“Rolls their eyes at BuzzFeed.”
“But still reads it.”
Care package is to college as cigarette is to prison.
BuzzFeed’s 20-year-old interns envision life 10 years down the road. The future holds a good amount of quinoa.
And it’s so much less gross than LeftoverSwap.
Can someone get this man a liquor license ASAP?
Love is patient. Love is kind.
History is written by the victors.
How did it take us so long realize that churros and ice cream belong together?
Because I am lazy, and you, too, are probably lazy.
It rhymes with mosquitoes.
Sorry, Las Vegas, you’re disqualified.
It’s time to graduate from gin and tonic.
I got twentysomething problems but an app ain’t one.