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December 1, 2010

If Lord Voldemort took a note from Disney,

Looking to jazz up your Hanukkah celebration? Why not start with the Menorah. Take a look at some of the more interesting creations of this holiday season.

To recognize World AIDS Day, here are some funky flavored rubbers. A few of these are foolproof contraceptive devices, as they'll make you never want to have sex with whoever is wearing one.

Since we can't all conjure a love potion, some of us need some tricks to charm the available witches and wizards. Cast a spell with these quick and easy Harry Potter related pick up lines.

Rock the first night of Hanukkah with the Maccabeats' Candlelight,

According to this chart, life tends to repeat itself. Just look at what we all have to look forward to. It’s all-downhill after 50. A helpful hint: Investing in Viagra and Depends might make it a little less painful.

Hanukkah descended upon us quickly this season as it starts today at sundown! Here are some celebs who will be lighting the menorah and looking forward to eight crazy nights!

You don't want embarrassing photos taken of you at parties?

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Another reason why Harry Potter is eons better than Twilight.

"When you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back at you." -- Friedrich Nietzsche

"Harry Potty and the Magical Crapper."

Now you don't need to travel to Italy to see the Leaning Tower of Pisa!

From Drew, the gentleman cartoonist who does "Toothpaste for Dinner" and "Married to the Sea," comes this cheery carol about going and fucking yourself if you don't feel the Christmas spirit.

After the WikiLeaks fiasco this week, the drama isn’t over yet. It looks like website founder, Julian Assange has gotten himself deeper and deeper into hot water after being added to Interpol’s wanted list for sex crimes. For now, Assange is staying "below the radar" and is laying low. Next in this drama? Guess we'll just have to wait and see.

It's fun to click on the little plus signs.

For all the negative rap, Kanye is trying to make up big time this holiday season. Yesterday, he spent his time gift wrapping presents for foster kids at the Wrap To Rap charity event in NYC. Apparently, he wasn’t scheduled to attend, he just felt like dropping by and lending a hand to a good cause.

Pink rage!

Reality TV star Khloe Kardashian felt "disgusted" with herself after losing her virginity as a teenager.

Only he knows which bank.

On Sunday, Buffalo Bills wide receiver Steve Johnson dropped a picture-perfect pass, thanks to God.

Gisele Bundchen is on St. Barts today shooting for Victoria's Secret, and at one point, for some reason, she climbed into a van and took her clothes off.

The idea of a fake-memoir-turned-real-book got us thinking about tomes we wish our favorite literary characters the ones who jump from the page and occupy a place in time and space would write.

All Day is just a refinement of Gillis's technique. The samples are somehow more karaoke-machine-universal than ever.

The death of a 23-year-old man in a fall at Chicago's Soldier Field following a Bears game was an accident, medical authorities ruled Monday.

Winter makeup and hair trends: Top experts reveal the hottest holiday beauty looks.

An argument between two friends on Facebook has led to murder charges.

Cops who raided a drug lord's home in a favela in Rio de Janeiro found this giant painting of Justin Bieber in one of the rooms. Apparently homeboy is a huge fan.

And boy, are there ever a ton of these.


Jackie Chiles talks about the time a young man named Barack Obama came to work as a paralegal in his office in Illinois and all of the wisdom he passed along to him while he was working for him.

2 for 2, Simpsons. ...

The Kardashian sisters have abandoned their barely month-old prepaid debit card, the Kardashian Kard.

Tom Brady 's hair SUCKS least according to New York Jets O-lineman Damien Woody.

Gisele Bundchen's sexiest looks.

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