August 18, 2014
Sorry, I'm too busy avoiding human interaction.
Stalking is still illegal, right? Asking for a friend.
You're a virgin who can't drive. BRB texting that now.
Joan Smalls is on the cover while Imaan Hammam and Fei Fei Sun are featured after the fold. The last non-celebrity model of color on the September issue cover was Naomi Campbell in 1989.
I was born tardy. True story.
The MP for Bradford West has said of his constituency: "We don't want any Israeli goods, we don't want any Israeli services, we don't want any Israeli academics coming to the university or the college."
From duetting with T-Pain to covering Nicki Minaj, these are the moments she maybe hopes you don't remember.
The school has launched an investigation after a Chi Omega sister sent a racist Snapchat over the weekend. Two black women did pledge the sorority on bid day.
Red earth, blue sky, spectacular stars. Worth any trip.
Because one celebrity is so close to none.
"Music is a therapy. It is a communication far more powerful than words, far more immediate, far more efficient."
After promising change, the police let loose with rubber bullets, tear gas, and flash bombs three full hours before curfew. “They didn’t give us no warning.”
The cheerleader is now the captain.
"We hear your truths; we ask you to acknowledge that you hear ours."
You'll be ready when you're ready.
Just because they're in the background doesn't make them any less important.
Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon once again play themselves in the sequel to 2010's improvised comedy The Trip, which affirms how little being funny and being happy have to do with one another.
WE'RE SO READY FOR 1989.
Love books more than anything? Then the BuzzFeed Books newsletter is for you!
¿Tu bebé siempre tuvo seis piernas?
Name one thing better than a dog. See? You can't.
WHOA. Will this be the demise of Kimye????
The 1989 era has begun.
Watch Steve Ballmer Go Just As Crazy Over Being The Owner Of The Clippers As He Was Being Microsoft's CEO
Clippers! Clippers! Clippers! Developers! Developers! Developers!
More than just missed connections.
You're out of your element.
Hair twins, anyway.
Oops! You smiled again.
"Anyone who's going to get tear-gassed deserves to say a few 'F' bombs here and there."
Impatience and science mix like water and oil.
"We will continue to pursue a long-term strategy to turn the tide against ISIL."
Strong. Charlie Strong.
Nail polishes have the weirdest names. Which makes this quiz impossible to nail.
The veteran actor, who just won an Emmy for his portrayal of Rowan Pope, explains how he gets into the mind of the most villainous father on television. Warning: Season 3 spoilers ahead!
A crowd in a slum in the capital of Liberia attacked an Ebola holding facility Saturday. As the government tries to save face, the residents try to separate truth from fiction.
¡Pásame el calcetín!
365 seconds of pure cuteness is a lot to take in all at once. You've been warned.
Mind: blown. Why wasn't I buying these before?
It looks like One Direction might be come ~five directions~.
Two truths: FX's anti-romantic comedy is one of the funniest sitcoms on TV. And, yes, Daniel Craig looks like an upset baby.
E o prêmio IRIA para...
"...I'm not exactly quaking in my stylish yet affordable boots..."
Deberías sentirte avergonzado de ti mismo.
It's so hard to tell these days.
Goats + Vine, a match made in frolicking heaven.
¿Cuánto mides? ¡Ay Dios mío! Eres un gigante.
Not including the obvious fact that it's the best channel on television.
The shooting of an unarmed black teenager by a police officer ignited tensions in Ferguson, Mo., and around the nation. Read coverage from the first eight days of unrest in Ferguson, Mo.
"Draw me like one of your French girls." —me to Jack in my dreams
Both powerhouse investors made big bets on Verizon in the first quarter, but Loeb has since sold out of his position in the telecommunications company while Buffett has added nearly 4 million shares to his stake.
NO NON-ORGANIC QUINOA SMOOTHIE IS SAFE in Brooklyn's most famed yuppie parent neighborhood.
Principalmente, porque de todas maneras, eres un gran estúpido.
Lecciones aprendidas durante la niñez que hicieron que consideraras al mundo de otra manera.
Sometimes just giving money is a much wiser (and safer) choice.
Love is patient. Love is kind.
Everyone is on trial in Captivated: The Trials of Pamela Smart, which airs Aug. 18 on HBO.
Your feed doesn't have to be sacred.
Note: No Mickey Mouse Club members were considered for this list. Because it's time to give these 16 recent Disney Channel alums their proper shine and place in history.
Much relax, very wow.
Politicians, media, and Facebook are spreading fake quotes from her book Hard Choices.
Continuing the fine lineage of Jenner hair.
Como el perfeccionista que eres, sabes que tus tatuajes tienen que ser precisos y perfectos.
It's all very Gary Jules.
The Fine Brothers Would Like To Be The John Hughes, JJ Abrams, Joss Whedon, And Warner Brothers Of YouTube
The YouTube creators behind "Kids React" are bringing their brand to Nickelodeon and other mainstream channels. "It's not just a person sitting in a room, it's a full company."
Users of the vacation rental site HomeAway keep falling victim to phishing scams, many of which involve the seventh largest bank in the world: Barclays Bank UK.
The broadcaster promises that the changes will apply to all new commissions, and will apply to staff both onscreen and offscreen. This initiative follows a similar scheme at the BBC.
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A backhanded compliment by any other name is still body shaming.
Vous devriez avoir honte.
Better than the original?
Screw you, bikini season.
Nos das brillo o nos das muerte.
It's not all apples and summer holidays.
Men, women, and children cleaned up hard-hit areas of the city Monday after another night of unrest.
