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August 1, 2014

You may just ROAR when you see him.

He just needs to be held.

Let the ball jokes ensue.

Painful memories.

These endings aren't just unhappy — they'll leave you feeling completely hopeless. SPOILERS AHEAD, obviously.

20 million gallons is a lot of hamburgers.

Every morning there's a halo hanging from the corner of Sir Paul McCartney's bed.

Looks like somebody needs a Medieval Time-Out...

The execution of Joseph Wood took two hours to finish. There were conflicting reports that Wood was gasping for air as he died.

Parenthood is setting up what could be an all-star love triangle for its final season. Breaking Bad alum Betsy Brandt has been tapped to reprise her role as Hank's (Ray Romano) ex-wife, Sandy, The Hollywood Reporter has learned.

Sometimes you just want to stare into the lives of people that have better taste than you. Here are 18 perfect interior design Instagrams to satiate your inspiration needs.

Whether Justin Bieber fought with Orlando Bloom over Selena Gomez or Miranda Kerr or both in Ibiza on July 30, it looks like he’s already moved on to yet another lovely lady — Playboy Playmate Alyssa Arce. Justin and Alyssa were caught getting hot…

My heart will never go on.

"He lay and watched his birthday tick nearer, wondering if the Dursleys would remember at all, wondering where the letter writer was now."

Heroines are my heroin.

The circle of life is about to get weird.

Justin Bieber can't touch the King, though.

Peace n' blessings.

It's come to this. Russia is now using the macho factor to pump up Vladimir Putin and poke fun of President Obama, with a Russian leader taking to Twitter to basically call the American president a sissy.

Partes iguales de Campari, ginebra, vermut y perfección.

"What would you do if you got into my bed?" "I'd sleep."

There is no good and evil, there is only catnip.

The star's latest work as a director is about a man who becomes a murderous necrophiliac.

A little-watched speech is a big deal in criminal justice circles.

We all try to sing along to "Fancy" by Iggy Azalea, but here are some other great songs of the summer you might have missed!

(Squish.)

405 Livin'.

The book, Ideal Marriage: Its Physiology and Technique, did not help the borrower save his marriage, his family confirmed in an apology note to the library.

That's hot.

Construction workers found a baby deer while working. She didn't want to leave the arms of the nice belly-rubbing man....well, we can't blame her.

Let's take a walk down Memory Lane!

Gatos tem os seus momentos, mas os cães também, pessoal.

Sisters might drive us crazy, but we adore them all the same. In honor of National Sisters Day, check out these five literary sister duos.

More like, "LOLa Benanti."

NEVER AGAIN.

It's time to graduate from gin and tonic.

Attention aux comas éthyliques.

Not only is Eminem one of the world's greatest rappers, he's also one of the world's greatest pun artists.

Border agent laundered $61,600 in Mexican drug money in 2012.

Because running is just like, really, really tiring.

Trazendo um significado totalmente novo à palavra "abraço".

These people chose...poorly.

"Every immigrant, including those who identify as LGBT, should be treated in a manner that upholds American values," Equality Caucus director says in a statement.

Because we LIVE in a town where people come to vacation.

Sarcasm is your default setting and you wouldn't have it any other way.

Eric Garner's death following an altercation with New York City police officers was due to the excessive force by officers, according to the New York City Medical Examiner.

Ryan Gosling reportedly cries after sex.

Humans, we could learn a thing or 10 from this.

Un refugio establecido en el 2006 ha ayudado a alrededor de 250 mujeres.

How much do you remember from science class?

The president says the word "torture" — twice — when talking about controversial CIA interrogations from the post-9/11 era.

Gentlemen, listen up. Ladies, you may get a kick out of this too.

Dog envy (n): when you're overwhelmed by a desire to own a dog, but are unable to do so. So you spend too much time thinking about your future dog.

"It's clear from the IG report that some very poor judgment was shown."

You won't BELIEVE what these websites would sound like with clickbait titles!!!

"Aquelas capas que não tinham nada a ver com os jogos".

Bill Gross's son Nick may not know what a bond is, but he does have an 18-inch floor tom. And he's not the only finance son or daughter to go from stock and bonds to chords and harmonies.

So long, Ever Going Outside Again.

Matthew Durham has been charged with assaulting between four and 10 kids at a children's home in rural Kenya while on a volunteer mission.

It's already August and these dogs know what to do.

