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    16 Signs Your Roommate Is Stealing From You

    Because these people need answers.

    1. When you ask what happened to your Oreos, they feign ignorance.

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    2. You've seen Instagrams of them in clothes that look very familiar.

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    3. You run out of shampoo and conditioner suspiciously quickly.

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    Your roommate's hair is always shiny and soft looking.

    4. You're constantly catching whiffs of your cologne/perfume when you haven't used it.

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    5. They have very little food of their own, but always seem well-fed.

    6. You never have any socks.

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    The sock monster is a conspiracy.

    7. There are finger marks in your peanut butter.

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    No judgement if you did this yourself, but if you look into your jar of Skippy and see the indentations of a foreign finger, you know who did it.

    8. There are often nibbles gone from your leftovers.

    9. They're always paying for things with loose change. It theirs... maybe.

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    10. You've inexplicably lost a pair or two of generic earbuds.

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    It's called "plausible deniability."

    11. You suspect that your alcohol has been watered down ever so slightly.

    12. There's all sorts of nonsense in your Netflix queue.

    **Not really "stealing" per se but definitely a red flag.

    13. They act very casual when you walk in. Too casual.

    14. Your friends think you sound a little crazy when you talk about it...

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    15. Or that you're overreacting...

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    16. But something fishy is going on. You're sure of it.

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