No offense but these aren't dogs.
Your taste in couches says a lot about you.
Are you a plant daddy or a casual?
So many plants, so many names.
Quick! What do you call a Benedict Cumberbatch fan?
"I hate when my friend starts dating an idiot and I have to be like how could you bring this man into our lives."
Please help settle this debate between me and my clearly incorrect boyfriend.
And you thought your middle name was bad!
It's harder to tell than you think.
Monsters come in all shapes and sizes.
"I hope Mindy Kaling keeps her baby's paternity a secret for so long that eventually her daughter is forced to have a Mamma Mia."
"Yeah your booty is nice but how thicc is your love for the environment?"
You can't have both!
"Don't body-shame the wildfires."
"I asked for extra sauce at the Burger King drive-thru and I got extra salts."
"Wish I could put my titties in a ponytail."
There are m-m-m-more than you think!
Omg we get ittt, you're an artist!!!
"Drake is such a Carrie Bradshaw."
Here's a quiz to help pasta time.