Kim Kardashian is the latest celeb to hop on the #nomakeupselfie train.

"It's not particularly relevant whether a particular leader in Hamas ordered this abduction," Obama says.

He shreds it on the keys!

Bandz a make this pup dance.

"This is an important step in the right direction for the human rights not just of the LGBT community but of all Ugandans," a spokesperson for the National Security Council said.

Looks like someone watched The Punk Singer on Netflix last night.

It's not your standard bridal fantasy.

Get ready to sweat until you bleed.

Makeup can be your best friend... or your worst enemy.

Recuerda: nunca permitas que el pasado tome tus decisiones hoy en día.

It's not your fault you're the favorite.

"Do you live in a zoo or something?"

WAKE UP, PEOPLE. Analysis uses the slidey thing.

If feathers, rhinestones, glitter, and looking fabulous are your thing.

If you haven't put a horse mask on your pet yet, you haven't truly lived! #horsemasking

Need a book to round out the summer? Here is a perfect book guide that will fit anyone’s needs!

Lionsgate is taking legal action against the anonymous individuals who shared online an advance copy of Expendables 3, starring Sylvester Stallone. On Thursday, the film company filed a lawsuit in California federal court against "John Does 1-10." Read the Complaint Here

Anos difíceis, aqueles. Bônus: duas vezes em que os censores deixaram o Chico feliz.

Bridal henna is the best henna. And even more impressive is the fact that henna artists draw these stunning temporary tattoos free hand.

27 years ago, the soundtrack to Joel Schumacher's teenage vampire flick The Lost Boys hit record stores, a collection filled with originals and covers recorded by big names and purported up-and-comers, some of whom might well have faded into obscurity were it not for their contributions to the album. To celebrate the anniversary of the soundtrack, take a look back through the track listing and learn a few things about the artists who were represented on the record.

Is there a better way to celebrate over two decades of adventure?

"If the situation continues to deteriorate, the consequences can be catastrophic," the director-general of the World Health Organization said Friday.

As if Beyoncé wasn't reason enough.

La sincronización nos ha acompañado desde el principio de los tiempos. Han habido muchísimos, pero éstos son, claramente, los más destacados.

Trying to do anything with boobs.

OUT of character, too!

All the grams from famous people that you might have missed this week.

"I thought you were AJ from the Backstreet Boys."

Because tea is not a cure-all medicine.

After facing some stiff competition from Taylor Swift, The Black Eyed Peas, and the impulse to jab a pencil into your ear, The Killers have been declared to have the “weirdest” song lyric ever written in “Are we human or are we dancer?” The survey…

For those times you want to leave without interrupting.

The Times of Israel has now discontinued the writer's blog.

Check out the campaigns that will change your life tomorrow, today.

"Esto es sin duda lo más ebrio que he estado".

Talk about "Liquid Dreams." (sorry)

They... totally can.

This is completely accurate and true.

Hammer, meet iPhone.

"It's actually better to be seen as a little weird and be happy than to not be the person you are."

Brody Jenner confronts someone who grabs Kendall Jenner's butt on an upcoming episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

This takes #fitfam to a whole new level.

Fab or drab?

This week for BuzzReads, Leigh Cowart journeys into a big clown convention's novelty-sized heart of darkness. Read that and these other stories from around BuzzFeed and the web.

Fab or drab?

After months in an El Paso, Texas, detention center, a rare win for African immigrants seeking asylum on the southern border.

In honor of National Girlfriends Day, we're celebrating the best besties you've ever wanted to get drinks with.

Most "game over" screens are pretty self-explanatory. They generally say the word "game" and then indicate to you that it is, in fact, "over." That is all that is needed to communicate your failure without being a total dick about it. But that's not…

Ya sean ñoños, geeks o frikis, los nerds son personas increíblemente especiales. Si nunca saliste con uno, espero que este post te muestre lo maravillosamente diferentes que son :)

KY Jelly has never looked so cute.

This exclusive poster for David Fincher's adaptation of Gillian Flynn's best-selling novel features Amy's eyes plaguing a (literally) fractured Nick.

¿Te gustaría quedarte en tu propia isla privada?

Sadly, there's no patron saint of internet quizzes.

Vous êtes plutôt « Orgueil et préjugés » ou « Dirty Dancing » ?

