"The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth."

Erin Chack • One day ago

OK you can have my wallet.

Erin Chack • 2 days ago

Either way, YUM!

Erin Chack • 6 days ago

"Can’t believe I just have to keep dating until someone likes me back or I die."

Erin Chack • 9 days ago

Send help.

Erin Chack • 10 days ago

The internet...Is Good.

Erin Chack • 13 days ago

"Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much garlic to put in. You measure that with your heart."

Erin Chack • 15 days ago

Your voice matters.

Erin Chack • 17 days ago

It's just too freaking cute.

Erin Chack • 18 days ago

The birds know.

Erin Chack • 19 days ago

On the internet, no one knows you're a dog.

Erin Chack • 20 days ago

I did the work so you don't have to.

Erin Chack • 21 days ago

You can't argue with this list because YOU chose it!

Erin Chack • 23 days ago

Everyone's standards are different!

Erin Chack • 25 days ago

"Ever since I hit 30, being roasted by teens has overtaken my fear of sharks."

Erin Chack • 26 days ago

Let's settle this once and for all.

Erin Chack • 26 days ago

You could totally share clothes.

Erin Chack • One month ago

"Is it rude if I ask my employer to pay me?"

Erin Chack • One month ago

I wish I could kick this post into my own ass.

Erin Chack • One month ago

This duck is hot as hell.

Erin Chack • One month ago