I told nearly a dozen puns to make my friends laugh, but unfortunately, no pun in ten did :/
“I eat crunchy peanut butter, therefore I am.” -René Descartes (probably)
In honor of National Girlfriends Day, we’re celebrating the best besties you’ve ever wanted to get drinks with.
Rage against that machine, you hungry rebel, you.
Why risk rejection or online dating when animal adoption exists?
Take it down multiple notches.
Nude Recreation Week is taking place from July 7th-13th.
It’s time to grin and bare it…all of it.
Some of the things we learn in college we will take with us through life. These words are not those things.
It’s only illegal if you get caught.
More than half of which can be attributed to AOL Instant Messenger. Or in 2005 speak: OMG AIM FML.
“Pareidolia” is a psychological phenomenon that can cause human beings to see faces in inanimate objects — but the only real “phenomenon” here is how deeply these guys care about your happiness and well being.