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August 20, 2014

This Guy Wins Tinder, And Life.

Just your simple, everyday review of everyone's favorite dating app.

This Adorable Frenchie Puppy Jumping Off A Couch Will Make You Say D'Aww

You'll wish you had a French bulldog after watching this video.

25 Things Everyone Who Went To A Small Liberal Arts School Knows To Be True

"Where did you go to school?" Oh, you've never heard of it.

Killer Mike And Talib Kweli Went On Cable News To Talk About Ferguson

The rappers got face time on CNN and MSNBC, respectively.

The World Is A Horrible Place So Let's Go To The Most Remote Locations On Earth

If you need me, I'll be waiting out this wretched summer at my POLE OF INACCESSIBILITY.

U.S. Launched Secret Operation In Syria To Rescue James Foley And Other American Hostages

In a secret mission this summer, a Special Operations team attempted to rescue journalist James Foley and other Americans held in Syria. The operation failed.

10 artistas da cena pop nacional nos quais você precisa prestar atenção

Funk, eletrônico e até K- pop, tem de tudo no cenário musical pop do Brasil e vale um play.

Eyewitness Video Shows St. Louis Police Shooting Knife-Wielding Man

The St. Louis Metropolitan Police Department released cell phone video of Tuesday's shooting of a 25-year-old man just miles away from Ferguson, Mo. Warning: Video is extremely graphic.

California Highway Patrol Officer Who Beat Woman Could Face Serious Charges

Daniel Andrew, who was videotaped beating 51-year-old Marlene Pinnock on the side of the freeway on July 1, may face serious charges.

5 Reasons Why Fat Shaming Needs To Go Away

Shaming dogs is funny but when it comes to shaming humans, no one is laughing.

"American Horror Story: Freak Show" Will Premiere This October

The '50s-set series, focusing on a circus sideshow run by Jessica Lange's character, will premiere Oct. 8 on FX.

24 Questions You Should Actually Ask On A First Date

Because likes and interests are really secondary.

This Family Of Pugs Is All You Need Today

The wrinkliest clan in all the land.

Democratic Congressman: People Think My GOP Opponent Is Moderate Because He's Gay

"Now he's saying, 'Well, I'm a gay man, I must be moderate. I'm pro-choice, I'm pro-environment.' And I gotta tell ya, around the country, where people don't know him, they completely buy it."

9 Celebrity Tweets You Missed Today

Here's what happened today!

Which Badass '90s Cartoon Lady Are You?

Please note that the '90s were a great time to be a smart, rebellious cartoon lady.

9 Things You Have To Know About The Art World's First Pug Prodigy

She's an intense artÍst who will undoubtedly change the world.

Stop The Presses, Verne Troyer Just Changed The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge Forever

There's a fryer in the kitchen, stop everything you're doing and watch this ALS ice bucket challenge right now.

Who Will Win — And Who Should Win — At The Emmys?

Let us pray that Orange Is the New Black finally takes down Modern Family.

Liberia Quarantines Township Where Residents Attacked Ebola Clinic

The move is meant to contain what health officials had described as a hot spot of the disease in the capital.

Hypochondriacs VS Non-Hypochondriacs

Real life troubles of a hypochondriac.

Los 15 besos más incómodos de todos los tiempos

Acabo de sacarme los ojos con un tenedor.

Bernie Sanders Town Hall Devolves Into Screaming Match About Gaza

"Fuck Israel," one woman shouted. Sanders, the senator from Vermont, told someone to "shut up."

Quelle Nadine Morano êtes-vous ?

Trouvez la Nadine Morano qui sommeille en vous.

Why I Want To Be Nicki Minaj's Ass

Basically, how the "Anaconda" video changed my life.

26 Hard-To-Find Movies That Remind Us Why VHS, DVD, And LaserDisc Still Matter

The world shouldn't have to go without 1986 BMX racing drama Rad.

The Great Smartphone Data Wars Have Begun In Earnest

The days of your unlimited data plan are numbered whether you like it or not.

25 Ridiculously Nineties Album Titles From The '90s

Lots of made up nouns and purposefully-misspelt words with just the right touch of angst.

Which '90s Diva Are You?

