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August 29, 2014

33 Old Timey Phrases For Sex

A time traveler’s guide to talking sexy in ye olde world—know the appropriate era to say hootchie-pap.

If You Love The Cozy Feeling, And Hate The Empty Feeling, Here Is How To Live

Achieve the Cozy; avoid the Empty. A guide! [Updated]

Federal Judge Strikes Down Part Of Texas Abortion Law That Would Have Shuttered More Than A Dozen Clinics

The law would have required abortion clinics to meet hospital-level operating standards, but opponents argued it would make it too costly to remain open.

28 Celebrity Moments From The 1999 Teen Choice Awards

A look back 15 years ago, to the very first Teen Choice Awards.

Finally, A Prison Film Finds Hope As Well As Brutality Behind Bars

Former Skins star Jack O'Connell is totally compelling in the new British prison drama Starred Up.

21 Kids Who Shut Down Picture Day

Don't even try to compete.

15 Working Dogs Taking A Break For Labor Day

Dogs paying tribute to all the working men and women.

18 Things Only Haters Will Understand

If you tell me one more time to see the glass half-full, I WILL BREAK YOUR GLASS.

19 Things No One Tells You About Leaving The Midwest

Nothing will ever compare to Steak 'n Shake.

American White Nationalists To Hold Conference With Russian And European Far Right

The fringes of the U.S. conservative movement build bridges with their counterparts on the other side of the Atlantic.

12 Times Amy Fowler From "The Big Bang Theory" Proved She Was The Sass Queen

All hail Queen Fowler; she even has a tiara! The 8th season of The Big Bang Theory premieres Sept. 22nd on CBS.

Como um homofóbico começou a melhor campanha anti-homofobia da internet

Só tem bicha nessa cidade, sim, senhor. A partir dos tweets do @rafucko.

11 Vacations For Literature Lovers

Nerd out to your heart's delight.

19 perros que aún no saben lo lindos que son

"¿Qué?" "¿Yo soy adorable ? ¿Qué quieres decir?"

Nearly One In Every Two Syrians Has Been Forced To Flee Their Homes

"The fact that 3 million Syrians are now refugees is just part of the picture of human suffering."

Adivinhe o que a Dilma está fazendo

Tocando caxirola ou acompanhando um cortejo fúnebre?

How Does Your College Rank For Delivery Food?

Which schools have the best tippers, the most polite customers, and the highest rollers?

Dubious Recording Keeps Controversy Alive Around Claim That LGBT Ugandans Were Stoned To Death

"There is nothing about the stoning of six people to death — we don't have anything about that," the station's publicity manager told BuzzFeed.

8 Reasons Oasis Was The Best Band In The World . . . According To Oasis

“We’re not arrogant, we just believe we’re the best band in the world.” - Noel Gallagher. For a few glorious years, they just might have been right.

19 Filthy, Furious Vintage Photos Of Early Punk

Think your studded leather jacket is cool? A look into the beginnings of punk culture and style.

15 Reasons Hilary Duff Should Be Every Disney Star's Role Model

She was Lizzie McGuire...need I say more?

This Is What Disney's "The Incredibles" Would Look Like If It Was Directed By Christopher Nolan

It's Mr. and Mrs. Incredible like you've never seen them before.

10 Things You Realize After Graduating High School

Any people who are in high school don't know what they got until its gone. Here is your warning.

For Transgender College Students, A New Year Means Educating Professors — Again

From reminding instructors about preferred names and pronouns to finding safe housing gender-neutral restrooms on campus, many transgender students are tasked with starting over each school year.

22 Things That Ruin Everyone's College Experience

I can't eat, but at least I have my books!

This Is What Happens When A Dog Sees His Friend Lying Lifeless In Front Of Him

WARNING: Don't watch this video unless you want to feel sad.

84 Thoughts Every Buffalo Bills Fan Will Have This Season

Buy stock in Labatt — it's going to be a long year.

NASCAR Racer Tony Stewart Speaks For The First Time Since Killing Another Driver On The Track

"This is something that will definitely affect my life forever."

21 Photos That Show The Growing Conflict In East Ukraine

Russian-backed separatists continue to fight Ukrainian forces for control of East Ukraine.

This Shmoneying Baby Is Exactly What You Need To Start Your Weekend

Held a bottle 'bout a week agoooooo! WARNING: Explicit language.

Giant Men Meet Tiny Kittens

When these giant men meet kittens, it’s PURFECT.

This Guy Just Might Be The Best Barber On The Internet

Lines so sharp they can slice bread.

