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    31 Restaurant Names That Maybe Should Be Reconsidered

    Some silly, some gross, some downright racist. Many just funny to the native English speaker with a very immature mind.

    1. This one's just rude.

    Wicklow, Ireland

    2. Heh-heh-heh...'gina.

    San Francisco, CA

    3. Terrifyingly delicious? No, just pretty scary.

    Pasay City, Philippines

    4. I guess this is pretty welcoming.

    Melbourne, Australia

    5. Cute for potty-training, not so cute for restauranting.

    Pembroke, MA

    6. Oh.

    The Philippines

    To be fair, this is the name of an island in the Philippines but it doesn't make it much less jarring.

    7. Everything about this screams "RUN AWAY, KIDS"

    Flickr: dr_television / Via

    Watson Lake, Canada

    8. If you get crabs from Dirty Dick's Crab House, that's really your bad.

    Florida Chain

    9. File under: Things I would never order at a restaurant.


    This place is actually pretty cool — it is run by an organization that tries to respond to current social and economic dilemmas. The restaurant itself is environmentally sustainable and promises that its "food is guaranteed not to cause pregnancy." Phew.

    10. This one is pretty darn clever, I'll give 'em that.

    New Canaan, CT

    11. Nothing about this is what I want in my mouth.

    Cambridge, MA

    12. It's OK, you can allow your 4-year-old self to laugh.


    London, U.K.

    13. :(

    Port Campbell, Victoria, Australia

    14. Great first name or just clever?

    San Francisco, CA

    15. Summers in NY: Hot? Yes. Crusty? You should see a doctor.


    New York, NY

    16. Oh man, I get where they were coming from

    Via Flickr: doctorow

    London, U.K.

    17. Personally, I'd rather not have anything hairy near things I consume but maybe that's just me.

    New York, NY

    18. For your fine delicacy needs.

    McLeod Ganj, India

    19. Combining everyone's favorite activities.

    Fivemiletown, U.K.

    20. Your tailor opened up a restaurant and he's not keeping your secret.

    Portland, Oregon

    21. I mean...

    22. Hey, if I could shit gold, I'd brag about it too.

    London, U.K.

    23. For the cougar in all of us.

    Arcadia, CA

    24. It's just so similar.

    Sentul, Kuala lumpur, Malaysia

    25. At least it's not "Butt Sweat."

    Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates

    26. Oof.

    The owner actually just changed the name of this Philly restaurant on Aug. 5, 2013, to "Joe's Steaks + Soda Shop" stating, "It's 2013...It was time to do it." Probably a good call, yes.

    27. We hear he's all talk.

    28. I love pizza just as much as the next person but...

    Via Flickr: 11513812@N02

    San Francisco, CA

    29. Whoever made this decision made the wrong choice...

    Sidcup, Kent

    30. But they weren't the only ones...

    Willowmore, South Africa

    31. You would think more people had seen the movie...

    Cleveland, OH

    32. Nope.


    London, U.K.