Let's sort the Britneys from the Whitneys.

This Guy Took Photos Of Himself Adorably Proposing To Disney Characters

He was just looking for his happily ever after.

Supercool DIY Apartment Pick-Me-Ups

Cheap and simple ways to spruce up your place.

Obama's Top Ex-Advisers Are Cashing In On Fighting Unions

Now that they're not working at the White House, some of the biggest names from the Obama campaigns — Plouffe, Messina, Gibbs, LaBolt — are working against unions.

Forbes Won't Explain Why It Deleted Gaza Post

"But I always thought that's what opinion columns are for."

Did I Just Get Positively Motivated By An Axe Ad?

"Don't save your best for the Weekend! Own Monday!"

8 Stages Of The Job Rejection Process

Applying for jobs: it's not for the weak.

Ariana Grande's Four New Grown And Sexy Songs Will Surprise You

A sultry duet with The Weeknd and a feel-good slow jam with hip Norwegian producer Cashmere Cat are some of the ways Ariana's telling us she's not a kid.

"Hunger Games" Stars Have Officially Been Ice Bucket Challenged

The film's producer and director have challenged Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth, Natalie Dormer, Jena Malone, and Sam Claflin. It's boys against girls... who will be first?

22 Badass And Inspiring Quotes From Demi Lovato

In honor of the ~ultimate pop star's~ 22nd birthday.

15 Things Twentysomething Taylor Swift Fans Are Tired Of Hearing

Haters gonna hate, I'm just gonna shake it off.

21 Parts Of Everyday Life That Are A Struggle If You're Bad At Math

You want me to figure out what 15% of the bill is? Who am I, Einstein?

11 Celebritoes

Celebritoes.

9 Things That Make Indian Chinese Food The BOMB

How American is the American Chosuey?

7 Things You Can Do For Ferguson

You've heard about everything that is going on in Ferguson, MO. You probably want to do something about it, but if you don't live in the area, you may feel like you don't know what to do. Here are some options:

24 Uncomfortable Situations For People Who Despise Spontaneity

It's not "missing out" if you didn't want to be there in the first place.

Kelly Oxford Is Now A Model That Makes Us Laugh

Fashion + Comedy = match made in heaven... Hilarious tweets always improve everything

31 Facts You Probably Didn’t Know About The Philippines

We've got the biggest malls, so siyempre we've got the biggest shoes.

9 Celebrities Who Prove That Bobs Have More Fun

Too scared to make the chop? See how these women nailed the whole haircut game.

So This Is What A Brand-New Baby Gorilla Looks Like

It's like a very hairy little person.

Why Living With Roommates Is The Best

Roommates are more than just a necessary evil for making rent—in fact, they can be kind of awesome (seriously!). Over at This Old Apartment we’re navigating all your rental woes. But let’s pause and reflect on why you’re better off living with other people… even if they're weirdos. — Megan Baker, This Old House

8 Of My Favorite GIFs From Nicki Minaj’s ‘Anaconda’ Video

I haven't seen the music video yet, but if these GIFs I found randomly online when I searched for "Anaconda GIFs" are any indication, this song is one hell of a ride.

17 Pueblos con nombres que parecen de mentira

Si hubiera existido un nombrador de pueblos, está claro que o no tenía mucha imaginación o tomaba muchos psicotrópicos o simplemente era muy vago para pensar. Spain is different.

Where Is ISIS Moving To Online As Twitter Clamps Down?

"It's almost like using Linux to control a bomb."

President Obama's Motorcade Heads To Golf Course Following Foley Statement

The president is on Martha's Vineyard currently.

La France sur Instagram vs. dans la vraie vie

Ne croyez pas tout ce qu'Instagram vous raconte.

23 Unavoidable Stages Of Binge-Watching A New TV Show

Before you finish the series and don't know what to do with your life anymore...

Goldman Sachs Junior Bankers To Make As Much As $85,000 Per Year After Pay Raise

The bank is planning to hike salaries as much as 20%, according to a New York Post report. The raise follows an earlier move mandating that junior employees get Saturdays off.

