheery carol about going and fucking yourself if you don't feel the Christmas spirit.

WikiLeaks Founder Julian Assange Wanted By Interpol

After the WikiLeaks fiasco this week, the drama isn’t over yet. It looks like website founder, Julian Assange has gotten himself deeper and deeper into hot water after being added to Interpol’s wanted list for sex crimes. For now, Assange is staying "below the radar" and is laying low. Next in this drama? Guess we'll just have to wait and see.

Kanye West Wraps For Charity

For all the negative rap, Kanye is trying to make up big time this holiday season. Yesterday, he spent his time gift wrapping presents for foster kids at the Wrap To Rap charity event in NYC. Apparently, he wasn’t scheduled to attend, he just felt like dropping by and lending a hand to a good cause.

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