15 Goofy Cameron Diaz Moments To Remind You Why You Love Her

Never change, Cameron Diaz, never change.

Other Famous Drakes

Sorry Aubrey, you're not the only one.

Republicans: DREAMer Legal Status Program Invites "Fraud And Abuse"

Chuck Grassley and Bob Goodlatte argue the administration hasn't been transparent with DACA.

Can You Guess These TV Shows By Their Emojis?

Where is a good zombie emoji when you need one?

Emojis: The Movie

They've made movies of every other dumb thing, so why not?

What It's Like To Be Single, According To Cute Rats

"I'm actually pretty content with my snacks."

Finding Freedom: One Woman's Escape From North Korea

Yoon Suk was starved and beaten in a North Korean prison camp, but she never lost hope. Now she's on her way to safety in the South.

Niykee Heaton Is Your New YouTube Crush

Hear a new song, "Sober," from this ridiculously good looking singer.

Beyoncé Wrote A Poem, Sort Of

Queen B's contribution to the fifth issue of CR Fashion Book is about Blue Ivy and being a "healing light."

25 Animal Pictures That Will Restore Your Faith In Animals

Animals have been much-maligned in the press for insisting on walking around naked, constant licking of things, and an outright refusal to learn the language. But here are 25 promising signs that they are at least trying to make things right.

How To Go Viral On Instagram

An Instagram impresario explains: It's all about the comments.

Our 9 Favorite Feature Stories This Week: A Leprechaun, Jerry Jones, And Rowdy Retirees

This week for BuzzReads, Alex French spends a week at one of the fastest growing cities in America: an 100,000 person retirement community in Florida called The Villages. Read that and these other great stories from BuzzFeed and around the web.

22 Stages Of Coming Out Of The Closet To Your Enormous Family

Siblings, cousins, aunts and uncles – you name it, you've got it. This should go smoothly, right?

Your Mental Sorbet: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow and Jimmy Kimmel in some "Friends" fan fiction.

Here is another "Mental Sorbet" a little spark of madness that we could use to momentarily forget about those things that leave a bad taste in our mouths.

21 Dogs Who Aren't Ready For Summer To End

It should be illegal for summer to be over.

Republicans Seize On Obama's "No Strategy" To Combat ISIS Comments

The White House has been frantically trying to change the message since Thursday's press conference.

The Most Fab And Drab Celebrity Outfits Of The Week

You voted — here are the results.

"Game Of Thrones" GIF Companion, Episode 4.3: Consent Is Sexy, Jaime. Just Look At Oberyn

What's better than reliving the joys of the Purple Wedding? Reliving the chaos post-Purple Wedding! Except for that terrible, horrible, no good, very bad scene. A Song of Ice and Fire spoilers ahead!

21 Simple Household Things You Should Do Before Fall

Spring cleaning isn't just for the spring.

21 Brits Who Aren't Really Concerned About The Terror Threat Level

There's an increased terror threat level. Unfortunately everyone's just making jokes.

6 Stories On Living With ADD And ADHD

"When you live with ADHD without knowing it, you find ways to cope and push your way through difficult situations."

11 Ways To Not To Screw Up Your First Year At University

Never chase the fun in a nightclub. It is just not worth it.

Britney Spears' Attitude Toward Being Single Again Is Everything

Britney announced her split from boyfriend David Lucado in the best way possible. And we can all learn a little something from her.

Someone Has Found A Muffin That Looks Exactly Like A Hamster

STOP EVERYTHING. (With slidey things for science.)

101 Thoughts Every Server Has While Working A Shift

Why is table 26 looking at me like that?

This Is What Other Countries Pay For McDonald's

Which country sells the cheapest Big Mac?

20 Times Pokémon Accidentally Became Poképorn

"Catch 'em all" takes on a whole new meaning.

Keira Knightley Has Posed Topless For Interview Magazine

Representing small-boobed ladies everywhere. Go, Keira.

"Parklife" By Blur As Told Through Stock Images

Like interpretive dance. But with cheap photography.

Os 19 momentos mais embaraçosos da história dos beijos

Observação para todas as pessoas: nunca beijem. Jamais.

17 Phrases That Mean Something Totally Different At Work

Guys, let's manage expectations on the bleeding edge, yeah?

Rescued Baby Elephant Discovers Ribbon, Boogies Into Your Heart

There is no greater joy than that of dancing with a ribbon. (H/T Siz.io)

17 Cats Braving The Great Outdoors

Sometimes cats just need to go on adventure!