Dutch and Australian investigators set up base at the crash site hours after 13 Ukrainian soldiers died in an ambush by pro-Russian rebels nearby.

Actress Emma Watson has joined the #direnkahkaha Twitter protest after a Turkish politician said women should not laugh in public.

Welp.

NUNCA mude, Bret Michaels.

M is for Millennium Park. And J is for Jordan, obviously.

♫ I feel alright, I'm gonna take on the world ♫

God, you're such a pie.

Here's 31 new novels, collections, comics and anthologies that are sure to keep your to-read-list loaded down with interesting stories and fantastic worlds!

A+ job, Ms. Roberts.

Pack away the slouchy, faded rompers and break out the metallics and brights. Fierce, fiery Leo season is upon us until August 23 — and it's showtime, people. Expansive Jupiter is now tucked into Leo until August 2015, setting the tone for the next… Begin Slideshow

Here's an online behavior that's worth reconsidering.

*Fans self*

Pés gelados. Assento da privada gelado. Lavar a louça.

Jennifer Aniston looks cute and lovely in this brand new picture posted to hair stylist Chris McMillan‘s Instagram account.

Llévame a todos los lugares...

She says she was shamed for wearing a bikini and showing her stretch marks. "What great and amazing feat has YOUR body done?"

This is not something you see every day.

Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez were caught doing some heavy kissing on the dance floor at a club in Ibiza, Spain on Thursday evening (July 31). In the video…

The Internet is choked with nostalgia for the youth-oriented entertainments of the not-too-distant past: Tumblr blogs regurgitating images of half-forgotten toys; YouTube compilations of long-lost TV-show intros; countless blogs playing “Remember…

You were thrift shopping before it was cool.

Straight line distance to the cheese.

It's hard out here for a crab.

A forthcoming book that claims to give a behind-the-scenes look at the people the Secret Service protects reportedly airs some tantalizing details about Vice President Biden's swimming habits.

Nostalgic points if you ate Oreo O's while playing Nintendo.

Prepárate para quedar impresionado. Zane Donnellan es el rey de los tatuajes de la cultura popular.

Zíper preso? Hoje é seu dia de sorte.

"No one is youer than you."

To give it short shrift suggests a certain eye-rolling attitude toward the IRS story, or perhaps a tacit view that some conservatives are kinda nuts.

Les winners de l'internet.

Unaccompanied illegal immigrant children with communicable diseases have given or exposed federal agents to lice, scabies, tuberculosis and chicken pox, according to a report issued Thursday by the Department of Homeland Security’s Office of…

Desde gruesas hasta delgadas, esta lista es digna de unas cejas.

¡Puja! ¡Puja! ¡Puja!

Summer is the most delicious season, and we're entering the home stretch.

Are you a good bitch, or a bad bitch?

Gotta text 'em all!

Finally, a simple and entirely accurate guide to how sex works.

“The danger is that the groups want to out do each other and always take greater risks.”

Las razones son innumerables; estas son solo algunas de ellas.

Gummy bear + ??? = BOOM.

Les déclarations de Bülent Arınç fin juillet ont provoqué une vague de protestation.

Rumors have been swirling for months that the pair are dating after the 31-year-old Captain America actor has posted multiple photos on Instagram that have included Margarita in them.

Cyber sex was even more depressing and sad before Chatroulette.

"We become legal again!" said LGBT activist Frank Mugisha. But Ugandan LGBT activists are bracing for a violent backlash to the decision.

Seriously, how hot?

The highly anticipated Marvel film Guardians of the Galaxy is officially in theaters and that means we now know what the end credits scene consists of! The scene…

« Encore cinq minutes. »

Every one a six-second gem. *Sound required*

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

De quoi devenir un MacGyver de la salle-de-bain.

The politician's comments have sparked an outcry.

a.k.a. The Singles Ward, The YSA Ward, or "The Meat Market"

Is this the ultimate dirty secret of society?

Adrienne Bailon has taken to her Instagram page to defend the comments she made about her ex-boyfriend Rob Kardashian.

The Senate gave final approval Thursday to sweeping legislation aimed at fixing the troubled Department of Veterans Affairs, marking a rare moment of bipartisan accord triggered by the widespread treatment delays veterans faced at agency facilities.

Bow down, minions.

Doesn't matter, had sex.

A poll found 53% of Americans now have an unfavorable opinion of the Affordable Care Act — the largest percentage in the survey's four-year history.