Emma Stone Will Make Her Broadway Debut In "Cabaret" This Fall

Maybe this time... OMG WE ARE ALL SO LUCKY. #bless

15 Mesmerizing GIFs That Will Distract You From Reality

What's that? You have things to do? Not anymore.

Songs By Your Favorite Artists That Did Not Get Enough Recognition

Don’t let the radio decide which song is best.

Off Target

Big box retailer Target cut its full-year profit forecast Wednesday by roughly 50 cents in the face of continued consumer spending declines. The company, which recently named a new CEO after its customers had their data hacked over the holiday season, now expects to earn between $3.10-$3.30 per share.

28 Vegetarian Recipes That Are Even Easier Than Getting Takeout

Ready in 30 minutes or less and you don't even need to put a bra on to answer the door.

Israel Is Barring Amnesty International And Human Rights Watch From Investigating The Gaza War

"At this point we think there is something intentional," said an Amnesty International representative.

6 Hobbies You Wish You Had

You may play ukulele or brew beer, but here are some hobbies that probably put yours to shame. Sorry, but it's true.

17 Inspirational Body Image Quotes You Need To Hear Right Now

We've all had your days, and when you're feeling down on yourself, remember you are beautiful in every single way.

Obama On American Journalist's Execution: "The Entire World Is Appalled"

"No just God would stand for what they did yesterday."

12 Eye-Opening Confessions From Ferguson

People are using the anonymous secret-sharing app Whisper to describe their experiences in Missouri.

The Guy Who Inspired The Ice Bucket Challenge Finally Took The Ice Bucket Challenge Himself

His name is Pete Frates, and he's the reason you (or someone you know) got nominated for the Ice Bucket Challenge.

21 Secrets Overly Competitive People Will Never Tell You

Can't hear you over ALL THE WINNING.

30 cosas que debes haber aprendido acerca del amor para cuando tengas 30 años

Las cosas se ponen peor, chicos. (Y también mucho mejor).

The Best Of The Internet’s Response To Nicki Minaj’s "Anaconda" Video

Nicki Minaj dropped her "Anaconda" video at midnight on Wednesday and we, like Drake, may never recover.

Man Carrying Umbrella Causes Lockdown On San Diego College Campus

Cal State San Marcos spent the first day of its student orientation on lockdown after reports of an armed gunman. Update — August 20, 1:35 p.m: The man reported as a gunman was actually carrying a large umbrella and umbrella case.

Salmonella Risk Causes Whole Foods, Trader Joe's Almond Butter Recall

The recall affects those stores' name-brand almond butter, as well as Arrowhead Mills and MaraNatha peanut and almond butters.

Vogue Editor Anna Wintour Took The Ice Bucket Challenge Too

High fashion meets highly freezing water.

Sanford, Florida, Mayor Urges Ferguson To Welcome Obama Administration's Help

Jeff Triplett, the part-time mayor of the town where Trayvon Martin was shot, says the Justice Department saved the day in Sanford.

George W. Bush Took The Ice Bucket Challenge

And he's challenging Bill Clinton.

The Life Of A Post-Grad Intern

Hurry up and wait.

A Tear-Jerking Ice Bucket Challenge

This 27 year-old man has ALS. His mom has it, his grandma too. He believes dumping water doesn't do quite enough to spread awareness for his community. So he dumps the water on himself but also takes us inside his life -- the life of a young man with ALS.

17 Songs That Have The Power To Change Your Life

"In that moment, it was exactly what I needed to hear."

Anonymous Documents Sent To Hedge Fund Back PetSmart Into Likely Sale

Hedge fund Jana Partners, which has been pushing for a sale of the pet supply company citing poor financial performance in the last year, received anonymous documents that appear to have persuaded PetSmart into considering a deal. Competitor Petco or a private equity firm is looking to bid on the company.

Afghanistan Just Expelled A New York Times Journalist For His Critical Coverage

Matthew Rosenberg is the first western journalist to be publicly expelled since the Taliban ruled.

These Writing Tips From George R.R. Martin And Robin Hobb Are Just Epic

"It's like chasing butterflies and trying not to crush them."

The Police Might Arrest You For Watching The Murder Of James Foley But They Can't Tell You The Law

London's police force previously released a statement saying that anyone viewing extremist material within the UK may be committing a criminal offence.

