August 4, 2014
Why yes, we do need a seven-story tall robot that juggles Volkswagons.
And will probably be disappointed to find out next week that the feeling is FAR FROM mutual.
It gets the official seal of approval.
"The play's the thing," because plays are the best.
High five/praying emoji + stack of books emoji.
Seriously, what can't she do?!
Ah, se toda novela fosse assim.
Robert Hanson started as CEO of John Hardy on Aug. 1.
They sometimes wear black or brown jackets. Or aliens.
This Animated "Strawberry Fields" Video Will Change The Way You Think About How Food Reaches Your Home
Grammy-winning band La Santa Cecilia brings the journey of strawberries, from fields tended to by farmworkers to kitchen tables, to life. Oh, and the song is pretty good too.
"Escape (The Piña Colada Song)" has never felt so powerful.
Avicii, Adele, and Katy Perry are masters of the art form.
Updated: Michael Worthington was executed early Wednesday after U.S. Supreme Court denied his stay requests. Gov. Jay Nixon refused to grant clemency.
The six-episode final season, released exclusively on Netflix, ties up its loose ends a little too neatly. Warning: MAJOR SPOILERS ahead.
He is ALL OF US when we can't figure out what to eat.
Opponents did not get enough signatures to force a vote. “The petition is simply invalid.”
~casually throws away shitty jewelry~
A love story in list form.
Jovencito: Un niño molesto viviendo dentro del cuerpo de un hombre maduro.
No mud could cramp this style.
All around Britain, to mark the centenary of the first World War, people have been switching all their lights off except one. The idea is to leave a single light burning as a symbol of hope amid darkness.
Here's what happened today!
L'amour de la laque.
"Where are your babies?"
Birth control can be a total game changer.
It's that Southern charm y'all.
In college, no one is too cool for school.
WE LOVE YOU, MOM.
You are a snob and a half.
Que vous le méritiez ou non.
You got Cher'd.
#sinfiltro Simplemente una demostración de un buen maquillaje.
A man tested at Mount Sinai Hospital "has tested negative for Ebola," the hospital said Wednesday.
Caras eu gostaria de apresentar a vocês o meu namorado: um Chardonay obscenamente barato.
The 21-year-old had been drinking and didn't realize the pistol was loaded. He died on his way to the hospital.
Let's go back, back to the beginning.
Babies have their own responsibilities.
As Israel's offensive in Gaza ends its 28th day, cease-fire efforts have intensified.
¿Quién se llevó el #1?
OK Taylor, this one wins.
"California, build more schools, less prisons."
No importa, tuve sexo.
Sit down. Relax. This is called the Voight-Kampff test. Reaction time is a factor, so please pay attention.
At least 11,079 people have died from an outbreak of Ebola in West Africa, according to the World Health Organization.
Something out there will destroy you. Find out what it is!
The Manhattan U.S. Attorney's Office released the findings of a more than two-year study of Rikers Island that found the jails to be an extremely violent and unsafe place for adolescent inmates. "Our investigation has shown, for adolescents, Rikers is broken."
"She would probably be a tomboy if I let her," the mom said.
“Every win in court brings us closer than we’ve ever been to the freedom to marry in Florida," said Nadine Smith of Equality Florida in a statement after the ruling, which applies to the state's Broward County.
Un mythe s'effondre.
The proof is in the duvalin.
Veja o antes e depois de Thom York, Noel Gallagher e mais.
La telenovela couvre une vaste palette d'émotions.
Now I see why people like babies.
"Who are we?" "Kings and queens!"
"Is anyone getting service right now?" - You, at the beach.
Estas personas eligieron... mal.
USAID considered HIV prevention workshops the "perfect excuse" for covert, anti-government activities, the AP found.
Talk flirty to me.
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!
A web without Facebook means mobile traffic would be devastated.
For the last time, same father, different mother. Why is that so hard to understand?
IS NOTHING SAFE ANYMORE?
For when you've finished Making A Murderer.
"I was finding folks whose primary doctors were not willing to provide the medicine and there are probably more of those folks out there. There is a need, I believe, for there to be more access to try this prophylaxis."
Brady's family reports that the former White House press secretary, who went on to become a fierce proponent of gun control after he was shot in the assassination attempt on Ronald Reagan, died Monday.
Calling all the Jim Halperts of the world.
Ele perde horas pensando na gente.
Advertencia: Podrías sufrir de una agresión de lindura.
On ne vous jugera pas. NSFW.
Please, please, please.
More like ChatTRUELOVE.
Rumor has it North is producing/writing/playing drums on his latest track.
Wait, what did the Fantastic Four do?
In the style of @SeinfeldToday, the ladies are back. Talking, laughing, loving, and now tweeting.
“Obama and Netanyahu are like little kids who have been paired together by their science teacher, but who still want to try and jab and hurt each other as much as possible."
A Palestinian construction worker used his vehicle to attack pedestrians and cars, while an armed gunman opened fire near an Israeli University in Jerusalem.
Prepare to be inspired.
On the occasion of its 10th anniversary, and a long overdue release on vinyl, how one soundtrack kicked off the indie revolution and predicted the way we listen now.
Marvel's vice president wanted to make sure the man responsible for Guardians of the Galaxy's foul-mouthed raccoon got to finally see him in action.
¿Qué crees que es esto? ¡¿Una especie de juego? !