Maybe we’re just curious.

"Pet shaming", hanging signs around animals necks with their misbehaviors written on them, has become a pretty popular trend on the internet. ...

The only thing better than one Rudy is three Rudys.

The storm is expected to bring much-needed rain to Puerto Rico, which is currently experiencing a moderate drought.

Eat your heart out, Justin! Just one day after the Biebs got into a highly publicized scuffle with Orlando Bloom in Ibiza, Spain on July 30, Selena stepped out in some seriously sexy denim cutoffs ...

#HopeforGammy captures Australia

A ceasefire scheduled for Friday collapsed less than two hours after it went into effect. Update: A soldier Israel said was abducted as the ceasefire fell apart actually died in battle, the military said early Sunday.

Your vagina really (really) wants you to read this.

Non-children of the '80s, we've got you covered. Warning: SPOILERS AHEAD!

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

Because in the '80s and '90s, Nickelodeon was known for three things -- Stick Stickly, getting slimed, and throbbing, unrequited sexual tension.

Crazy for your favorite professional, college, and amateur teams? Check out these sweet items!

Just thought you might want to know.

Zac Efron and his new girlfriend Michelle Rodriguez disembark a luxury yacht on Thursday evening (July 31) in Ibiza, Spain. The 26-year-old actor was spotted…

Show your booty some (tough) love with these serious strengthening moves.

It's all here — everything from how the crisis could affect global poverty to why a New York hedge fund manager seized a three-mast sailing ship.

You thought they were just good movies. Fool.

A male goat and a female sheep created Butterfly, who has a goat face and feet, but is covered in wool.

Here are some good pieces of advice from a few characters of the TV show “Full House” that I picked up on while watching a few of my favorite episodes..

Looking like a pop star is a lot easier than we thought.

"Music from another (surreal) world (space)!"

Look at you, hiding in plain sight. I see you.

And Purebloods thought they ruled the school.

I'm so happy WHY AM I CRYING.

A little tour as to why Northern Minnesota should be your next travel destination.. #visitcc

Here is another "Mental Sorbet" that we could use to momentarily forget about those things that leave a bad taste in our mouths.

On the border of Peru and Brazil, an uncontacted group of people wearing loincloths and carrying weapons was recently filmed meeting outsiders.

The hedge fund titan's Pershing Square Capital is set to conduct an IPO later this year, but industry insiders are worried Ackman is sabotaging its potential success with his increasingly bizarre public behavior.

"Since SEIU is not part of the AFL, we won't be participating in that process."

The red-nosed pros at the 2014 World Clown Association annual convention know you think they're creepy. How does a maligned and misunderstood centuries-old art form survive bad PR and cultural decline?

Hot AND dorky? What a catch.

This is a very private story that he shared with the world.

Manufacture this straight into my mouth, place.

With Tinder and Grindr just the tip of the throbbing mound of hookup apps out there, it’s easy to forget there was a time when you couldn’t just stick your phone down your pants and send pictures of your genitalia to strangers. That time was called…

You'll definitely want to be at this pool party.

Well, that's one way to get a date.

Snow is falling in the land of sun and surf.

When you spend 13 years or more writing essays for district writing assessments about "hot topics" that are older than you, it's easy to feel like writing is just something English majors do between flipping burgers. Here's why you should write stuff down anyway.

It's like living with a prison warden who thinks you're the best person in the world.

Katy Perry's This Is How We Do video is bright, pop art, and filled with cultural references.

But will a boyfriend/girlfriend say romantic things and save the world from impending evil? I think not.

Party of one, but ready to have some fun.

You lucky dog.

Know somebody whose feline affection has gone too far? For the avid cat enthusiast, loving their cat(s) is not enough. They require possessions to prove their love. Lot’s and lot’s of creepy, crazy cat possessions. Note: If you own any of these things, it’s not too late for you. Kidding, it’s definitely too late for you.

A public service announcement.

A young hot Joe Biden (yes, HOT) kicks off #ThrowbackThursday.

You got really, really big balls, dude.

NSFW because of vulgar language, but whatever, just put on headphones.

“What do you want to do tonight, Internet?” “The same thing we do every night, A.V. Club. Try to ruin people’s nostalgic memories by getting voice actors to reprise beloved characters angrily swearing at each other.”Yes, they’re Pinky and the Brain.…

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