21 Times Moms Proved They Were The Funny One In The Family

These are way better than "dad jokes."

The (Don't Get Burned) Kitchen Remodeling Guide

How to get the kitchen you want at a price you can afford with advice from the pros at This Old House.

Let's All Look At These Gorgeous Behind The Scenes Photos From Jessie Ware's Next Video

A sneak peek at "Say You Love Me," provided exclusively to BuzzFeed.

New York sur Instagram vs. New York dans la vraie vie

Heureusement pour nous, Instagram n'a pas d'option « odeurs ».

Teenager Says “F#@k Her Right In The P#$&y” In Front Of Whole School, Becomes School Legend

He saw his chance and damn if he didn't take it. If you couldn't tell by the cartoon swearing in the headline, NSFW language ahead.

Ed Sheeran Is Little Orphan Annie

Cannot unsee. Thanks, Kimmel.

11 Reasons The Sims 4 Is Going To Be The Best Yet

Because 3 isn’t always the magic number.

21 Reasons Angelica Pickles Is A Boss Bitch

"Get real." Rugrats 4 Lyfe.

21 Insanely Delicious Ways To Cook Ribs

Celebrate Labor Day with nature's original food on a stick.

17 Motociclistas que saben sacarle provecho a sus motos

Donde caben dos cabe de todo. ¿O no?

33 Of The Greatest Michael Jackson Songs Of All Time

Happy Birthday to The King Of Pop.

When Should You Go To The Pub?

The eternal question.

A Terrorist Attack On The UK Is Now "Highly Likely" Owing To ISIS

Home secretary Theresa May raised the official terror threat level from "substantial" to "severe" on Friday.

The Best Breakup Letter Of All Time

There's no working it out.

Where The Actual Hell Is Ryan Gosling?

This is an urgent situation, people.

Blink-182's Tom DeLonge Filmed A UFO Over San Diego

And he's very excited about it.

How Well Do You Know The UK?

Do you know your Bangor from your...other Bangor? Test your UK general knowledge here.

7 Amazing Street Style Stars You Won't See At Fashion Week

Are you as well dressed as Traffic Cone? Probz not, probz not.

Senegal Is Now The Fifth West African Country Affected By Ebola

Student infected by Ebola in Guinea traveled to Senegal seeking treatment.

You Should Totally Play This Polka Dot Game If You're Bored Right Now

Because addicting time wasters are never enough. Also, because Polka Dots.

21 sinais de que você se tornou uma pessoa saudável sem virar o chato da academia

Alimentação equilibrada sim, mas um hambúrguer de vez em quando...

What's The Worst Thing That Ever Happened To You On Vacation?

I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

Do You Actually Exist?

You might be a figment of someone else's imagination.

15 Smoothies That Will Soothe Your Angry Hangover

Nothing calms a splitting headache like a cool smoothie. And, you know, some Advil.

"Pretty Little Liars" Fatal Finale: Who Dunnit?

All we know is this bitch is blonde. [SPOILERS AHEAD.]

7 aliments qui ressemblent à Iggy Azalea

Et bien d'autres, répertoriés par ce Tumblr.

24 Cats Who Think They're Liquids

It's raining cats, hallelujah!

21 Times Tumblr Totally Knew What You Were Going Through At School

Plot twist: Your teacher accidentally calls YOU mum.

How Many Animals Do You Know?

Do you know your orcas from your okapis?

Famed Syrian Cartoonist Turns Pen To James Foley — And Ire On Obama

Ali Ferzat, an award-winning satirist and cartoonist, takes on the Foley murder with a new drawing, exclusively published here. “We thought this would only affect the people of the Middle East. But now it has affected the United States directly.”

How Are You?

For anyone who's ever wondered how they are, but not known the answer.

21 Times The Internet Fell In Love With Liam Payne

In ode to his 21st birthday. Many happy returns, Liam!

Malaysia Airlines To Cut 6,000 Jobs

The beleaguered carrier is to cut around a third of its workforce as part of a restructure.

'Little P' es la gata triste más encantadora de Instagram

Esta gata Fold escocesa necesita un abrazo.

21 Everyday Things That Have Blown People's Minds

Sometimes it's the little things that make all the difference.

10 coisas que acontecem quando você quer abrir uma embalagem e não consegue

CD, pacote de bolacha, copinho de água mineral POR QUE A VIDA É TÃO DIFÍCIL?!

13 Motivational Posters That All Parents Need

"Sleep is overrated anyway."

