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May 1, 2012

In Romney's Gay Rights Mess, Silence Wasn't An Option

The candidate stayed mum while his gay aide was being blasted by the right. Now gay rights groups blame Romney, whose aides say it was never about sexuality.

Here Is Kate Upton Dancing In The Smallest Bikini Ever

Here is Kate Upton dancing in the smallest bikini we've ever seen.

A Real-life Robinson Crusoe

86-year-old Brendon Grimshaw has lived alone on a tiny island in the Seychelles since 1962. He bought it for £8000 and has spent those years introducing trees and 120 giant tortoises back to the island.

Munich Nymphomaniac: Second Victim Found Weeping In Street

The man was finally found weeping on the street outsider her apartment in Munich (pictured) by police. He fought back his tears to tell them of his ordeal.

These Are The Guys Who Were Arrested For Plotting To Blow Up A Bridge In Ohio

Terrorist masterminds or Occupy Wall Street rejects? These five suspects, arrested today by the FBI, are charged with conspiracy and attempted use of explosive materials. Here are their mugshots and the details of their case.

Kim Basinger's Awful 1989 Album

Apparently Kim Basinger recorded a terrible R&B album in the '80s that was shelved by the record company. What's extra weird is that it was *possibly* produced by Prince.

30 Years Of Weather Channel Bloopers

Mostly caused by hurricanes. Don't lie, you know you think "I'll just wait for Local On the 8's" and you catch yourself still hypotonically watching two hours later.

These Ducks Can't Remember Where They Parked

You'd think an animal that migrates every year could remember a simple thing like where they parked their car.

Whitney Cummings Is Not The Devil

She drives me crazy, but the freakouts over Whitney's just-announced talk show are starting to feel just a teensy bit sexist.

Black Ops II Takes Call Of Duty Into The (Near) Future

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It’s The 2012 FilmDrunk Summer Movie Guide!

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Piñata Cookies A Tasty Reality

Get in my mouth! If you have the skills, or want to try anyway, the recipe is here.

An All-Girls Prom For Religious Muslim Students

In Hamatramck, Michigan, students threw the first ever all-girls prom, specifically for Muslim girls whose religious beliefs prevent them from dating or dancing with boys. The decorations were described as "princess-pink perfection."

The Flopping Manifesto

It's time to set some rules regarding what is and isn't a flop.

What Ever Happened To Turntable?

The thing about games is that eventually you get tired of them.

"The Avengers" Coloring Book Terrifying Villain

The 80s were a strange decade. Nothing will ever be scarier than these helpful magic pencils.

New Extended Trailer For Prometheus

Prometheus, the extended trailer.

Irwin

He'll put up with anything as long as I'm scratching him.

What Are Louis C.K. And Will Arnett Laughing About?

This pic was snapped at last night's NHL playoff between the Rangers and the Capitals.

Rupert Murdoch Officially Has The World's Most Wrinkly Hands

Can someone let him borrow your lotion?

Lady Gaga Has Hair In Strange Places And Other Links

Wouldn't that be super itchy? Plus Hollywood is ready to take another stab at "Hulk" movies and Backstreet's back, baby!

If Japanese Children Did "All The Single Ladies"

This is the sort of thing that happens in Japanese supermarkets every day. I'm totally in the mood for fruit salad now.

6 Reasons Naomi Campbell's New TV Show Will Be AWESOME

The famously tempestuous model just landed a deal to host an Oxygen show called "The Face" that sounds like "America's Next Top Model," but involves model teams. I think I can pretty safely say that the Oxygen network has never truly excited me, but here's why this show does.

Hilarious Track And Field Fail

This BYU student has had better days.

Jack's Mannequin 'Release Me' Video Premiere On We've Got You Covered's Blog

We are so honored and excited to share the premiere of Jack's Mannequin’s new music video for the single, "Release Me". We also have special message from Andrew McMahon about the song and what inspired the video. Andrew has always been one of our fa…

Romney's Gay Spokesman Forced Out, And Obama Campaign Attacks

After controversial tweets— and intense attacks from anti-gay groups — Ric Grenell resigns. Rhoades is "disappointed."