Deco For The Food Lover

Just don't eat your pillow.

Las 19 peores etapas de enamorarte locamente

Los amo tanto, que sólo quiero darles una bofetada.

15 Latino Celebs That Perfectly Took On The #IceBucketChallenge

Because we're never gonna complain about seeing them covered in iced water.

13 Things That Cost As Much As Having A Kid

Oh, hey, children are expensive.

9 Ingenious Food Hybrids That Deserve To Be Famous

That is not an objective opinion because we created them all.

The 5 Stages Of Experiencing A Hard Drive Failure

Install this beta software, they said. It will be easy, they said.

15 Realizations You Have When Sending Your Kid To Kindergarten

Gird your loins. Life is about to get real.

9 Inspirational Women Who Are Cooler Than Their Celeb Boyfs.

Just because the dudes are more famous, doesn't mean the women aren't hella cool.

Everything That Happens When Zac Efron Goes Running In A Sweaty T-Shirt

It's for a movie but that doesn't mean it's not happening right in front of your eyes.

A Charity Is Providing Weddings For Terminally Ill People And It's Hugely Moving

There are some lovely people in the world. Let's give these guys a hand if we can.

30 momentos dramáticos que todos nós já vivemos no restaurante por quilo

Como distinguir ovo de codorna e muçarela de búfala?!!!

19 de las más increíbles transformaciones de barba de celebridades que alguna vez viste

"Un hombre sin barba es como un pan sin corteza". (Proverbio lituano). ¡Con el CURSOR PARA DESLIZAR!

30 Things You Miss About Roommates When Living Alone

Without pants or other people around to judge you, life is pretty sweet, but seriously — who's gonna split this Pad Thai with me?

Here's Everything You Need To Know About Jimmy Fallon's Game Of "GoldenEye" With Pierce Brosnan

You won't be surprised to learn that Brosnan chose the James Bond character.

17 Dogs Give Life Advice To Puppies

"There's a method to getting a belly scratch."

12 Famosos que se sumaron al #IceBucketChallenge

Nunca nos vamos a cansar de verlos tirandose agua helada.

Ebola Is Killing Women In Far Greater Numbers Than Men

A Liberian health official estimates 75% of Ebola deaths are women. That's because they are the nation's caregivers.

What to Say to Ryan Gosling

What to loudly say to a friend (or stranger) in case Ryan Gosling is close by. Guaranteed (maybe) to distinguish you from all the other people trying to accost him.

50 Awesome State Tattoos That Will Fill You With Hometown Pride

The only thing more permanent than a tattoo is where you come from.

Feminist Photos From Around The World: Then And Now

Badass feminists, past and present. Slightly NSFW.

George Bush Did The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge Even Though He Doesn't Think It's "Presidential"

"I do not think it's presidential for me to be splashed with ice water."

How Harvard Law Students Are Showing Support For Michael Brown And Ferguson

"Even though we are students at one of the most prestigious institutions in the world, we are still subject to the same prejudices and biases that possibly led to Michael Brown's death."

Which Plantain Dish Matches Your Personality?

Are you plantain in the membrane?

34 coisas pequenas que você pode fazer para que sua casa fique muito melhor

Comprovado pelos lares na vida real da galera do BuzzFeed.

7 Brain Hacks To Improve Productivity

Use these tips to hack your life.

Breaking Bad's Bryan Cranston & Aaron Paul Reunite In Pawn Shop Parody Video

Bonus: Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Seinfeld/Breaking Bad references.

Fayetteville, Arkansas, Passes LGBT-Inclusive Nondiscrimination Law

The Fayetteville City Council convened for about 10 hours Tuesday and into Wednesday morning and heard from over 100 people before approving the measure, NWA Online reported.

16 parejas que necesitan que las detengan

El amor es ciego y también lo es el fotógrafo.

Lindsay Lohan And Tina Fey Reunited

For one heavily filtered and blown-out selfie. But why did Lindsay delete the photo?

This Pretzel-Covered S'moresicle Is The Best Thing You'll Eat All Summer

Ice cream. Toasted marshmallows. Chocolate. Graham crackers. Pretzels. Eternal salty-sweet happiness.

