If you're alive, you've probably noticed that people LOVE to argue. About ANYTHING. The smooth vs crunchy peanut butter debate is no exception.
"If I wanted peanuts on a sandwich, I'd put on some Planters Dry Roasted, not a nut spread."
"Smooth peanut butter is so plain. It's like rubbing a sticky facial cream on a sandwich."
Blah, blah, blah, SILENCE YOU FOOLS.
There is no room for debate here. Crunchy peanut butter destroys smooth peanut butter not only in regards to texture, but also taste, health, and personality (yes, food has personality.)