Beauty Queen's Crystal Crown Stolen

Miss Oklahoma Betty Thompson was moving to a new house on April 22 when her Swarovski crystal crown was stolen from her car. Also missing are two official pageant brooches and their mahogany case. Thompson tweeted, “Heartbroken that someone would take my Miss OK crown and box…it was taken out of the backseat of my Miss O car!"

26 Wholly Inappropriate Instagrams

Instagram is all for twee faux-artsy pictures of sunsets and food, right? Nope, people act like gross jerks on there just like anywhere else. Thankfully, someone has made a Tumblr to document this.

How Female Olympians Overcame Death Threats, Floor-Length Tennis Skirts, And More

Activists want the Olympics to ban Saudi Arabia from participating until the country allows women to compete. Here's a look back at the long history of women fighting for equality as Olympic athletes.

"Black Bloc" Occupiers Turn On Media

Protesters attacked photographers, and sought to seize their cameras, during May Day protests, journalists say. "One girl walks up to one of the photogs and nailed him right in the face," says Village Voice's Muncy.

Washington Nationals Rookie Phenom Plays Softball At The Washington Monument

He hasn't played a major league game in Washington yet, but that doesn't mean he hasn't played in Washington.

Spitting Woman Interrupts News Report

She gave the reporter permission to use her in his broadcast.

Romney Agrees With Biden: Obama's Naive

Invokes the Vice President in his defense of 2007 bin Laden comments.

Here's Everyone Who Hurt Themselves In April

Because there's nothing like a good ol' fashioned fail compilation.

The 43 Most Amazing Manicures On Instagram

Thank god girls love showing off their nails via social media. Some of these inspiring summer nail art ideas are so simple you might even try them on yourself.

Kate Upton Jiggly Bikini GIFs To Brighten Your Day

Today is going to be the greatest day you've ever known because Kate Upton GIFs!

See The Cast Of "In Living Color" Reunited

Note: While Jim Carrey was in attendance, Damon Wayans and Jamie Foxx refused to partake in the event. Too bad for them, it looked like a happy time for all!

Glittery Snake About To Attack Jennifer Lopez's Boobs

She doesn't even notice that it's happening and Enrique Iglesias looks a little too pleased.

The Ass-Backwards Mobile

Deformed mutant cars, as seen on the set of a new Michel Gondry film. They're cute. Like, ugly-cute.

Mitt Romney's Budget Cuts Hit Firefighters, First Responders

Democrats point to Romney's record of attempting to "union bust," and balancing the budget on the backs of public sector workers.

How To Pass Your Finals And Not Ruin Your Life

Read this guide if you want to pass your finals and not fail at life.

Wow. Watch Kate Upton Dance The ‘Cat Daddy’ For Terry Richardson In The Tiniest String Bikini

We knew Kate Upton could get down but WOW. The boobalicious model got very, um, bouncy for Terry Richardson, in this new Terry TV Video, where she demos the ‘Cat Daddy’ in nothing but a string bikini (the same one she wore on her Sports Illustrated…

The Secret Author Of Your Friends' Facebook Updates

How hundreds of thousands of Facebook statuses get written everyday.

20 Totally Bizarre Snooki-Inspired Items

Not going to lie: a few of these are totally disturbing. Who would buy these things?

37 Photos Of Fancy Shoe Porn

Foot fetish and fancy free! Here are photos of the new exhibit at the Design Museum in London dedicated to avant garde shoe designer, Christian Louboutin.

The 25 Most Annoying Animals In Your Office

The fact that you ended up with all 25 of them at your own place of work is all the proof you will ever need of the senseless cruelty of an unforgiving universe.

12 Powerful Images Of Women In The Labor Movement

Women have played key roles in workers' rights movements worldwide for over a century. Images from strikes and protests drive home women's longstanding commitment to equal pay, fair working conditions, and the right to form unions.

Ellis: Romney's Answer To "Forward" Is "Brown Energy"

How can the Republican win the future? Fracking!

Kate Upton Visits Kevin Durant In Skullcandy's Latest Video

So I know that Kate Upton is old and busted and that Paulina Gretzky is the new hotness, but until Paulina trades in the PicsPlz for Skullcandy’s HD video cameras and starts hanging out with Kevin Durant instead of local stoners in Captain America h…

Conservators Are The New Curators

Curators collect and share interesting and important things. Conservators protect and preserve things at risk of fading into the past. Just a friendly reminder that the entire internet is disappearing behind us, always.

