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    31 Restaurant Names That Maybe Should Be Reconsidered

    Some silly, some gross, some downright racist. Many just funny to the native English speaker with a very immature mind.

    1. This one's just rude.

    2. Heh-heh-heh...'gina.

    3. Terrifyingly delicious? No, just pretty scary.

    4. I guess this is pretty welcoming.

    5. Cute for potty-training, not so cute for restauranting.

    6. Oh.

    7. Everything about this screams "RUN AWAY, KIDS"

    8. If you get crabs from Dirty Dick's Crab House, that's really your bad.

    9. File under: Things I would never order at a restaurant.

    10. This one is pretty darn clever, I'll give 'em that.

    11. Nothing about this is what I want in my mouth.

    12. It's OK, you can allow your 4-year-old self to laugh.

    13. :(

    14. Great first name or just clever?

    15. Summers in NY: Hot? Yes. Crusty? You should see a doctor.

    16. Oh man, I get where they were coming from but...no.

    17. Personally, I'd rather not have anything hairy near things I consume but maybe that's just me.

    18. For your fine delicacy needs.

    19. Combining everyone's favorite activities.

    20. Your tailor opened up a restaurant and he's not keeping your secret.

    21. I mean...

    22. Hey, if I could shit gold, I'd brag about it too.

    23. For the cougar in all of us.

    24. It's just so similar.

    25. At least it's not "Butt Sweat."

    26. Oof.

    27. We hear he's all talk.

    28. I love pizza just as much as the next person but...

    29. Whoever made this decision made the wrong choice...

    30. But they weren't the only ones...

    31. You would think more people had seen the movie...

    32. Nope.