Observa al mundo entero resolver el cubo de Rubik realizando un solo movimiento cada vez

¿No puedes resolver el cubo de Rubik por ti mismo? ¡Pídele ayuda a tus compañeros ciudadanos del mundo entero!

PINERS PUNT BOAT!

What smells great and rows you gentry down the stream?

28 Signs You're The Tyrion Lannister Of Your Friend Group

The best things come in small packages.

21 Hospital Foods From Around The World

Travel the world, through your lunch tray.

ISIS Militants Appear To Behead Kurdish Man In New Video

In the footage, Kurdish prisoners are paraded in front of the camera, before one appears to be killed.

31 Brilliantly Weird Pieces Of Logic From "The Sims"

From your new favourite Twitter account, @SimsLogic.

11 Ways To Recreate Festival Season In Your Own Backyard

Missed out on festival season this year? Don't panic! Here are 11 easy ways to recreate the festival feeling in your own backyard today, inspired by online fashion retailer Boohoo's which festival are you? quiz.

14 témoignages touchants sur la dépression post-partum

Ce n'est pas parce qu'une mère sourit qu'elle est forcément heureuse.

22 Of The Most Important Talking Animals You'll Ever See

None of that "meow" and "woof" nonsense here.

"Death Sentence" Is The Best British Comic In Years

We asked writer Monty Nero to walk us through his must-read comic. Warning: strong language.

15 Things Insomniacs Are Tired Of Hearing

"Just relax." I AM RELAXED.

How Many European Countries Have You Visited?

Even if you haven't been everywhere in the continent, put it on your list.

29 artistes géniaux à suivre sur Instagram

Oubliez les photos de nourriture, ces illustrateurs sont les vraies stars d'Instagram.

This Wes Anderson-Style Ice Bucket Challenge Is Simply Perfect

"If, for whatever reason, this video does not reach its intended recipients, we have compiled a list of other recipients who we'd like to challenge."

Volcano Erupts In Papua New Guinea, Spewing Lava And Giant Cloud Of Ash

Mount Tavurvur began a significant eruption Friday, sending a cloud of ash several miles into the sky. The volcano destroyed the area's capital two decades ago.

Politicians Flock To Gay Rugby As WCF Suffers Major Cancellations

"It is important always to oppose homophobia... it has no place in Australian society."

Thousands Of Mexicans Could Be Allowed To Return To California To Fight Their Deportations

The ACLU reached an agreement with the federal government to allow nine immigrants who were misinformed or pressured into leaving the country to come back as part of a class-action lawsuit.

14 Reasons Big Brother 16's Donny Is America's Sweetheart

After last night's painful eviction, let's take a look back at the man, the legend, the BEARD.

Seven Days And Nights In The World's Largest, Rowdiest Retirement Community

Boasting 100,000 residents over the age of 55, The Villages may be the fastest growing city in America. It's a notorious boomtown for boomers who want to spend their golden years with access to 11 a.m. happy hours, thousands of activities, and no-strings-attached sex, all lorded over by one elusive billionaire.

Halloween Costume Ideas Inspired By HBO’s “The Leftovers"

For those people who plan their Halloween costume months in advanced

31 Creepy Items Every Horror Fan Should Own

Start creepin' out your non-horror fan friends with these magnificent products.

Another Plane Forced To Divert After Passengers Fight Over Reclining Seat

A Miami to Paris flight was diverted after a man became enraged at a woman for reclining her seat. It was the second flight in a week to be grounded over the issue.

Things Beyoncé Does That'd Be Awkward If You Did Them

***Flawless just isn't for everyone. Neither is drinking watermelon.

Google Unveils Secret Drone-Delivery Project

"Project Wing" has been in development for more than two years at Google X, the company's secretive research lab.

27 Samburu People You Wish You Could Meet

Let these incredible photos tell you their story. Special thanks to photographer Daniel Lyons for capturing these unbelievable moments during his recent trip to northern Kenya.

California Legislature Passes First-In-The-Nation College Sexual Consent Bill

If the bill becomes law, students must practice “affirmative consent” — where silence alone is not permission to have sex.

How To Pitch Personal Essays To BuzzFeed Ideas

BuzzFeed Ideas is looking for unique, well-told personal essays that people will want to share. Here's an FAQ.

How Ready Are You For The Football Season?

It's that time of year again.

10 Things NOT To Say To Adoptees

Seriously, stop it.

22 Youths Who Need To Be Stopped

Go home, youths. You're no longer welcome on this planet.

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