Accio New Characters! The Wizarding World of Fangirling is finally open.
"Oh my god, Becky. Look at her butt..."
Pitbull ain't got nothing on this pit bull. Dale.
"Sunflower dress game strong."
Hair there, hair here, hair everywhere.
And they're like, "mooo".
Nintendo has been around for way longer than you think.
Female underarm ambush has officially gone global.
If your friends were jealous of your parents, you know who you are.
"We need to interrogate the performative aspects of these normative constructs, OK?"
"The memory of reading L'Écume des jours has had an influence on many of my films..."
The deadly virus was brought to the country two weeks ago by a Liberian traveler. Health officials say three more people may yet test positive.
« Attendez, touchez pas vos assiettes, je prends une photo ! » OUI MAIS J'AI FAIM.
Malas ideas, pésima ejecución y cero planeamiento.
Todo con Sriracha, todo el tiempo.
"We look at the word ‘Kanye’ as an adjective. The song is about what it means to be like Kanye."
Tonight the UK is commemorating the conflict's 100-year anniversary by turning off its lights at 10pm for one hour to remember the 888,246 British and Colonial soldiers who lost their lives fighting for Britain. Here is one poppy for each of them.
"I want a clear girl for my son because he is clear."
Fur babies can change your life.
Six years in prison hasn't softened the New York rapper's iron will. With her freedom back, can she rule again?
"He represents the consummate patriot and I am forever grateful for the sacrifices he made to keep our beloved Israel safe."
Lucky number 13.
NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME! Look for more over at Distractify.
Well, this is adorable and perfect.
Update: Google removed the Bomb Gaza game from its Play Store on Monday after it sparked criticism on social media. The game allows players to pilot an Israeli fighter jet attacking "terrorists" in Gaza.
Tú, madrileño, sabes que es verdad.
Step aside emperors, penguins have got a new king.
Taking literal to a whole new level.
A Mom Filmed A Time Lapse Of What It's Like To Put Her Twins To Bed And It's Frustratingly Hilarious
This is a total nightmare.
Votre canapé est votre meilleur ami.
No arguments, Becks.
The new Starz series, based on Diana Gabaldon's hit novels, offers one of the most committed, complicated portrayals of women on television — and there's no reason men shouldn't be watching too.
Mieux vaut être seul et asocial que d'être entouré par de tels connards.
There are many brilliantly pointless things, and you're going to want them all.
Vamos tomar a pílula azul mesmo, valeu!
Fancy a piece?
Another summer is already coming to a close. But that doesn't mean you can't make some rad stuff to mentally prepare yourself (or your kid) for another year of getting educated!
#Disfrazartedeporvida. O hasta que los niños se nieguen a participar.
“It’s just amazing. It really is amazing. It’s a true love story.”
Seagulls have been terrorising the UK for generations. This is how bad the problem has got.
Pedantry level: infinite.
A vida com filtro é melhor.
A true Lord of the Dance.
"Monorail..." "What's it called?" "Monorail...." "Once again!" "MONORAIL!"
A truly touching message.
Também conhecida como a “Trouxa” mais famosa do mundo.
Aqui estão as imagens vencedoras do concurso de fotografia da National Geographic Traveler Magazine 2014, escolhidas dentre mais de 18.000 inscritas.
The Government Wants To Have One Big File On You, Including Info From Your Taxes And Your Driving Offences
The government would need to pass legislation before it could pass on personal data from one department to another.
Suddenly, Lucy Beale's murder makes a LOT more sense.
Proyectos "hazlo tú mismo" para asesinos en serie de muñecas.
What are you waiting for?
Mudflows caused by torrential rains have left roads in the town of Forest Falls "impassable". This story is developing...
Abelhas não tem um gosto muito bom. Ou têm, cão?
Hacer sacrificios por los animales y por tu salud es TAN sexy.
"At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them."
Boys will be boys. But we wish they wouldn't.
Kim Kardashian Has Announced She Wants To Lose Another 20 Pounds And Everyone On Instagram Disagrees
You're beautiful the way you are!
It’s for charity, guys. A bit NSFW.
"Quick someone take the cookie jar."
She is hereby known as "UNRHYTHMIC WHITE WOMAN".
Gracias, sudor, por ayudarme a que los anteojos se me resbalen cada cinco minutos. ¡AGH!
BuzzFeed sat down with the TV host in London to talk about his new show, Conan, why he had to leave The Simpsons, and his classy speech at the end of his spell on The Tonight Show.
Warning: contains extreme levels of cute.
Photojournalist Ben Taub has spent the last two summers on the Turkish-Syrian border, recording the lives of civilians caught up in the conflict in Syria. Contains graphic images.
Not such a "miniscule minority" after all.
But not all is as it seems.
Roll the dice.
HEY, WHAT'S COOKING? This tarantula.
"Aboriginal people should be allowed breathing space."
The boat was traveling along the Padma river when it sank.
Ramsey Orta, 22, was arrested Sunday night for gun-related charges, the New York Police Department said.
Du moment qu'on arrive à conclure.
"My flesh may be stabbed but my spirit is unbreakable," Glover said after the incident happened early Sunday.
The president's top immigration adviser has lived in D.C. long enough to see herself become the villain. The activists once elated to see her join the administration aren't happy.
Querrás leer esto antes de dejar tu método anticonceptivo.