18 Dainty And Discreet Ways To Have An Undercut

Shaved doesn't have to be scary.

This Banana Pudding Cannoli Will Change The World

Before the Bannoli, nothing mattered.

21 idées de manucure pour ongles courts

Ce n'est pas la taille qui compte.

14 Perfect Responses To Skinny Boy Body-Shaming

We're not small. We're fun-size.

Ross's Greatest Fashion Moments

Move over Rachel, Ross Geller really needs to be crowned the ultimate fashionista of Friends. Here are some of his finest fashion moments.

UK Still Allowing Arms Exports To Israel Because The Resumption Of Hostilities Is Not "Significant"

The business secretary announced last week that the government would end arms exports if military hostilities started again.

37 Things Explaining What It's Like To Be Single

You know you're single when the dating scene seems like a crazy web of unfortunate haircuts and bad decisions, your mom keeps reminding you that you aren't getting any younger, and your friends flaunt their significant others like they're the limited edition shoes on the fall line.

5 Peter Capaldi Performances To Watch Before The Premiere Of "Doctor Who"

Bask in the gloriousness that is Peter Capaldi before the Doctor Who series 8 comes on.

21 Signs You're The Dwight Schrute Of Your Friend Group

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Here Are Blueberry Pie Tacos And You Are Welcome

The two best summer foods (undeniably, unarguably) — combined into one.

Supporters Of Scottish Independence Are Winning The Comedy War On Vine

The Vote No campaign really needs to up its game.

American Dies Fighting Separatists In East Ukraine

"He swore in Ukrainian absolutely beautifully."

This Is How We Should Remember James Foley

Journalists and colleagues have been sharing memories of James Foley, known as Jim to his friends.

33 momentos de padre e hija en el baile de la boda que derretirán tu corazón

Agarremos los pañuelos y pongámonos sentimentales.

The Chuckle Brothers Won't Stop Tweeting Selfies From Inside Cars

To me to you to me to you to me to you to me to you to me to you to me to you to me to you to me to you to me to you to me to you to me to you to me to you.

The Ferguson Area Is Even More Segregated Than You Probably Guessed

There's a startling degree of racial division in St. Louis County.

Motorcyclist Crashes, Becomes Luckiest Man Alive All At Once

Russia brings us yet another breath-taking dashboard cam video. This time, it involves a motorcyclist and probably the most impressive display of acrobatics you'll see all day.

Bollywood A-Listers' Latest Attempt To Be Cool Literally Involves Dousing Themselves With Ice Water

Baba Sehgal called for Thanda Thanda Pani a long time ago; thanks to the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, it’s finally become mainstream.

Let's Take A Moment To Remember That Snoop Dogg Got High With A Welsh Farmer Who Grew A Giant Vegetable

Basically, I was talking to someone and I just wanted to confirm that this did actually happen and I wasn't dreaming, and I wasn't.

24 maneras en las que "Friends" te dio expectativas irrazonables en cuanto a la vida adulta

Ellos realmente nunca te dijeron que la vida iba a ser así.

Divide And Conquer: How A Shift In Tactics Dramatically Changed The Ferguson Protests

Police in Ferguson managed to disperse a crowd early Wednesday morning by focusing on containing and corralling protesters. It was a quieter night, but police still arrested 47 people.

19 choses pénibles qui se produisent dans toutes les salles de sport

Si seulement ma salle de muscu était chez moi.

This Gay Scottish Teenager Has Delivered The Ultimate Smackdown To The Westboro Baptist Church

Her mother said: “Rebecca, a lesbian, wanted to make a stand for gay rights and to invite the world to recognise the hypocrisy and hatred that WBC proclaim.”

The Crackdown In Ferguson Is Tailor-Made For Russian Trolling

"Why don't our senators go to Ferguson and speak out in support of the rights of negroes, and give them biscuits?"

7 Shows MTV Should Definitely Consider Bringing Back

Everyone knows the "M" is missing in MTV. The VMAs are just not good enough.

MAJOR MITCHELL'S COCKATOO

Come meet my bossy, possessive & beautiful new friend!