21 Epic Athlete Vs. Object Battles

Last night, Amar'e Stoudemire fought a fire extinguisher with his fists. But don't feel too bad, Amar'e — you're not the only guy to attack an object and lose. We've rounded up the best instances of real athlete-on-thing violence and rated them on a scale of 1 to 10 Zambranos, the universal unit of crazy.

16 Reasons This Is The Coolest 104-Year-Old Ever

SHE WENT PARAGLIDING. AND IS 104. OMG.

Michael Jordan Apparently Hates Rapper Chamillionaire

Watch Rapper Chamillionaire describe his encounters with the greatest basketball player of all-time.

Kate Upton Hangs Out With Kevin Durant And James Harden

Someone give these three a TV show.

Jessica Simpson Finally Gives Birth

Her baby girl Maxwell Drew Johnson was born earlier this morning and weighed in at 9 pounds, 13 ounces. Well miss you, Pregnant Jessica Simpson!

What Do You Think Of Jessica Simpson's Baby Name, Maxwell Drew Johnson?

SHE POPPED YOU GUYS! After weeks of breathless speculation Simpson FINALLY birthed her baby girl, weighing in at 9 pounds 13 ounces. She named it something surprisingly normally if not entirely feminine: Maxwell Drew Johnson. DISCUSS!

Courtney Stodden Without Makeup

Now that celebrities taking make-up free photos has become a bit of a trend, Courtney did her own, unique take: her "make-up free" photo shoot of her writhing around in a bathtub with her boobs almost completely exposed.

Which Insane Headlines About Jessica Simpson's Pregnancy Actually Ran?

Can you spot the headlines written by actual publications and the headlines I just made up? Click each one to find out if it's real or fake.

Report Card Grades For The 50 Most Notable Undrafted Free Agent Signings

There have been some very productive undrafted free agents, like top-notch running back Arian Foster. This shows that talent can be found after the NFL draft ends. The fact that there's still talent available is why there's such a mad dash to sign p…

Amazing Time Lapse Video Of Venice

As if the city wasn't already beautiful enough, this makes it even better.

All The Jokes Deemed Too Offensive For The White House Correspondents Dinner

Jimmy Kimmel tried the cut jokes out on on Anderson Cooper last night, who gave stone-face replies like "that's one of those things that I cannot acknowledge in any way" to a jokes about Rick Santorum getting off by watching his college roommates having sex, Obama's ears, and another "Chris Christie Is Super Fat" gag.

Avery, The Baby Girl With The Bucket List, Has Passed Away

She touched so many lives, and did so much to help fight the disease which would eventually claim her life, in such a short time. Avery Canahuati, the baby girl with the bucket list, lost her battle against Spinal Muscular Atrophy last night. Here, courtesy of her parents Mike and Laura and written in her voice, is a farewell letter.

In 2007, Mitt Romney Addressed His Bin Laden Gaffe

Democrats continued their attack on Mitt Romney today for 2007 remarks saying it was not worth moving "heaven on earth" to kill Osama Bin Laden. Rivals pilled on Romney for the remark and in this 2007 debate Romney addressed the comment, saying "we will move everything to get him," and that his comments were meant to convey the larger scope of the War on Terror.

17 Reasons An NBA Star Punched A Fire Extinguisher

After last night's game, Knicks star Amar'e Stoudemire punched a fire extinguisher. Why? BuzzFeed Sports and Twitter theorize.

Looks To Try: Weird T-Shirts

Even if you wouldn't be willing to wear one of these, at least admit that they elicit quiet joy and a subtle chuckle.

The 7 Best GIFs Piers Morgan Pulled Out Of Jonah Goldberg Last Night

Unfortunately for National Review's Jonah Goldberg, last night's top cable-news cross-examination yielded a treasure trove of GIF-worthy moments.

Superman Solves The Hard Crimes

I don't think X-Ray vision works like that... Missing children are no laughing matter, 1950s comic writers!

Trailers From All 7 Batman Movies

Yet another new trailer for "The Dark Knight Rises" was just released last night. I love trailers. Hold onto my utility belt tightly and let's talk a stroll down memory lane, shall we?