Battles over local nondiscrimination ordinances, from small towns in Kentucky to big cities like Houston, often get personal when neighbors come face-to-face with disparities in the law for LGBT people.
Maral Malka and Mahmoud Mansour tied the knot on Sunday as 200 protesters made clear their opposition outside.
Actividades, reglas y conceptos que sólo un verdadero amante de los gatos entenderá.
Somehow this is extremely soothing.
Rep. Ted Yoho also reveals he raised impeachment with House leadership, who said no.
Or rather, stride of pride. Amirite?
"I find myself being suspicious of everyone these days."
FÚTBOL PARA TODA LA VIDA.
Des destinations de l'extrême pour ceux qui ont envie de sortir des sentiers battus.
Feeling too old for Forever 21 but too young for Ann Taylor pantsuits? Here's a guide to some great clothing stores aimed at people just like you.
Ser dotada de falta de graça tem seus altos e baixos. Principalmente baixos.
With a fake Cookie Monster, "Ted," and other animals in the background.
"We are being momentarily held by the train's dispatcher."
Life is too short to commit to an exclusive relationship with sea salt and lemon juice.
Call it a "selfeet."
"It's Robin Williams here saying, 'Hey girl, what's going on down there in New Zealand?' ... knock this off your bucket list."
So graceful, so beautiful, so majestic. *wipes single tear*
These are members of an elite hook-up squad known as the Special Victims Unit.
BRB I need to fry some sausages RIGHT THIS INSTANT.
Here with us tonight...
Aplausos para todos.
Do you know your Dhaka from your Dakar?
Por uma boa causa.
The craftmaster has crafted her crafterpiece.
Spoiler: they weren't very happy about it. NSFW language.
Perdón, no hemos traducido "guau" todavía.
A new Channel 5 documentary follows one group of British school leavers through their prom experience, and reports that as much as £30 million is spent on proms here every year.
Live video of why you shouldn't be a dick.
This video *may* contain explosions. H/T Reddit.
If it wasn't Shaggy, who was it?
It's about the eagles.
Refreshing pop queen announces sophomore album, Sucker, to be released in October.
Get me out of this damn sand.
O poder da maquiagem realmente é impressionante. As imagens fazem parte do meme que surgiu na semana passada no Instagram.
No "heads-up" from Missouri's governor.
I don't think Nani is his favourite player.
Ser casi ciego es una mierda.
A peaceful protest turned violent as shootings, tear gas, and firebombs rocked the city Sunday night.
Coming soon to Washington and London.
HAND ME THAT BUCKET.
Charity = ice bucket = ice = art = art pop.
Nintendo Is Considering Naming A "Zelda" Character After Robin Williams Following An Online Campaign
Williams was a well-known fan of the Nintendo franchise.
Photojournalism champ meets Crazy Big World. Results = Off. The. Hook.
Un día del cabello despeinado se convierte en un día del cabello jodido
The Last Week Tonight talked at length Sunday night about the unrest in Ferguson and the police response, and militarization of local law enforcement.
The end is near. Grab your friends, pack up the car, and take one last summer road trip.
It's time to meet Celestina Warbeck. H/T Today.
Someone's been Tumblr stalking.
One week on from the star's death, graffiti artists are still paying their respects across the world.
The half-hour scripted show premieres Oct. 4. Watch the new trailer exclusively on BuzzFeed.
Suban todos de nivel en el juego de la vida.
Everything you love about brunch, tucked between layers of pasta.
The bun is made of hashbrowns cooked like waffles. There is also bacon, egg, and cheese involved, obviously.
Mornings are hard. French toast made out of cake will help.
Now you can impress your friends on the internet too. H/T TechCrunch.
Sabes que no lo quieres.
Don't forget to thank the bridesmaids.
From the DHT to Prow, there are just some things you'll never forget about the 'Burgh.
Remembralls are so useful.
Needless to say, it's brilliant.
And they BOTH posted videos of it on Instagram. What does it all mean?!
She's playing games again.
You Need To Hear This Comedian's Rant About Westboro Baptist Church's Plans To Protest Robin Williams' Funeral
Adam Hills has just set the church quite the challenge. NSFW language.
The WikiLeaks figurehead made the announcement at a press conference this morning.
Via 120 Ways to Annoy Your Mother by Ana Benaroya.
He has 453 piercings on his face and body.
Chinese fans flock to the replica café to eat "Ross cupcakes", stroke a real-life smelly cat, and relax in a knock-off version of Joey and Chandler’s apartment next door.
Ian Botham's Twitter Account Just Posted One Of The Most Graphic Things You've Ever Seen From A Cricketer
NSFW. Really, really NSFW. Can't stress that enough. Possible ball-tampering scandal ahead.
East coast to west coast = 4,000km. Plenty of time for thinking.
Pizza is love. Pizza is life.
"You're getting maced next time you pass us."
Australia's most beautiful city?
Most hospitals and clinics in Liberia are closed so people are dying of preventable complications.
Chinese Cafe Owner Faces Racist Backlash For Saying Customers Don't Want Coffee Made By Black People
"I was racially vilified at The Coffee Nazi and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."
Bannissons les enfants pour toujours.
Eu sei o que você está pensando que você já viu todas as coisas fofas da sua vida. BEM, VOCÊ ESTÁ ERRADO.
Just put corn and tomatoes in everything, if possible.
Past decades sometimes repeat themselves. On your face. (Wait, what?)
Sometimes things get a bit lost in translation ...
¡Sé libre para expresarte!