Shhhhh baby burrito is sleeping.
Wine is made out of grapes so there’s my serving of fruit for the day!
Take a deep breath and pour that wine.
I’m not crying, you’re crying!
It me, it you. It all of us.
“Unprotected copulation between witches and wizards will result in sexually transmitted jinxes…”
Because you don’t want your doggy to be embarrassed at the Halloween parade.
No need to get fancy with it, just treat yo self.
Because we all know surviving any group project deserves it’s own degree.
Only your best friend can embarrass you this badly and get away with it.
And they deserve it too, tbh.
Dogs are our family and families embarrass each other.
“When you’re congested and finally get that sweet relief of being able to breathe through your nose again.”
Not everything is so stressful.
Cats: the original petty queens.
Anything can be a wine opener if you just believe… Right?
The most competitive game of them all.