25 Photos Of George Takei Doing The Vulcan Salute

Our favorite internet persona doing his famous pose. What more could we ask for?

Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf

We're not sure why this exists, but we're glad it does. This song has been making the rounds on Tumblr, and one intrepid person made a video for it.

The Ke$ha Cover That Made Allison Williams Famous

Allison Williams, of "Girls" and the daughter of Brian Williams has gotten flack for nepotism being the reason she got her big break, but maybe it was just talent? Love it or hate it — girl can sing.

Let Stupid Tweets Lie

Last night, I accidentally caused the death of my favorite tweet of all time. Attention, famous accounts: scrubbing your stupid past tweets is a crime against humor.

Beyonce Talks Fake Pregnancy Rumors

During her pregnancy with daughter Blue Ivy, Beyonce refused to indulge the speculation that she was faking her baby bump. When Katie Couric brought up the rumor during Beyonce's 20/20 visit, the singer scoffed that it was so ridiculous that "it doe…

Woman With "God" Tattooed On Her Forehead Arrested For Stalking

Jamie Calloway, a YouTube personality who goes by the alias "Jamie Godhead Platinum", was arrested for stalking.

Rihanna Discovers The Horror Of iPhone Self-Portraits

Stars, they're just like us! Just wait until she tries the iPad mirror shot.

Gruesome Don't Drink/Drive Video Via Mexico

If you're getting behind the wheel drunk, you might as well blow your passengers' brains out?

Cast Of "The West Wing" Reunites For Another Walk-And-Talk About Walking

"Parks and Rec" did it last week, but here is the actual cast of "The West Wing," reuniting for this PSA to get America walking.

Are These Cats And Dogs Paranoid Or Do They Know Something You Don't?

Pets wear tin foil hats for the same reason people do: because they're insane.

Ann Romney Talks About The 'Wild And Crazy Man' Inside Mitt

The Romneys stopped by CBS This Morning to continue off their 'Mitt isn't stiff or out-of-touch' tour.

Sofia Vergara Is Photogenic Sofia_vergara_see_thru_gq_mexico_may_2012_6

Sofia Vergara is on the cover of the May issue of GQ in Mexico (other articles: Summertime Sombreros, A Car Without An Our Lady of Guadalupe Decal,

Amar'e Stoudemire Punched A Fire Extinguisher Last Night

The Knicks lost the game and their star lost his cool.

Bush Ran On 9/11, War On Terror In 2004

Barack Obama has taken heat from conservatives for his perceived politicization of the slaying of Osama Bin Laden. But in 2004 the Republicans attempted to cast John Kerry as weak on defense and unreliable, and the Bush campaign ran these two ads attacking Kerry.

Escaped Chinese Activist Fought Against Forced Abortions

Chen Guangcheng, the blind lawyer and activist who escaped house arrest last week, worked against forced abortion and sterilization of women in China, a practice some say is disturbingly common as the country struggles to enforce its one-child policy. In his absence, forced abortions may continue unchecked. Says the president of human rights organization Women's Rights Without Frontiers, "Chen may be safe for the moment, but the women for whom he risked everything are not."

Idiot Films Himself Firing A Shotgun At A Sign Against Amendment One

Amendment one would define marriage in North Carolina as between one man and one woman.

Cenk To Rodney King: 'Do You Ever Think 'Maybe It Was Worth $3.8 Million'?'

Rodney King, victim of the police brutality scandal that sparked the 1992 L.A. riots, shares his views on the chaos and whether the money he won ever made the violence feel worth it.

Crossing Guard Has 11 College Degrees

WAKEFIELD, England, April 30 (UPI) -- A British man with 11 university degrees, including a doctorate in philosophy, said he took a job as a school crossing guard to give back to the community.

14 More "Only In Russia" Photos (Plus One Cringeworthy Video)

Snails crawling on women's faces. A statue dedicated to...enemas. A man who thinks he's a tree.

Will The Navy SEALs Swift Boat Obama?

The operators' resentment is real. And their criticism could undermine the president’s clearest-cut victory, the slaying of America's most notorious enemy.

