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31 Restaurant Names That Maybe Should Be Reconsidered

Some silly, some gross, some downright racist. Many just funny to the native English speaker with a very immature mind.

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1. This one's just rude.

Wicklow, Ireland
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Wicklow, Ireland

2. Heh-heh-heh...'gina.

San Francisco, CA
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San Francisco, CA

3. Terrifyingly delicious? No, just pretty scary.

Pasay City, Philippines
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Pasay City, Philippines

4. I guess this is pretty welcoming.

Melbourne, Australia
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Melbourne, Australia

5. Cute for potty-training, not so cute for restauranting.

Pembroke, MA
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Pembroke, MA

6. Oh.

The Philippines To be fair, this is the name of an island in the Philippines but it doesn't make it much less jarring.
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The Philippines

To be fair, this is the name of an island in the Philippines but it doesn't make it much less jarring.

7. Everything about this screams "RUN AWAY, KIDS"

Watson Lake, Canada
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Watson Lake, Canada

8. If you get crabs from Dirty Dick's Crab House, that's really your bad.

Florida Chain
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Florida Chain

9. File under: Things I would never order at a restaurant.

ThailandThis place is actually pretty cool — it is run by an organization that tries to respond to current social and economic dilemmas. The restaurant itself is environmentally sustainable and promises that its "food is guaranteed not to cause pregnancy." Phew.
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Thailand

This place is actually pretty cool — it is run by an organization that tries to respond to current social and economic dilemmas. The restaurant itself is environmentally sustainable and promises that its "food is guaranteed not to cause pregnancy." Phew.

10. This one is pretty darn clever, I'll give 'em that.

New Canaan, CT
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New Canaan, CT

11. Nothing about this is what I want in my mouth.

Cambridge, MA
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Cambridge, MA

12. It's OK, you can allow your 4-year-old self to laugh.

London, U.K.
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London, U.K.

13. :(

Port Campbell, Victoria, Australia
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Port Campbell, Victoria, Australia

14. Great first name or just clever?

San Francisco, CA
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San Francisco, CA

15. Summers in NY: Hot? Yes. Crusty? You should see a doctor.

New York, NY
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New York, NY

16. Oh man, I get where they were coming from but...no.

London, U.K.
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London, U.K.

17. Personally, I'd rather not have anything hairy near things I consume but maybe that's just me.

New York, NY
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New York, NY

18. For your fine delicacy needs.

McLeod Ganj, India
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McLeod Ganj, India

19. Combining everyone's favorite activities.

Fivemiletown, U.K.
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Fivemiletown, U.K.

20. Your tailor opened up a restaurant and he's not keeping your secret.

Portland, Oregon
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Portland, Oregon

21. I mean...

Beacon, NY

22. Hey, if I could shit gold, I'd brag about it too.

London, U.K.
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London, U.K.

23. For the cougar in all of us.

Arcadia, CA
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Arcadia, CA

24. It's just so similar.

Sentul, Kuala lumpur, Malaysia
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Sentul, Kuala lumpur, Malaysia

25. At least it's not "Butt Sweat."

Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates
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Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates

26. Oof.

The owner actually just changed the name of this Philly restaurant on Aug. 5, 2013, to "Joe's Steaks + Soda Shop" stating, "It's 2013...It was time to do it." Probably a good call, yes.
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The owner actually just changed the name of this Philly restaurant on Aug. 5, 2013, to "Joe's Steaks + Soda Shop" stating, "It's 2013...It was time to do it." Probably a good call, yes.

27. We hear he's all talk.

New York, NY

28. I love pizza just as much as the next person but...

San Francisco, CA
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San Francisco, CA

29. Whoever made this decision made the wrong choice...

Sidcup, Kent
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Sidcup, Kent

30. But they weren't the only ones...

Willowmore, South Africa
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Willowmore, South Africa

31. You would think more people had seen the movie...

Cleveland, OH
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Cleveland, OH

32. Nope.

London, U.K.
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London, U.K.

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