31 Essentials Every Fresher Needs To Pack

Get ready for the best year of your life.

Twitter To Suspend Accounts Of Anyone Tweeting Graphic Images Of Journalist's Alleged Execution

A video emerged last night appearing to show photojournalist James Foley being beheaded by a member of ISIS.

20 Adorable Etsy Items All Mindy Kaling Fans Need In Their Lives

Be your own role model. Channel your inner Beyoncé Pad Thai.

19 situations embarrassantes pour les gens qui sont toujours en retard

Être à l'heure, c'est plus difficile qu'on ne le croit.

Everyone Else Can Give Up, This Linkin Park Fan In Pune Is India's Best Student

You could try to top this but in the end, it wouldn't even matter. \m/

Ebola Is Killing Liberia's Coffin Business Too

Everyone is afraid of the dead, so the funeral business is slow.

Education Minister Mocks Students Trying To Burn His Effigy

Has anyone checked if Christopher Pyne is a Targaryen?

14 Undeniable Signs You're A Lifeguard

Savin' lives. Erry day.

29 Things You Only Know If You Grew Up In Fremantle

"You're pissed off 'mining prices' have come to Freo"

My Top 15 Favorite Anime Endings

Don't judge just enjoy! These are the songs that I never skip at the end of an episode.

15 Office Facepalms

In honour of ABC's new comedy Utopia (Wednesdays, 8.30pm) we bring you the ultimate office facepalm moments.

The Best YOLO Memes Ever!

Because you only live once! #YOLO

Retiring The Avocado Toast Instagram

When one door closes another opens.

At Least 50 People Killed As Landslides Sweep Away Homes In Japan

In Japan's Hiroshima prefecture, torrential rains caused landslides and floods Wednesday that left at least 50 people dead and 38 others were still reported missing on Sunday.

21 Stages Of Living Alone

All by MYYYYYYYSEEEEEELLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

19 Australian Coffee Shops You Need To Visit Before You Die

We sure know how to do a good coffee down here.

AT&T To Roll Out High-Speed Broadband Service On Apple's Home Turf, May Expand It To Google's

Cupertino will be the first California market in which AT&T will deploy its fiber network. The telecommunications giant, whose $67 billion deal to acquire DirecTV is under regulatory review, may also expand the rollout to San Francisco, Oakland, and parts of San Jose, including Mountain View.

6 Tools For Glamping That No Happy Camper Can Live Without

If you like the idea of exploring the great outdoors and sleeping under the stars but don’t actually like the idea of waking up with leaves in your hair and smelling like an old boot, then perhaps you need to join the growing trend of “glampers” who camp in style.

When A Possessive Sister Meets Her Brother's New Girlfriend

The first impression is everything. And you are screwed.

7 Reasons You Should Still Love Nat & Alex Wolff

Remember them? You may recognize this duo as the Naked Brothers Band from Nickelodeon. They are still brothers, and they are still a band, but they are slightly more clothed now (unfortunately).

"Baby Got Class" Is The Official 2014 Back-To-School Anthem

Some of you may remember the Holderness family of Raleigh who created a glorious Christmas card parody Of Will Smith’s "Miami" just before the holidays.

The NSW Police Force Probably Need To Rethink How They Name Awards

Heart in the right place, dictionary missing.

What The Critics Said About 'The Expendables 3'

So a film with a 16 action men lost out to 4 ninja trained turtles, so let's hear what critics thought of it...

Republican Congressman Accuses His Opponent Of Fat Shaming Him

"To see my opponent use this politically, it's just offensive, and it's offensive to millions of Americans who deal with this situation and I empathize with them."

Food That Looks Like Iggy Azalea

A new "art" blog about the talented and beautiful Iggy Azalea has graced the internet world comparing her looks to food.

50 Unforgettable Reasons "Chelsea Lately" Was The Best Late-Night Talk Show

A look back at some of the show's best moments before it goes away forever on August 26th.

24 Things People Who Are Always Hungry Know To Be True

Three meals a day is a joke. So is portion control.

A Man Suffering From ALS Created His Own Ice Bucket Challenge Video And It's Amazing

A native Texan and father reminded us what the cause is really for.

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