3. This avocado toast that got some color in the ~~South of France~~
4. This avo toast that got some work done (but don’t mention it, it totally thinks no one can tell. Yikes, I know):
5. This avocado toast that some people say has a perfectly symmetrical face:
6. This avocado toast that recently became the first avocado toast of color in this BuzzFeed post:
8. This avocado toast that like… okay, so you can’t really tell from this picture, but it’s gorgeous IRL. Everyone thinks so:
9. This avocado toast that was allegedly the reason for the Solange/Jay-Z elevator blow up:
I mean… it’s no Beyonce, but like I get it.
10. This plus-sized avocado toast sending us a message about body positivity. Yes, thank you avocado toast!
11. This avocado toast that is comfortable sharing the spotlight:
13. This avo toast that doesn’t even have to wear makeup. Ugh, don’t you hate it!
14. This avocado that basically just wears all-black everyday. I don’t think that really counts as style, but a lot of people think this toast is like… a fashion icon:
15. This avocado toast that just got out of rehab and is trying to stay away from the whole “party scene” for a while:
16. This avocado toast that I ran into once in the locker room at Equinox:
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