Bethenny Frankel 'Skinnydipping' Interview

Bethenny Frankel first gained notoriety as a reality star -- she was a finalist on 2005's The Apprentice: Martha Stewart and was one of the original Real Housewives of New York City -- but she's since gone on to become a bona fide media mogul. Her r…

Sofia Vergara Is Photogenic

Sofia Vergara is on the cover of the May issue of GQ in Mexico (other articles: “Summertime Sombreros”, “A Car Without An Our Lady of Guadalupe Decal”, “Deodorant?”) and even though the photo shoot is actually just a Vanity Fair shoot from last year…

Elle.com Loses Over Half Of Its Editorial Team

Major shakeups have gone down on Elle.com‘s editorial side. Everyone’s jumping ship! As a few media outlets have already reported, Keith Pollock, Elle.com‘s editorial director, is leaving to become editor in chief of Du Jour–a new digital and print …

Groupon Plunges As Board Members Leave

NEW YORK (TheStreet) -- Groupon(GRPN) shares plunged on Monday as two members of its board, including Starbucks(SBUX) CEO Howard Schultz, resigned.

2012 NFL Draft Grades: Team-By-Team Report Card And Results

After months and months of preparation, the 2012 NFL draft has finally come to a close. Kind of anti-climactic, isn't it? As the media spent the winter and spring months making ...

"The Dark Knight Rises" New Trailer

No need to wait for "The Avengers"! Here's the new trailer for the next and final Christopher Nolan Batman film, well before its screen debut this weekend.

FBI, NYPD Roused, Grilled Occupy Activists In Advance Of May Day

At least three residences got surprise visits from authorities in early Monday morning. The residents were interviewed about their protest plans.

What Went Wrong With Patrick Robinson At The Gap

When we first heard that Patrick Robinson had been dismissed as the head designer of Gap almost exactly a year ago, we can’t say we were completely surprised. With sales still looking dismal, the brand cleaned house at an executive level days before…

Portal 2 DLC Gives Fans The Gift That Keeps Giving With New Level Editor

Fans get to create their own test chambers in Portal 2's latest DLC.

Netanyahu Ally: Romney Relationship "Exaggerated"

Erdan surprised his American audience with the comment.

Yahoo! News Was Soooo Excited For Nerd Prom!

Possibly the most embarrassing White House Correspondents Dinner press release ever.

SEALs Slam Obama For Using Them As 'Ammunition' In Bid To Take Credit For Bin Laden Killing During Election Campaign

The SEALs spoke out after the Obama campaign released an ad entitled ‘One Chance’, asking whether Mitt Romney would have gone after Osama bin Laden as President.

Dwyane Wade Throws Mike Bibby's Shoe Mid-Play

"Who throws a shoe? Honestly."

Cobie Smulders On How I Met Your Mother Season Finale, The Avengers

The How I Met Your Mother star dishes about the season's surprise ending, her A-list Avengers costars and her upcoming wedding plans

Cockney Rhyming Slang ATM

A number of banking machines in London offer Cockney rhyming slang as a language option. Operating the machine is simple...just insert your barrel of lard and punch in your Huckleberry Finn to get your sausage and mash.

In Which We Try To Explain Why Kanye West Was Caught With His Pants Down On A Recent Date With Kim Kardashian

What’s goin’ on there, Yeezy? Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s latest public outing was not quite as graceful as their Chanel dinner appearance. The two stepped out together Friday night and so did West’s upper thigh, as the new couple arrived at his…

Obama Has Held More Fundraisers Than Previous Five Presidents Combined As He Visits Key Swing States On 'Permanent Campaign'

The figures, contained a in a new book called The Rise of the President’s Permanent Campaign by Brendan J. Doherty, due to be published by University Press of Kansas in July, give statistical backing to the notion that Obama is more preoccupied with…

Michael Bay Stares At Boobs While Filming Vaginas On Pain And Gain

Here’s your picture of Michael Bay being Michael Bay of the day, on the set of his new film Pain and Gain (“Point Break set in the world of bodybuilding”) in Miami. See how he keeps his eyes on their boobs and the camera focused on their vaginas sim…

One Line DVR Summaries Of Individual Breaking Bad Episodes That Work For The Entire Series

@antarcticastartshere I am totally one of those people who is always defending her! I am like "Guys, she is totally right!" half the time and they're like, "What a shrew." BUT SHE IS TOTALLY RIGHT ABOUT BEING DISCRETE AND OMG SHE IS SO SMART (well, …

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